A/N: This is just a short story of what's going through Hyde's head on Valentine's Day. I'll write more for other charactersif readers want me to. So R&R.


Damn it. It's that time of the year again. All those valentines and hearts. Damn it, why the hell does Jackie have to be my girlfriend.

Sure Fez loves it but I'm not that wuss. I'm the macho zen one. And the day Led Zeppelin was in Madison it had to be February 14th.

Kill me now God. I can't stand this holiday anymore. Jackie is all mushy and shit, more than usual, and damn it I cannot stand it. That's it,

I'm getting the fuck out of here and going to that Zeppelin concert. And no one else is following me because if Jackie finds out I'm dead.

Maybe I'll just have Red cover for me. Better take some beer too. Wait, how am I going to get down there anyway? I've got no wheels,

and no way Red would lend me his car, let alone the Vista Cruiser. Screw it... I'll just hitchhike to the concert. Ok, so I'll start walking

down the road onto the highway and when a car's coming I'll try to get it to stop. Yeah, that's what I'll do.