A/N: Hi, I know, I know, this chapter is a little late. Sorry. I hope it's good.

Chapter 6

Voldemort: Due to a lack of funding, we are no longer able to afford rent on walls and a ceiling.

Bellatrix: (death glare) (sarcastic) No crap Sherlock, I thought the walls and ceiling were taken away so we could all get a righteous tan.

Draco: You don't look like your dressed for a tan…shouldn't you be in a bikini or something?

Bellatrix: I was being SARCASTIC.

Voldemort: We would be able to afford walls and a ceiling if Draco hadn't spent all our money on natural male enhancements!

Draco: (twiddling his thumbs) Sorry Sir.

Everybody: …..

Draco: (digging around in his pockets) If it helps I can sell my stash.

Voldemort: No one's going to buy muggle candy for your nose.

Draco: Harry Potter will.

Voldemort: You can keep can keep it. Any idiot can get a chocolate bar or Skittles and shove them up their nose.

Fenrir: I think your misunderstanding what nose candy is…

Draco: Yeah, what do you think the real reason Harry Potter's followers are called Potheads?

Voldemort: Because…?

Draco: Forget it.

Voldemort: Indeed I will.

Draco: (mutters) Old people.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Bellatrix: What the censored was THAT?

Voldemort: Snape, are you blowing up muggles again?

Snape: Yes Sir!

Voldemort: Good. As a reward I'll give you a copy of the Psychedelic Twinkie Lights of Belgium.

Draco: (talking to the inspirational life-size cardboard cut out of the Quaker Oatmeal Dude) Me? Gay? As if. You don't know what you're talking about Quaker.

Quaker Dude: …..

Draco: I'm as straight as a rainbow! I'll bet I've had more make-out sessions with girls than you have.

Quaker Dude: (cardboard remains still)

Draco: 528! Are you friggin' kidding me?

Quaker Dude: ….

Draco: What do mean what I thought were women? They were all girls, I swear!

Quaker Dude: …

Draco: I swear, someday when your back is turned. You're gonna get it.

Voldemort: Are you bothering the Quaker Oatmeal Man again?

Draco: He started it!

Voldemort: Don't make me have to come over there!

Bellatrix: Have you'll all forgotten about Potter? We're supposed to be killing him.

Voldemort: Hey, at least I've attempted. I'd like to you try.

Draco: (mimicking Harry Potter) Ooh, ooh, I the Boy Who Lived! And I like to live! I spy on people with my invisibility cloak and let a fart slip! Or in the boys' prefects' bathroom room….or girls'. Or watch Dumbledore being sponge bathed by M C Hammer's mummy. Because I'm a sick, sick little boy that tells on Draco Malfoy for looking at "dirty" magazines when what's in them is completely natural! Not that I'd know of course because I'm Harry Potter and I take cold showers after watching the Quidditch teams change in the locker rooms!

Draco: (pouting) I might have bloody well been looking at a nature magazine it's so natural!

Bellatrix: (feigning concern) Maybe you should see someone about that.

LATER

Fenrir: Draco's in rehab again.

Voldemort: (sighs) Is it that nose M&Ms?

Fenrir: No…it's Kibbles n' Bits, Sir.

Bellatrix: You know the drill.

(Bellatrix, Fenrir, and Snape in their Death Eater uniforms walks through a tunnel in slow motion with Down With the Sickness by Disturbed playing in the back round. Bellatrix, still in slow motion, shakes her head to make her long hair flip)

Next Scene (now in rehab clinic)

Draco: It's just so good! I mean, I know its dog food, but, I can't stop eating it! I love Kibbles n' Bits! I—need—help.

Therapist: We know, it's tough. Just hang in there. You need to pass that three day period of no Kibbles n' Bits. Get over the hump. Then you're safe.

(Snape, Fenrir, and Bellatrix appear)

Bellatrix: We have a more effective method.

Draco: No…please don't, anything but THAT!

Snape: (pulls out a Barbie doll) Get over it, or Shaniqua gets a blow job by Nicholas. (pulls out a Ken doll)

Draco: (wails) NO! Not Nicholas! Shaniqua and Ken are supposed to be together! Don't do it!

Bellatrix: Quit the dog food.

Draco: I can't…

Snape: 3

Draco: Please, don't do it!

Snape: 2

Draco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Snape: 1. Woops. Shaniqua decides she likes Nicholas a heck of a lot better than Ken.

Draco: (sobs) No, no, no, it can't be…why?

Therapist: I'll leave you guys alone….

Bellatrix: You had it coming.

Draco: You guys suck.

Bellatrix, Snape and Fenrir: We try.

A/N: I had lots of fun last night! I went to a high school football game. My team won! I went with my best friends who are in band with me (most of us play flute) and we played the song Boomer Sooner every time our team scored a touchdown. We played with the highshool's band.

To my reviewers:

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