The Unimaginable Chapter 3: Not Odd, Stange, a phantom of the opera fanfic

The Unimaginable

Chapter 3: Not Odd, Strange

Erik was watching the Phantom of the Opera movie on his widescreen tv. He had gotten to the part where Christine was in her beautiful dress and hair pieces. All of a sudden Rachel appeared on the screen. She yelled, "Give me your dress!" Then she attacked Christine. There was this big puff of smoke going around them. Rachel stepped out of the smoke minutes later in the dress and hair pieces, but Christine was still fighting herself. Rachel disappeared off the stage and the puff of smoke faded. Christine's arms were in a knot. One leg was tied around her waist and the other one was bent the wrong way and over her shoulder. Erik laughed and then heard clatter in his kitchen.

He stood up and ran to his kitchen, lasso in hand. When he got there Rachel, still wearing the dress, was looking through the cabinets. Maria was mixing something in a bowl. "Where do you keep the chocolate chips, Erik?"

"I don't have any."

"How could you not have any?"

"I haven't been shopping lately…wait. Why are you in my kitchen?"

"We're making cookies! Who wants to lick the poisoned…I mean not poisoned… spoon?" Maria asked. Suddenly Estee came through the wall grabbed the spoon and backed up through the wall again. As she left, however, the wall went back in place as if you were rewinding a movie, except gave Estee a spoon this time. Then they all heard, "Mmm, poison." It was Estee. Erik turned back to the giggling girls and noticed Rachel was dressed in a normal shirt and jeans. 'Stupid, girls,' Erik thought.

"How did you get in here?" Erik asked.

"We came through the roof. We cut a hole in it with a chainsaw and invited ourselves for tea and cookies, but you didn't have any cookies so Maria and I decided to make some. Now that I think about it you don't have any tea either!" Rachel exclaimed all in one breathe. Then she ran around the kitchen gathering the ingredients for tea. I'm not sure what they are, but oh well. Then Emma walked through the front door calling, "Lucy I'm home! You have some 'splainin to do!" Erik groaned and went to get Emma. He had given up last time to try to get rid of the girls whom Rachel called Fallen Angels. 'Angels my but!' Erik thought.

When Erik found Emma she had two tickets in her hand. "Rachel!" she called. Rachel ran from the bedroom, even though she was just in the kitchen. Rachel grabbed the tickets and Erik, and ran to the plane station. There Erik was dragged onto a plane and flown to Hawaii. When they landed and walked out of the station Erik noticed that both he and Rachel were wearing Hawaiian clothes. They walked to a palm tree in which Maria was sitting under and eating pineapple. "Estee, could you pass down another pineapple?" Maria asked.

Instead of throwing down a pineapple Estee threw herself down with a pineapple in her hands. She had left her spoon in the tree so she hit her head against the tree to knock it out. The spoon fell along with a bunch of cocoanuts that hit Erik on the head. "I'M LEAVING!" he cried running away. Erik got on a plane, flew back to France, and walked into his house to hear voices coming from the dining room. He walked in to the dining room to see Rachel, Estee, Emma, Maria, and Corinne all sitting down and drinking Starbucks coffee. "Why are you ladies here?" Erik asked confused. They were all wearing normal clothing, not Hawaiian clothes like he still was.

"Corrine and Emma invited us over for coffee. Starbucks coffee," Rachel replied.

"Can I have some?" Erik asked.

"Sorry," Corinne said dumping the rest of it down the drain, "it's all gone." Erik stared open mouthed and wide eyed.

"Close you mouth. It is quite rude to have it hanging open like that!" Rachel said repeating the lines in one of her other stories and not this one, which is hers by the way. Erik closed his mouth and said, "I'm going to um…bye!" Then he ran off. Estee ran after him yelling, "Spoooooooooooon!"

Corinne left next saying, "Estee, wait up!"

"Don't leave, Erik! I need your autograph!" Emma cried leaving.

"I'm soooo alone! Don't leave me! Can I have your mask collection to sell on eBay, Erik?" Maria called running after everyone else, except Rachel.

"Finally, my own lair," Rachel said smiling to herself. "First we need to redecorate!" A little while later Erik returned to his (I mean Rachel's) lair. The sign that said Erik's Lair was still on the door, but the name Erik was crossed of in red marker and instead the name Rachel was written. He opened the door and walked in. His clothes were tattered and torn while his mask (and the rest) was gone because Maria sold them on eBay. He walked in his lair to see palm trees and cocoanuts. Rachel was sitting under one palm tree juggling seven cocoanuts. "Erik, look! I can juggle cocoanuts! I beat your record. In your ugly, unmasked face!" Rachel called to him.

Erik ignored her and walked into his bedroom, but Rachel was there floating in the air and meditating. "Why do girls have to be so annoying?" Erik asked out loud.

"We're not girls we are twelve year olds. Get used to it," Rachel said coming to the floor. Then a chainsaw was seen from a palm tree. It made a door. The handle was turned and Maria came through the doorway. "Twelve year olds are unstoppable!" Maria cried.

"How did you get in the tree?"

"Rachel put me inside with a chainsaw so I used it to get out."

"How did Rachel put you inside the tree?"

"Ask the author." Before Erik could ask, however,Emma came through the front door and ran to the bedroom. "Twelve year olds are undefeatable!" she called to Erik. Then Corinne came from the bathroom dripping wet.

"I'm not even going to ask," Erik said.

"Your pipes had a leak. I tried to fix it, but only made it worse." Suddenly Estee ran from the kitchen to the bedroom yelling, "Twelve year olds unite!" Everyone stood next to each other and stared at Erik curiously.

"Please get out," Erik said.

"Now you say please!" Rachel cried as she, Emma, Estee, Maria, and Corinne left the way they had come. "Don't go in your kitchen, Erik," Rachel called as she disappeared into the kitchen. Erik gulped and ran into the kitchen. Estee was trying to put out a fire and Rachel was making off with the marshmallow bag. Estee took one look at his beet red face and ran with Rachel, who still had the bag of marshmallows. Erik quickly put out the fire and put his kitchen back to normal. He went and sat down in his chair when he heard a noise from the kitchen.

"I don't have any."

"How could you not have any?"

"I haven't been shopping lately…wait. Why are you in my kitchen?"

"How did you get in here?" Erik asked.

Did you like it? I hope you enjoyed the new chapter. Please R&R! Thanks! Now I have to go see Erik and give him his birthday present…The Sims! Next chapter will be here soon.

PS. My friends helped me with this story. They are Estee, Emma, Corinne, and Maria. I am Rachel. We truly act like this in life, but only sometimes. Corinne is the most normal. Anyways, the point is I'm getting a survey now. Who is your favorite character, besides Erik, in the story so far? Rachel (ME :D), Estee, Emma, Corinne, or Maria? Thanks for your help. The survey was Estee's idea by the way. Now Ireally ought to be finding my brain cells. Bye!