Disclaimer: I don't own Due South.
This just came to me and I couldn't let it go.
I love my job
I have the greatest job in the whole world. Each day he keeps me and I cover him. He never leaves me behind. I am his identity. I helped him apprehend a criminal once - that was fun. I shield him from the sun and I help him keep his innocent and naïve appearance. My life is the good life, oh how I love my job. What is it you ask? Ok I'll tell you. I'm a Mountie's safety blanket… better known as Constable Benton Fraser's hat. Aha! Now you see why I love my job!
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