The Unimaginable
Chapter 6: Confusion and, My Favorite, Flashbacks!
Erik sat down in his comfy chair, thinking he had finally gotten rid of the indestructible 12 year olds. Just then Rachel walked out of the bedroom yawning.
"What are you doing here?" Erik snarled angrily. Rachel looked at him and raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you again?" Rachel asked shaking her head in confusion.
"Remember? That's Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, you dummy," Estee said walking through the front door. Corinne ran in after Estee, sweating.
"Hey, guys. I just ran over from Egypt. I heard we were all meeting here to torment Erik again," Corinne said.
"Great, Corinne," Maria said appearing with a bowl. She was mixing cookie batter, like in chapter 4 I believe. "Now Erik knows the plan," Maria added as she pointed the batter covered spoon at Erik. Estee's eyes lit up when she saw the spoon.
"Spooooooooooooooooooon!" Estee ran over and pounced on the spoon, but missed it. Estee fell to the floor and looked up, her bottom lip stuck out as she saw the spoon in Emma's hands.
"I get to lick the spoon this time, Estee," Emma said. Meanwhile Rachel was trying to figure out where she was and who these people were.
"Am I supposed to know you people?" she asked. Everyone stared at her, very confused.
"You're the girl who has tormented me since day one," Erik said calmly as he walked over to her. He walked right up to her and bent down so he was face to face with her. "Do you remember now?"
"No," Rachel said giving him a confused look. "Who are you again?" Erik sighed and walked back over to his chair. He sat back down and Corinne, Emma, Estee, and Maria guided Rachel over to in front of the chair. They all sat down in a half circle in front of the chair so they could see Erik.
"Do we have to show you the flashbacks?" Emma asked.
"I love flashbacks!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Stick to the script, Rachel," Corinne whispered to her.
"Sorry," Rachel whispered back.
"I'll take that as a yes," Emma said. "Corinne, tell us about the time when we first met Erik…"
FLASHBACK - yay flashbacks!
Erik was standing on the bridge and he was singing sweetly, "Christine, that's all I ask of…" Suddenly Erik's mask was ripped off. Everyone gasped, but Emma, Maria, and Rachel all stood up in the audience and began cheering really loudly.
"Go, Erik!" Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs. Then her, Emma, and Maria held up posters that read, 'Go Erik!', 'Erik Rocks!', and my favorite, 'Erik is the God of Music!' Erik shook his head and just cut the rope and then took Christine and they fell into the hole. Rachel, Maria, and Emma jumped onto the stage and just then Estee, with her majestic spoon, and Corinne jumped onto the stage as well. They all held hand and jumped into the hole after Erik.
END FLASHBACK - awwww
"Do you remember now?" Erik said wincing at the flashback. He hated that memory. Rachel shook her head no and Estee said, "Remember the time when…"
FLASHBACK - yay flashbacks!
Erik sat down in his comfy chair, thinking he had finally gotten rid of the indestructible 12 year olds. Just then Rachel walked out of the bedroom yawning.
"What are you doing here?" Erik snarled angrily. Rachel looked at him and raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you again?" Rachel asked shaking her head in confusion.
"Remember? That's Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, you dummy," Estee said walking through the front door. Corinne ran in after Estee, sweating.
"Hey, guys. I just ran over from Egypt. I heard we were all meeting here to torment Erik again," Corinne said.
"Great, Corinne," Maria said appearing with a bowl. She was mixing cookie batter, like in chapter 3 I believe. "Now Erik knows the plan," Maria added as she pointed the batter covered spoon at Erik. Estee's eyes lit up when she saw the spoon.
"Spooooooooooooooooooon!" Estee ran over and pounced on the spoon, but missed it. Estee fell to the floor and looked up, her bottom lip stuck out as she saw the spoon in Emma's hands.
"I get to lick the spoon this time, Estee," Emma said. Meanwhile Rachel was trying to figure out where she was and who these people were.
"Am I supposed to know you people?" she asked. Everyone stared at her, very confused.
"You're the girl who has tormented me since day one," Erik said calmly as he walked over to her. He walked right up to her and bent down so he was face to face with her. "Do you remember now?"
"No," Rachel said giving him a confused look. "Who are you again?" Erik sighed and walked back over to his chair. He sat back down and Corinne, Emma, Estee, and Maria guided Rachel over to in front of the chair. They all sat down in a half circle in front of the chair so they could see Erik.
"Do we have to show you the flashbacks?" Emma asked.
"I love flashbacks!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Stick to the script, Rachel," Corinne whispered to her.
"Sorry," Rachel whispered back.
END FLASHBACK -awwww
"Estee, you idiot. That just happened like a few minutes ago," Emma said hitting the back of her head. Estee gave them all an insane grin.
"I know. Good times, good times," Estee said. Corinne rolled her eyes and turned to Maria.
"Ok, Maria, tell us about the time when…"
FLASHBACK - yay flashbacks!
Erik was watching the Phantom of the Opera movie on his widescreen tv. He had gotten to the part where Christine was in her beautiful dress and hair pieces. All of a sudden Rachel appeared on the screen. She yelled, "Give me your dress!" Then she attacked Christine. There was this big puff of smoke going around them. Rachel stepped out of the smoke minutes later in the dress and hair pieces, but Christine was still fighting herself. Rachel disappeared off the stage and the puff of smoke faded. Christine's arms were in a knot. One leg was tied around her waist and the other one was bent the wrong way and over her shoulder. Erik laughed and then heard clatter in his kitchen.
He stood up and ran to his kitchen, lasso in hand. When he got there Rachel, still wearing the dress, was looking through the cabinets. Maria was mixing something in a bowl. "Where do you keep the chocolate chips, Erik?"
"I don't have any."
"How could you not have any?"
"I haven't been shopping lately…wait. Why are you in my kitchen?"
"We're making cookies! Who wants to lick the poisoned…I mean not poisoned… spoon?" Maria asked. Suddenly Estee came through the wall grabbed the spoon and backed up through the wall again. As she left, however, the wall went back in place as if you were rewinding a movie, except gave Estee a spoon this time. Then they all heard, "Mmm, poison." It was Estee. Erik turned back to the giggling girls and noticed Rachel was dressed in a normal shirt and jeans. 'Stupid, girls,' Erik thought.
"How did you get in here?" Erik asked.
"We came through the roof. We cut a hole in it with a chainsaw and invited ourselves for tea and cookies, but you didn't have any cookies so Maria and I decided to make some. Now that I think about it you don't have any tea either!" Rachel exclaimed all in one breathe. Then she ran around the kitchen gathering the ingredients for tea. I'm not sure what they are, but oh well. Then Emma walked through the front door calling, "Lucy I'm home! You have some 'splainin to do!" Erik groaned and went to get Emma. He had given up last time to try to get rid of the girls whom Rachel called Fallen Angels. 'Angels my butt!' Erik thought.
END FLASHBACK - awwww
"Do you remember now?" Erik said wincing again at the flashback. Rachel shook her head no. The rest of the girls knew she knew everything and was just pretending to forget everything because she loved flashbacks.
Estee spoke again, "Do you remember when…"
FLASHBACK -yay flashbacks!
"Estee, you idiot. That just happened like a few minutes ago," Emma said hitting the back of her head. Estee gave them all an insane grin.
"I know. Good times, good times," Estee said. Corinne rolled her eyes and turned to Maria.
END FLASHBACK -awwww
"Estee, you idiot! That just happened like a few minutes ago," Maria said shoving Estee. Estee gave them all an insane grin, again.
"I know. Good times, good times," Estee said again. Again, Corinne rolled her eyes. Maria turned to Emma.
"Emma, remember that time when you…"
FLASHBACKS - yay flashbacks!
So I gave Erik a birthday gift. I gave him The Sims and do you want to know what he did? He made himself with a perfect face, which he named Erik, he made Raoul, which he named Fop, and he made Christine, which he named Christine. In The Sims Erik and Christine got married. Then Erik killed fop and accidentally killed Christine when he put her in the bathroom and the door became a wall. He didn't find out how to get another door until too late.
"Now I've lost Christine twice!" Erik moaned as he sat at his computer. He smashed his computer when he saw Rachel and Maria walk in. "Erik, will you please tie yourself to that train track?" Rachel asked pointing to a train track in his lair.
"How did those get there?"
"I put them there," answered Maria. "Now, tie yourself to them!"
"No I will not," Erik said as he tried to raise his arms, but found that they were tied down. He looked down to see himself tied to a train track. Suddenly there were lights and a train whistle. Erik looked up to see a train coming towards him.
"Erik," Emma called from the train's driver seat, "can I run you over with this train?"
"NO!" Erik yelled as the train pulled to a stop two inches away from Erik.
"Oh, man!" Emma called walking over to Erik and untying him. Erik stood up just as Darth Vater walked in.
"I am going to kill Rachel now!" He yelled facing Rachel and making his light saver come out.
"Not on my watch!" Maria called jumping in front of Darth Vater and throwing him across the lair. "Since when did you get a watch?" Corinne asked from her position at the camera.
"Since Christmas," Maria said.
"Can I kill Darth Vater, Maria?" Erik asked batting his eye lashes.
END FLASHBACK -awwww
"I would not bat my eyelashes! Anyways, do you remember now, Rachel?" Erik asked, once again wincing at the flashback. Rachel shook her head, but smiled. It was a dead give away that she still knew what they were all talking about and was only doing this for the flashbacks, but Erik was too dumb to notice… "I am not dumb," Erik hollered at me. Fin, Erik, you're not dumb just stupid. "Thank you…wait a minute," Erik hollered at me once more, but I ignored him and continued on with this story.
"Hey, guys, remember the time when…"
FLASHBACK -yay flashbacks!
…
END FLASHBACK -awwww
"Estee, no more flashbacks," Maria, Corinne, Emma, Erik, and Rachel all hollered at once.
"I'm bored. Erik, you're the Phantom of the Opera. Estee, you're obsessed with spoons and are crazy. Corinne, you're…dead. Emma, you're just there. And, Maria, you're a pizza guy who likes to wear a fake mustache! I remembered everything and have all along. I just love flashbacks. Now, if you'll excuse us, the indestructible 12 year olds, Erik, we'll be leaving and doing something more interesting than this," Rachel said before leading the indestructible 12 year olds out of Erik's lair. Erik was left sitting in his chair gaping at them as the front door slammed shut. Just then it opened again.
"We'll be back," Maria called. Before she closed the door Erik heard Rachel's insane, evil laughing. The door slammed shut once more and Erik sit back in his chair waiting for me to end this chapter. But I won't because I'll just go on and on and on and on and on and on…
"Shut up already," Erik hollered at me from his chair. …so I can keep him waiting there forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
"Shut up already," Erik hollered at me from his chair, again. Alright, Erik. I'll end this chapter, but be prepared for next chapter! Mwahahahahahahhahahahaha! Cough cough…excuse me.
"Thank you," Erik said gratefully as I pulled the chapter to a close.
Please R&R! Did you like this chapter? I liked it, so review! Love to those who do! Thank you and goodnight (or day. Whatever it is over where you are…)!