The Unimaginable
Chapter Break: Resigning and Rejoining
So, what happens when all of the characters in your story want to resign? Well, it all started when…Wait a moment! Hold it right there! Did you I just say my characters are resigning? Good lord! Won't the phantom be happy….Suddenly Erik jumped out of nowhere with a large grin on his face.
"You bet I am!" He cheered happily. In his hand I noticed he had a jug of beer and I sighed. Just then Rachel, Maria, Corinne, Estee, and Emma walked in angrily with bright pink and baby blue papers.
"We want to resign," Rachel said flatly. I stared at them, my mouth hitting the floor…
"How can your mouth be touching the floor?" Emma asked after reading the sentence before this one. I closed my mouth and glared at them. I ignored Emma's idiotic question, I mean everyone can touch the floor with their mouths when the mouth is actually open!
"You can't resign! We've done six chapters together! If you leave now what will I tell the readers?"
"Well, what do you want to tell them?" Estee asked. "Hmm?"
"…" I replied silently.
"Exactly," Rachel said. I sighed as the Phantom Five handed in their resignation papers. Erik watched with glee.
"This is the happiest day of my life," Erik swooned around the room doing a little victory dance. His face fell and he stared at me suddenly and I gave him a skeptical look. "Wait a minute; does this mean you're going to do try-outs to get new characters?" I smiled.
"Great idea, Erik," I cheered happily. The Phantom Five laughed and sat in bleachers to watch the try-outs, which went horribly wrong. I watched the people trying out for Estee. They did the part worse than she actually did!
"Spooooooooooon!" Estee screamed from the bleachers and threw the spoon at me, which hit me in the head and hurt a lot. Erik watched Estee do this and laughed heartily. I can't believe this is actually happening. First my story characters resign and now Erik seems to hate me. Then as the try-outs went on I found myself trying to get two-year olds to stop fighting over who was better at using the camera. It was then I realized Christine in a crowd of people trying to get everyone's autograph. Erik was watching her and drooling. Rachel was looking from Erik to the people to Christine and was seething with jealousy.
"I'm the main character in this story!" Rachel finally yelled and all the people ran over to her trying to interview and take pictures of her. Erik was now just staring up at space. Corinne was trying to hold Estee back from hitting the horrible actors with spoons and Emma was asleep in her chair. Christine lay on the floor crying. I just waved my hand and she poofed away out of this chapter break because it's my story and I don't want her here! After try-outs I was on my knees in front of the Phantom Five and Erik begging them to continue on in my story.
"I already am! Unfortunately, you're writing the stories and I have no choice but to follow your orders…for the time being. I'm like your slave!" Erik shouted while the other girls started bursting out laughing. They all took their 'fake' resignation baby blue and light pink papers and ripped them up.
"April Fool's!" The Phantom Five screamed at once. I raised an eyebrow and laughed too until I noticed the date.
"It's December 31, you idiots!" I hollered. Erik joined in laughing and then added quickly before I drew the chapter break to a close, "I really am your slave though!"
Please review! I got bored of typing just chapters and thought we all needed a break. So I added this chapter without the help of my fellow members of the Phantom Five. Now review so I can add a real chapter and not just a continuation of a chapter break! Thanks!