The Unimaginable

Chapter 5: Interview with the Phantom

Rachel, Corinne, Estee, Emma, and Maria made their way to the Phantom's lair. As they got there he screamed, "Get out and stay away!"

"Wait!" Rachel cried.

"What?"

"Corinne, Estee, Emma, Maria, and I would like to interview you…"

"Fine, but make it quick. I need to take a nap before I watch TV," Erik said. And so the interview begins….

"What is your name?" Emma asked.

"Erik."

"Do you like spoons?" Estee asked.

"No." Wrong answer.

"Spooooooooooon!" Estee cried slapping him across the face with a porcelain spoon. The spoon broke and Estee had a proper funeral for it. But that's not important.

"If you died in the book, how could you have made the movie?" Rachel asked.

"I wasn't the actor for the book or the movie. Just the inspiration."

"Do you still love Christine?" Corinne asked. She was writing down all the questions and answers since she was the most normal one there.

"Hell no! She left me for a fop, so why should I still love her!" Rachel quickly tied him to a chair and put a bright light over him like they do in movies to get the answers from them.

"We ask the questions and you say the answers!" Rachel cried slapping him across the face. "Now," Rachel continued, "what did you do with the gold?"

"Rachel, this isn't a movie! Now untie Erik so I can ask him my question," Maria hollered. Rachel sighed. "Aw, man!" Rachel said as she untied Erik and took away the bright light. "Can I still slap him?" Rachel asked.

"I suppose…" -slap- "…" -slap- "…not…" Maria said. -slap-

"Stop slapping me!" Erik roared grabbing Rachel's hands. Rachel grinned real wide and asked, "Are you going to get down on one knee and propose to me now?"

"No." Corinne wrote everything down, including what Rachel just said and the slaps.

"My turn," Maria said. "Ok…do you…like…pizza!"

"Yes."

"Do you like spoons now?" Estee asked returning from the funeral.

"No." Wrong answer.

"Spooooooooooon!" Estee cried slapping him across the face with a porcelain spoon. The spoon broke and Estee had a proper funeral for it. But that's not important either.

"Will you order pizza for us?" Emma asked.

"No."

"Why?" Corinne asked.

"Because you are ungrateful, ignorant, house raiding peasants!"

"Thank you," Rachel said. "Want to see me juggle?"

"No."

"How about me?" Maria asked.

"No."

"Please?" Maria asked giving him the puppy dog eyes.

"No, you hideous beast!" Maria cried and Rachel had to put her outside for time-out because she wouldn't shut up.

"Where did you put the gold?" Rachel asked after she tied Erik to a chair and put a bright light over him.

"…"

"Not speaking, eh?" Estee asked. -slap-

"I command you to answer us!" Corinne yelled.

"I don't know anything I swear," Emma whined.

"Not you, you idiot!" Rachel cried slapping her. "Now, Erik, we will ask you one more time…What did you do with the gold?" -slap- Maria marched back in and put things back in order.

"Erik, you trusted Christine and she went and took your mask away from you. How do you feel?" Emma asked.

"I feel like killing you all!"

"Cool, now did you or did you not see that new movie, When Spoons Attack?" Estee asked.

"I haven't seen it yet, but I'm going to this weekend…"

"When are you going to sell me your lair and move away?" Rachel asked.

"Never, but I was thinking of getting a security system so you guys could never return…"

"You can't do that. Others have tried, but remember twelve year olds are unstoppable! Mwahahahahahahaha!" Rachel laughed evilly. Erik rolled her…I mean his…eyes and Emma, Corinne, Estee, and Maria just backed out of the lair slowly. "Guys wait up!" Rachel called running after them.

Rachel: What do you think? Good? Bad? Sucks? What's that? You like it? Good. Now R&R or prepare to be visited by your worst nightmare! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Erik: You mean you?

Rachel: Exactly….Hey! -gets angry and goes after Erik with a knife, but Erik runs and screams like a little girl-

Erik: -still running- I do not scream like a little girl! -screams like a little girl as Rachel starts to catch up-

Me: -watches commotion, obviously amused- Well, I have to go and break those two up. Just another lovers' quarrel. You know the rest…

Erik: -still running- This isn't a lovers' quarrel!

Me: You tell yourself that, Erik! As for the rest of you (coughexceptRachelcough) please R&R! Thank you all so much!

Rachel: -yells while running after Erik- Meanie! Wait till I get my hands around your neck!

Erik: -still running- Like you could…Ahhh! -screams like little girl as Rachel drops knife and jumps on top of him-

Rachel: -smuggles Erik and puts him in a bag- -carries the bag full of Erik off of the screen while yelling- I will get my revenge! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Me: -stutters like Porky Pig (Who Rocks!)- That's all folks!