Author's Note: Alright, so I've decided to continue this fic. But only at my leisure or whenever I feel like writing. And thank you all for your reviews! I truly appreciate all of them. I haven't forgotten Ultima! I'm working on that right now also… I just need to let some frustrations out first. : )

Disclaimer: I do not own legal rights to call anything from the Final Fantasy franchise my own… Thus, a fanfic :P.

Spoiler warning: From now on, all of the cases will feature spoilers for every Final Fantasy game. Read at your own discretion.

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Objection!

Case II: Aerith vs. Sephiroth - Lifestream's Requiem

Authored by: PsychDragoonX

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"So… Mr. Tutaa, how is your jail cell working out for you?" Aurora entered the prison to "visit" Borak.

"Uwee… IHATEYOUITHATEYOUITHATEYOUHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!"

"Aww… I love you too."

"BURN!" he attempted a Firaga spell on her, but it failed. Miserably.

"Oh… you must've forgotten that this place has an anti-magic barrier around it. And besides, if you didn't have that Magicite, you wouldn't be able to cast the spells that make the peoples fall down because you're too stupid."

"Uwee…"

"But I digress, time for your execution…" Aurora snickered evilly. Yes, you can snicker evilly, it's not as grandiose as a full laugh, but it still works.

Aurora led Borak, surrounded by guards, through many corridors, occasionally snapping at other prisoners along the way. Eventually, they reached a room with the décor of Kuja's Desert Palace with a single chair in the middle. "Sit." Aurora kicked Borak into the room and shut the door. There was a large one way viewable mirror from outside the room. Aurora then took out her cell phone and dialed both Kuja and Vince. "Yes, he's ready…"

"Good. Lower the screen." And there was a click.

A screen lowered in front of Borak's chair, turning on revealing Kuja sipping some imported French wine. "Ah… yes… you… Would you like a few last words?"

"ALL YOU DO THIS THROW A TANTRUM AND WHINE!"

"Oh, I say."

"YOU should be thrown into the bottom of the ocean along with Seymour and have your eternal whining battle there!"

"Borak! I'm insulted!" Kuja retorted with feigned hurt.

"All you are is an 11 year old girl screaming, 'I WANT TO LIVE WAAAH!'"

"You're doing a better job of defending yourself without that clown."

"Uwee…"

"But yes, I wish I could chat with you a little while longer, but I must molest the minds of others. Au revoir." And the scene switched to Vince.

"Bonjour, mon ami…"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"Oh? You're just too stupid to speak another language."

"YOU ARE GAY."

"Ouch. How am I ever going to retaliate the best comeback ever created?"

"Uwee…"

"Whatever. Aurora, Kuja has allowed me the honor to tell you when to… execute Borak."

"And when?"

"Dispose of him now."

"Right away," she said with a smirk as the screen turned off and raised up. She left the room, walking in front of the window. "Oh, so many choices… but I know what I want."

A full force Thundaga spell was casted for 10 minutes straight.

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Finally, that pest is out of our hair. Ku-Ji-Ya Glorious Revolution wins once again. As I was thinking of how to celebrate our latest victory, my cell phone rang.

"Ku-Ji-Ya Glorious Revolution Department of Legality. Vince speaking, how may I help you?"

"Ah, yes, Vince… I've decided upon a decision. You and Aurora meet at my Desert Palace in an hour. Goodbye."

…So I called Aurora to tell her his invite.

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We reached there somewhat quickly, and Kuja was waiting for us in his personal office.

"Hello, Kuja. To what do we owe this invitation?"

"Yes, sit, I have news. We are going to start accepting other cases."

"Oh! Exciting! When do we start?"

"Right now," Kuja said as he handed me folders of the person I'm going to defend.

"…Aerith Gainsborough? I thought she was dead?"

"Yes, but obviously the Mist and Lifestream has allowed her one chance to materialize again and live a life if she somehow kills the one who killed her."

"And we're helping her? Why?"

"Look at her opponent."

"…Sephiroth?"

Aurora chipped in, "Oooh, this will be a good comeback to his contributing insult to Ku-Ji-Ya!"

"Exactly. Plus, there's going to be all the drama!" Kuja's eyes lit up.

"Alright then, I guess I must provide a defense for her…"

"No need, the jury will automatically find Sephiroth guilty. This case is just a formality," Aurora concluded.

"Yes…"

"But I still need to plan a show."

"Yes, yes, off course. You two are dismissed."

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Cue the Turks' theme. Again.

Aerith and I entered the court room to the plaintiff's stand. We conversed a bit before Sephiroth entered.

"Yes! I'm so excited! I'm going to live again!"

"Isn't that wonderful?" Plus, we'll also off Masamune4eva... Muahaha!

Sephiroth stepped into the courtroom. All the fangirls in the world could be heard screaming, "SEPHY I LOVE YOU! SEXIROTH PLEASE HAVE MAI BAYBEEZ!1!11!" He just flipped his hair and took the defendant's stand.

The case started with a reminder from Aurora, "Remember, you are guilty until proven innocent."

"Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

"No, you idiot. This is Kuja Court. You are guilty now… but can you redeem yourself?"

"…"

"Court in order," Kuja in his hood banged his gavel. "Ms. Gainsborough, prove your case."

"Gladly, your honor. This man has killed me!"

"Objection!"

"Overruled."

The case continued. "I would like to call the defendant to the stand." And guess what? Sephiroth is at the stand! "Have you ever physically harmed Aerith?"

"Have I every physically harmed Aerith? …No. …Not in the context that you speak of."

"Lies," Aerith interjected.

"Lies," the jury.

"Lies," I said.

"Lies."

"Lies."

"Lies."

"Lies."

"Lies," random audience members said.

"Lies," Kuja concluded and banged his gavel.

"Objec-"

"Overruled."

"…"

"Good boy. Do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"Mother made me do it."

"Oh?" I began. "I thought you had full control of yourself throughout the whole Meteor incident?"

"…"

"That's what I thought."

"But I did… and yet… I'm too cool for you," Sephiroth got desperate.

"Objection!"

"Yes, Vince?"

"He's too stupid to use magic without materia. Therefore, nullifying any redemption for himself."

"Point taken. The court has noted your statement."

"Now, Sephiroth…"

I was interrupted by a scream, "SEPHY! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO SEXY!" Oh God… a Mary Sue fangirl. Obviously, Sephiroth like the idea of another supporter.

"Your honor…" I began.

"Please allow Ms… umm…" he looked at the new girl, desperate for her testimonies.

"Lisi Bran Jr!"

"…" was all the court's reaction.

"Objection," I said. More miffed than anyting.

"…You don't need to say it. I know what you're thinking. She is dismissed."

"NuuuuiwantsephywephytobearmaichildrenPLZPLZPLZPLZUSOSECKSEE."

"Throw her in jail."

"Object-" Sephiroth began.

"She's arrested for raping Mr. English Grammar and having a lack of logic."

"…"

But… Lisi wouldn't go quietly. "OMG U DNT NO MEEE"

Kuja banged his gavel, "You do NOT speak to me without punctuation!"

She struggled out from the guards' hold with her Mary Sue-like powers.

"Damn. I need to hire better bodyguards," Kuja mentally noted under his breath.

"U! I WIL TALK 2 U HOWEVA I WANT!11!1!"

"…"

"Nao………………………………."

Kuja became fed up. He liked drama, but not this kind of drama. He then casted Flare on her, effectively ending her life. Everyone sans Sephiroth cheered. Yes, Mary Sues are the worst. No one hijacks my fics! Anyway…

"Now, Sephiroth, please continue."

"…I have an army of fans waiting to commit hara-kiri just for me."

"So let them."

"…"

"Anything else?"

"…Yes. You. Suck."

"I know."

Sephiroth then vanished. Everyone wondered where he went.

"What? He's too stupid to use magic! He can't do that!" I exclaimed.

"Mother allows me to," Sephiroth said while coming down on Aerith with his Masamune like he did at the end of disc 1. Stabbed.

…

…

….

The everyone gasped. Yes, even Sephiroth as he pulled out his katana.

"Final Attack and Revive, bitch!" Aerith.

"…"

Sephiroth raised his sword again, but Aerith casted Barrier, nullifying the second stab.

He then became furious and started slashing at her with a berserked rage. Aerith blocked every hit with her… parasol… and then summoned Knights of the Round.

KO.

"Yay! I'm alive again!" she jumped and did a victory pose.

"Great! Now, to dispose of the body via incineration…" Kuja began.

"Yes," Aurora came by and started chanting a Firaga spell. But she was interrupted by the cries of the planet (of fanboys). "What…?"

There was a brilliant flash of silver that could blind…

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There. A good place to end the second installment. So… what did you think? I accept all opinions! Have a happy Valentine's day!