You Were Meant For Me
Author: williz
Summary: Will/Elizabeth focus- It's just Will and Elizabeth in a big adventure in which they meet many times. OK…I'm bad at summaries. But my story is going to be really fun. I swear! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Recognizable characters? Not mine.
Unrecognizable characters? MINE!
Recognizable characters that you just don't recognize because you're having
a bad day? Not mine, though I'd like to stake claim for them just that day.
"How far away is the Staight, Cap'n?" Gibbs asked as he strode up to the helm, where Jack steered the wheel.
"I dunno…I'm not the navigator, ask Will." He turned around and yelled. "William! Me boy, c'mere!"
Will poked his head out from around the mast. "Yes, Cap'n?" He yelled back to Jack.
Giving a sigh of annoyance, Will pushed his rope to the hands of an older crew member and walked to the helm. "What is it Jack?" He asked upon reaching the captain of the Black Pearl.
"Aye, lad…how much longer will we be sailin' til we get to the Straight of Gibraltar?" Jack said it with pride, for he thought the name sounded good when it was said. "Give it about a day or two and we'll be there. Sailing along the edge of the water makes it easy to follow, eh Jack?" Will said, nudging his friend. Jack grinned. "Aye, mate."
"Where's the bonnie lass, boy?" Gibbs asked, narrowing his eyes partially.
"She's down in my room, doing I don't know what…" he paused seeing the pirate open his mouth to say something but interrupted. "I know, I know…having a woman on board is bad luck…but Ana Maria has been on board longer than I have, Gibbs…we're fine, right?" Will said, shrugging and raising his eyebrows.
"She dun't count," he said, jumping when Ana barked up at him, "I 'eard that, you oaf!" He grinned sheepishly at the pirate woman and slinked away quickly, hearing Will and Jack laugh behind him.
Elizabeth sat at the desk in Will's cabin, pouring over the map of the Middle East and Europe. It seemed that this was almost too easy for them. They would sail into the Straight, yes…but then what of it? And how would they know the Spanish navy and military would be letting anyone through, let alone mysterious merchants.
Elizabeth traced their course with her finger on the map, brows furrowed. They'd move on into the Mediterranean Sea then, out in the open, surrounded by large land masses. Was that even safe for pirates to be surrounded by land masses owned by one of their worst enemies, the Spanish navy?
Who knew what other oddities lurked there? She shook her head and set her head down on the desk, wondering what Will was doing right at that moment.
A knock startled her and caused her head to shoot up. Will poked his head in cautiously. "Hello," he said, smiling at her.
She turned and smirked at him. "William, you needn't knock to come into your own room, honestly. We have problems with this whole knocking concept, the both of us."
He blushed slightly and came in, shutting the door with a click. "I—didn't know if you'd be changing or not in here. You never know, I could barge in here one day and you'd be half-dressed." Will shrugged at her as he walked to where she sat and leaned against the wall near the desk.
"There's nothing on me you haven't seen before, Mr. Turner," she said, raising her eyebrows coyly. Will leant down next to her face, placing both hands on either side of her chair. "If you remember, my dear—every time I try to become better acquainted with…the things on your body, someone interrupts." She blushed profusely and diverted her eyes from his piercing gaze.
"I was tired," she murmured, embarrassed. She truly had felt horrible that night in the hut when the opportunity arose to finally make love with Will, and she yawned right when it was starting to progress.
"Elizabeth…my love, don't fret about that. I was only jesting, Liz," he said, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder and kneeling next to her. She looked into his face as he smiled. It was addictive when Will smiled at her, a small dimple teasing in and out of his cheek, depending on how big he smiled.
Elizabeth set a hand on the side of his face and leaned down to bring his lips to hers. They met for a sweet kiss before Elizabeth pulled away, resting their foreheads together. "How long til we reach the Straight?" Elizabeth asked him. "A day or two, why?" Will answered.
"I'm having some…bad feelings, you could say, about this…" she said, reluctantly. She figured he was the best person to talk to about all this. "Bad feelings?" He asked with a curious look on his handsome face, as the young woman stood and crossed to his bed, sitting there.
He followed her to the bed and sat next to her. "Will, there are so many things etching at the back of my mind…I know I'm just worrying, but I'm frightened about all of this. What should happen if we get captured by the Spanish?" She asked, wringing her hands in her lap.
Will leaned to her and caught her lips in a kiss, taking her by surprise. She brought her hands up to his face and deepened the kiss. When Will pulled back, Elizabeth's bottom lip unconsciously pouted out. "Then we'll get out. I wont let anything happen to you, Elizabeth. You know that," he reasoned.
"I'm not worried about me. I'm worried about you, Will. I care about you, you know…and you being a pirate does not help your situation much, if you know what I mean," she said, leaning her head against his shoulder.
"Good point…but I can take care of myself, Miss Swann, thankyou very much," he said, chuckling. He laid down on the bed, legs dangling off, waiting for Elizabeth to join him, but she never did. After a few seconds he lifted his head to look at her. He sat and put a hand on her back.
"You're really bothered about this, aren't you, Elizabeth?" He lifted her eyes to his. "Yes, I am…I can't help thinking that we'll be surrounded by land. This wont be like sailing where Jack can outrun everyone in his Pearl Will…we'll be traveling in a small area…and Jack's without the comfort of his Pearl. What then?" Elizabeth looked up at him and cuddled into his chest, holding onto his collar with one hand, and wrapping her other arm to clutch his belt.
"Then we'll just—I don't know. It'll all be fine, Elizabeth. Don't worry," he said, squeezing her lightly.
"Ey, Will…are yer pants on?" Jack asked from the other side of the door. As his face turned beet red, Will cleared his throat and glared at the door. "Yes, Jack…come in."
Jack stuck his smirking face around the frame and chortled, "No need to come in, just thought I'd tell you that we're comin' up on the Straight a tad bit earlier than you'd expected."
Will and Elizabeth looked at each other with wide eyes. "WE NEED TER BLOODY GIT READY!" Jack bellowed urgently. Will sprung from the bed, letting his love go as he ran to his desk and started hiding things. Preparing for the journey through the Straight of Gibraltar, the whole crew was in a flurry.
Everything had to be flawless. The Spanish had to know beyond a doubt that these men were not pirates, just a band of merchants. If need be, they'd be a band of Spanish merchants. Some of the Pearl's crew knew their fair share of the language and they could most likely pull it off.
Will climbed up on deck with a few sacks on his back. He emptied them on the floor and each crew member took some of the effects out. In the bags were various disguises that made them look more like merchants and less like the cutthroat pirates they would be known as elsewhere.
Elizabeth had kept her maiden dress on, and stuck as close as she could to Will. It would be less than two hours before they reached the point of no return and entered the Straight, and she couldn't have been more afraid than she was at that very moment.
There it was. Will walked to the bow of the ship and climbed the rigging until he was standing on the railing. It was the most beautiful thing he'd seen in a long while. Two very large rocks were perched on each side of the opening. With a grin, Will muttered an expression of awe as he watched the large parting of land draw nearer.
All of a sudden, he felt a pair of hands latch onto his leg. He looked down and smiled. Elizabeth had followed after him quickly and held onto his legs for support as she almost toppled at the beauty of the site. "Oh Will, it's beautiful," she breathed, tightening her grip on his leg.
He climbed down and moved behind her, wrapping his arms around her lithe frame and cuddling his face in her soft, honey waves of hair. "See those huge rocks on either side of the Straight?" He asked, pointing them out to her. He felt her nod, so he continued. "Those are called the Pillars of Hercules, named after the Greek hero who was part God, part human." Elizabeth grinned and turned to look at him.
"Really Will?" He nodded. "Mmhmm, and the waters from the Atlantic Ocean pour into the Mediterranean from the east through the Straight. This will definitely give us some major pull." They stood in each other's arms for awhile longer as the Straight of Gibraltar moved closer.
"Oi, Will!" Jack came up behind him and stood next to the lovers. "Sorry ter interrupt or anyfin', but what is this Straight of Gibraltar's economic outlook, perchance?" He asked.
"Spain lies on this side," he said, pointing to the left bank. "…and Morocco…Africa, is on the other." Jack nodded, looking at both to try and see if there were any navy ships in the straight.
"What about Gibraltar?" Elizabeth asked from inside the circle of Will's arms. Both men looked at her.
"Wot?" Jack asked. "This is Gibraltar, lassie," he said, raising an eyebrow at the young woman.
"No—It isn't," she answered simply. Will let go of her and circled around to stand in front of her. She leaned against him.
"Can you two keep yer hands off each other for a bloody second!" He said, eyes wide. "And Lizzie, will yeh explain what yeh mean by, 'Gibraltar' then?"
She smiled at his annoyance and moved away from Will. "Jack, lemme explain something to you." Will started towards him and placed a hand on his shoulder. "The actual province of Gibraltar is a small peninsula off of Spain. It's been conquered by Spain at least twice over the expanse of one-thousand years or so…the Spanish own it." He whirled Jack around to face the Straight of Gibraltar again. "This, my friend, is the Straight of Gibraltar."
Jack nodded and left Will and Elizabeth alone. "How'd you know about Gibraltar, Liz?" The pirate asked the girl behind him as he looked at the water below the Black Pearl, using her recent nickname.
Elizabeth smirked and walked to lean against the railing next to him. "Well, Turner, you aren't the only one who knows how to read a map and open a book." Will chuckled and leaned over to kiss her. Just as their lips met, they heard Jack yelling.
Will ripped his lips off hers for a moment, looking over to the waters. Small boats were sailing out towards them from the right side of the bank. Every crewmember prepared themselves for what was sure to happen.
"What's going on?" Elizabeth asked, gripping Will's vest between her fingers and getting closer to him. He rested his arms on her petite waist and kept watching.
"It seems there are two possibilities about these people. One: They are friendly, coming to help us out, maybe they're curious even…." He paused.
Elizabeth watched the boats come closer. "And what's the second possibility?" She asked, looking up into Will's cautious dark brown eyes. "They're meaning to do us harm."
"Yes, the…Spanish? Wot? Well, we'd be much obliged, friend. Yes, of course…"
Elizabeth had her head pressed against the door of Will's cabin as she strained her ears to hear the conversation up on deck.
Will had grabbed her hand and took her down to his cabin, telling her to stay there until he or Jack came to retrieve her. It was for her own safety, she understood, but by the sounds of things, these people weren't hostile by any means.
She could only make out a few of Jack's words because he talked so damned loud, but she couldn't hear anything from the local of whom she imagined Jack was speaking with.
She heard the latch open and soft-booted footsteps coming towards the door. She started away from the door until she heard the deep voice she loved so much on the other side. "Elizabeth?" Will said, cautiously from the other side of the door.
She sprang at it and tore his cabin door open, throwing herself at the young man. "Will, I was so worried! What's going on up there?" Will was grinning from the close proximity to the girl, but quickly sobered as he turned to look at the latch to the upper deck.
"There's naught to worry about, Elizabeth. We've made friends with the locale of Tangier. It's on the right bank of the Straight…for some reason, they're saying it isn't safe for us to be going through the Straight." At Elizabeth's cocked head and confusion pouring out of her features, Will smiled and grabbed her hand, taking her up on deck with him.
When they came up, the captain of the Pearl looked up and grinned. "Ah, William, mate…there ye are!" He walked over to where Will was shutting the latch, and grabbed his arm, pulling him along, while Elizabeth linked her hand in the boy's free hand.
"Will, this is Captain Jauques Corday…he's lived in Tangier and has led the local uprising against the Spanish trying to take command of this spit o' land since 'e was a boy," Jack said. "Captain Corday, this is William Turner, meh first mate of the Pearl."
Will and Jauques shook hands heartily, until the older man's eyes roved over to the side. They opened wide at the sight of Elizabeth standing slightly behind Will. Grinning, he gently pushed Will aside and came up to the young woman.
"And who might this lovely vision be?" He asked in his French accent. He took Elizabeth's hand and bent to place a chaste kiss on it. Will's eyes narrowed dangerously and he meant to show that man where his place was, but Jack stopped him with a hand and walked around to Elizabeth's side.
"This, my good friend, is Elizabeth. Last name—off-limits, if you get what I mean," he uttered, nodding his head toward Will, whose face was turning red. Corday opened his mouth wide with an, "Ahhhh, yes I see." He smirked at Will with a glint in his eye, making Will glare.
"Well, it's a pity…" he said, chuckling. He got one last longing look at Elizabeth before revealing a plan to Jack for safe arrival on the other side of the Straight.
"We've found that all crews who attempt sailing through the Straight of Gibraltar deal with the Spanish one way or another. My scouts saw you from the bay and sent for me. I trust you are all good men…and women," he said, glancing at Elizabeth with raised eyebrows again and a smirk, making Will move next to Elizabeth and clutch her hand.
"Let me tell you what the best route is, eh?" He took Jack away to the helm and they started their own conversation away from the rest of the crew. Will just stood there, hand clutching Elizabeth's.
"Will, are you jealous?" She asked, teasingly smirking up at him. He diverted his eyes to his feet and muttered a quick, "No." Elizabeth nudged him with her hips and giggled. "Then why are you clutching at me as if I'm going to run away any second?" Will flushed and started chuckling, letting go of her hand. "I'm sorry, Liz…I suppose I must be." She grinned and draped her arms about his neck.
"Well, I must say, Mr. Turner—I'm extremely flattered, don't get me wrong…but I won't go running off anytime soon, so you can exhale." She nuzzled the stubble on his chin and tucked herself beneath his jaw. As Will wrapped his arms around her, he noticed Jack and Jauques staring at him. He tightened his grip on his lover, unconsciously, before pulling away lightly and striding over to where the two captains were.
"Jack, what's the plan?" He asked, as he came to a halt beside the two men. Elizabeth came up beside him, wanting to know the plan as well.
"Well, whelp…I been 'avin' a conversation with the Cap'n 'ere, and we've got ourselves a bit of a plan. Corday, you do the honors," Jack said, giving the older man a bow of respect.
Laughing, Jauques turned to the young couple. "The Straight is trouble, so going through it is out of the question for your crew…" He paused just enough to give Elizabeth time to question him.
"Excuse me, sir…but why exactly is it so dangerous? This is a merchant ship as far as they know and we just want to do our business, am I right?" She asked, curiously.
"Ah, so she's got a head on her shoulders, eh?" Jauques said, impressed. Elizabeth blushed slightly, but stopped when she saw Will clench his jaw subtly. Captain Corday smirked amused-like at Will and leaned tauntingly against the railing.
"Well, it seems Mr. Turner isn't quite the amiable researcher he thought he was…because he overlooked something very important in those books of his."
Will blanched and clenched his fists, glaring out at the sea, not wanting to look at the incorrigible man in front of him. Elizabeth placed an unseen hand on his back and rubbed calmingly. Will took a deep breath as she questioned further.
"What did he overlook, Captain?" She asked. He turned and pointed through the Straight. "You all know about the actual province of Gibraltar, am I correct in assuming so?" He asked. At their nods, he continued.
"It seems young William doesn't know about the recent happenings on that little peninsula, does he?" He asked, teasingly as he watched the young man become angrier. Will was fighting to keep his frustration inside because he knew the captain was doing it for amusement purposes.
"The English bastards—no offense meant to you, milady," he said quickly, not bothering to address Will. "An English naval force came upon it a few years back and they're trying to get the Treaty of Utrecht signed for complete ownership now. It's said that in a year or two, Gibraltar will become full English property."
All three listeners looked at each other with worried looks. "Wait, Captain Corday…you mean to tell me there are English ships docked there?" Will asked, forgetting his anger towards the man. Corday nodded. "Oui, and there's more, of course."
He continued. "There's a general there, famous for his dealings with pirate hunters. He's said to be the best hunter of them all. Captured hundreds already and he's but un jeune homme."
A loud bang reverberated all over the Black Pearl and caused the four to spin around. "Sorry, Cap'n, jus' tryin' ter lower the boats," Gibbs said, giving Jack a sheepish smile.
Jack grinned. "Continue on, then mates."
The four left to help with the boats. Some of the crew chose to stay onboard while others chose to go on land and see the sights of the city.
"We're glad you have come, Captain Sparrow…really, we are. I must advise you on this journey you are planning though. You must do it, I understand, to save la vie de la belle fille…but there's much danger involved, oui?" Jauques asked, conspiratorially as the two men drank tankards of ale in the private quarters of the captain of Tangier.
"Yeh, I know it…but Barley's been on meh last nerve fer too long, not to mention the Royal redcoat navy probably comin' after us soon…no other way ter go but forward," Jack said, taking a long gulp of his ale.
"Four horses! Four, I say!" Will said, waving a bag of coins in the smaller man's face. "Do you speak English, sir?" Will asked. The man was holding onto a few of the reins on some horses and Will was trying to buy enough for Jack, Ana Maria, Elizabeth and himself. It was all they could afford.
"Parlez-vous français?" The man asked, waving his hands around, angry that this boy was treating him so rudely.
The pirate turned and gave Elizabeth a helpless look. "I can't get through to him Elizabeth!" He said, dropping his shoulders, frustratingly.
Elizabeth rolled her eyes and took the coins from the handsome young man, coming up to stand in front of the horse trader. "Je parle français, monsieur. Combien pour quatre chevaux?" She asked in a soft tone. Will's jaw dropped down to his boots.
The man nodded. "Oui, oui…" After some mumbling, Elizabeth came back to Will. "He says he'll let us have four horses…eighty shillings for each one," she told him, under her breath.
"I've never bought a horse, Elizabeth…I—EIGHTY SHILLINGS! WHAT!" He went up to the man. "Are you mad! I'm not paying three-hundred and twenty shillings for a couple of damn HORSES!" He yelled. The man, not budging, just smirked.
Elizabeth hurried to Will and dragged him away. "Calm down, Will…it's alright." He took a deep breath and dropped his head on her shoulder. She stroked his hair once and left to go reason with the Frenchman.
"Y a-t-il une manière que je peux changer d'avis?" Will watched as she spoke with the unruly little man and opened his eyes extremely wide in shock when she smacked his face hard. Fuming, Elizabeth walked back to Will and clutched him to her.
"What? What'd he say?" He asked urgently. She looked up at him angrily and growled, "He said the only way he'd give us the horses for cheap was if I allowed him to—Oh!" She paused, completely flushed and fuming mad. "Allowed him to what?" Will asked, before his eyes narrowed. "Oh."
Pulling away from Elizabeth gently, he stomped over to the smirking man and lifted him straight off his feet by his robes. "Wanna reconsider that one, friend?" Will growled through gritted teeth. The man nodded eagerly, frightened out of his mind.
"Cinquante! Cinquante! Je vous donnerai trois chevaux pour cinquante!" The man whimpered. He looked over to Elizabeth who nodded.
"He says he'll give us three for only fifty shillings a horse, Will…you can put him down now," she said, slightly amused now. Will let the man down. "That's better," he muttered.
He fished out 150 shillings and paid the man, taking the reins of the three healthiest looking horses and left with Elizabeth to where they had been given rooms for rest. As Elizabeth tied a horse to a stump, Will tied the other two down to sturdy looking objects protruding from the ground.
He rubbed the snouts of one of the horses muttering, "Good boy…" as Elizabeth came up to him. She pet the horses mane and murmured, "What a beautiful horse he is." Her companion turned and looked at her. "I picked him out," he grinned, mockingly proud.
"Yes, with a lot of trouble…If it hadn't been for me, what would you have done?" She asked, tsk tsking at the pirate. He smiled softly at her and brought Elizabeth into his arms. "I suppose I'll never know," he spoke softly into her hair, before pulling back and kissing her, sensuously.
"Will!"
Elizabeth and Will jumped away from each other out of shock and nearly bumped heads. "Will, where are ye!" Jack asked, coming up. He saw two pairs of human legs behind horse legs. "Ah, there ye are!"
Will walked around, ducking underneath the horse's head, and stopped in front of his captain. "Yes, Captain Sparrow?" Will asked.
"Are these our horses? I specifically asked fer bloody four boy, where's the last'un!" Jack asked, throwing his hands in the air. "Cain't ye do the math, son!" He said, exasperated.
"Jack, give William a break, will you?" Elizabeth came out from behind the horse and stroked it softly. "The man got saucy with me and Will had to set him straight…we could have gotten four…" She paused, looking at Will.
"Yeah, for eighty shillings a horse," Will mumbled grudgingly.
"He got saucy wit' ye, Lizzie?" Jack raised his eyebrows and chuckled. "Te fellers jus' can't keep their eyes off yeh, can they lass?" He started laughing.
"Been wonderin' bout that too…what is it exactly yeh see in the whelp…he's a eunuch, you know…" Jack said, laughing harder now. Will's eyes shot open as Elizabeth started.
"I am not!" Will shouted. Groaning, Will turned and looked to the sky, exasperated.
Elizabeth came towards Will and dragged a hand across his back, the other going to his face. "Because he's a great kisser," she said, smirking with a raised eyebrow. She brought his head down to hers and kissed him passionately. Will grinned and wrapped his arms around her, dipping her lower as the passion grew. When they broke apart, Elizabeth hung onto him tightly, grinning cheekily.
"No, Jack…he's definitely not a eunuch," she said, giggling as Will waggled his eyes at her. With a grin, Will bowed to his captain and walked towards a shop, Elizabeth still clutching at his arm possessively.
Jack shook his head. "I need a woman," he murmured, setting up the saddle of the horse he decided would be his.
"Cap'n, we've only got three horses, if yeh 'aven't noticed!" Ana Maria sighed at her captain. He grinned. "Aye, love…three horses." Jack left it at that.
"And if yeh 'aven't counted, Jack—we've got four people makin' the journey ter Cueta…" Ana Maria said, following Jack as he walked to his horse. "Jack Sparrow, you ain't leavin' me behind! I'm a part o' this too, yeh know!" She barked, threateningly.
"Ana, love…the lovebirds are sharin' a horse…there's no need ter bark at me," she said, smirking with his back to her as Will came out of his cabin in proper riding wear. He wore a navy blue shirt with buckles strapped around his chest, and black trousers. Some of the men had leant him their machetes and one of them gave the young pirate a double-barrel pistol, which he had holstered in the buckles wrapped around his torso. His boots came up to just below his knees, making him look like a professional adventurer.
"Well, well, well Turner…you're all decked ou' aren't yeh?" Jack laughed, but felt the worse for wear as he hadn't changed his clothes and had only a single-barrel pistol and his cutlass. "I guess ye're gunna be the one leadin' the way, mate…ye've got all yer snappy weapons." Will grinned and started saddling the horse he and Elizabeth would share.
Elizabeth exited her cabin that was next to Will's, as she had forced Will into another one so she could change without his prying eyes. She was wearing her pirate trousers again and had pinned her hair tightly to the top of her head so that she could move more freely without it coming loose. Her flowing white shirt was tucked into the hem of her pants, as a wide belt perched there. Hanging on the belt was the cutlass Will had bought for her and a small pistol.
She handed Will a sack of her things so that he could tie it on the side of the horse, next to some of the food the locals had given them, while sizing him up at the same time. "You look good," she whispered in his ear. He smirked and turned to look at her, but found that she snuck away from him. He shook his head, amused, and started tying her bag next to his.
"Hop on, we need ter get goin'" Jack said, climbing up onto his horse and waiting for the others. Ana Maria pulled herself up onto her black horse. "Ey, Isabel...good girl," she muttered to her horse, stroking her mane.
Will took Elizabeth's hand in his and helped her up onto the horse. She swung her leg over to the other side and scooted a little bit farther up, making room for Will to climb on. In one quick movement, he hopped up behind her, pulling her back slightly to rest against his chest.
The brown horse neighed as it started moving forward. Will leaned forward and grabbed the reins, quickly. "Whoa, boy…whoa." He soothed the horse softly with his deep voice. The horse stopped and stomped in place for a bit.
Elizabeth smiled at his caring nature towards the horse as all three horses started off on the trail.
"GIBBS! Take care o' meh Pearl!" Jack shouted back to the crowd, hearing the distant "Aye-aye Cap'n Sparrow! Godspeed!"
(A/N:) Yes, yes...Will/Elizabeth flirty wirty. I'm such a dork! HAHAHA! I crack myself up! Ehhh...what's sad is that I really do crack myself up.
Anywho, people...for some reason I have "I'm Your Boogieman" by KC and The Sunshine Band stuck in my head, so I'll make this quick.
Translations:
un jeune homme: a young man
Oui: Yes (oui oui, senor...with the tilde...nevermind, I'm a dork.)
la vie de la belle fille: the life of the beautiful girl
Parlez-vous français?:Do you speak French?
Je parle français, monsieur. Combien pour quatre chevaux?: I speak French, sir. How much for four horses?
Y a-t-il une manière que je peux changer d'avis?: Is there any way I can change the price? (more or less...my translator's kinda broken.)
Cinquante! Cinquante! Je vous donnerai trois chevaux pour cinquante!: Fifty! Fifty! I will give you three horses for fifty!
Ta daaaa! And, yes, I used an online translator...so sue me! I'm in Spanish 3...not French! Sheesh! (dodges rotten tomatos thrown at me) I play soccer! You can't hit me with those! Muahahahaha SPLAT! (oh.)
Ooook, who threw that! (Karate pose) You know what? I was listening to KC and the Sunshine Band before, but this took so damn long that I'm listening to some Bis now. Geez, I best hurry!
If you guys can picture it, I'm seriously rocking out right now...like dancing while typing. It's a new jig...called the "Metronome Fingers."
Warning: This dance requires a rickety old chair that has a screw loose...not to mention a head with a scrw loose as well. (points to me) HEY! (grumbles) stupid warning...
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Drama queens rule: Can you believe that I'm still dancing? I don't know why! Probably because I'm listening to really danceable music...is danceable a word? Oh well, it is now...anywho, anout your review...THANKYOU! You seriously do rule...THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHA! I'm very sober, thankyou very much...sheesh. (shuns Drama queens rule) JUST KIDDING! I probably had a hint of a lonely night in my blood, but NO alcohol! Say no to alcohol, kids...and drugs, but that's beside the point.
Smithy: I will! I promise...not in that chapter...cuz of the evil yawn...and not this one, because it didn't fit. (shrug) BUT THEY WILL...ahem...I PROMISE!
WillsOneLove: YIKESABEE! Muahahaha! Beautiful! Just a word of advice: Don't be a cookie cutter kid. Sorry, I'm listening to a Bis song that said that and I just wrote it. (shrug) Hey, you ever think about why they say a "word" of advice, 'cause it's not really a word...it's like, however many are in the sentence or phrase or paragraph...whichever it is. I think I have ADD.
A Bit Closer Johnny:Yes, I definitely have ADD.
Things-One-and-Two: P.S.S.S.S. I love you MJ. And good luck with that job...more power to ya!
jean: Love the name...seriously. I really do. I get that all the time for some reason. "So when are they gunna do it?" MUAHAHAHA...you'll never knoooow. Unless you keep reading my story. Cuz it's coming.
Legolaslvr71: Yes, definitely...I have ADD. (checks pulse) Is this how you check for ADD? Anyone? No? Ok...(gets difibulator) Is this it? By the way, thanks chica! Lovely review!
Alright, that's it...seriously...I must have ADD...I am STILL dancing and my sister's kitten even called me a spazz. Geez, Jezebel, that's not nice. I think I'm hallucinating. If your kitten is calling you a spazz, does that mean you're dying? Hmm...
Karen
(dances away, rocking out still in her splendid ADDness) I'm such a dork. (grin)