Siana--- I'm getting the hang of this thing! Soon I might put up a new story. It all depends...
Kyoko--- Yeah, if she get's off her lazy ass or not.
Siana--- Language!
Kyoko--- Ahem, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH! GOTO HELL ASSHOLE!
Siana--- -Hits Kyoko- No.
Disclamer--- Hiei shall say it!
Hiei--- -Sighs- Siana does not own YYH. If she did, I'd already have killed Kuwabaka...
Kuwabara--- Hey!
Chapter 2
Their Capture
Siana, bound with vines, sulked angrily in front of a desk, when she heard footsteps, from another portal.
"Ow!" Kyoko was thrown down next to Siana, bleeding.
"Welcome to Hell," Siana mumbled. "And stop using yourself as a shield."
"This is hardly the time for scolding," Kyoko hissed.
"Ahem, welcome, Siana, Kyoko," The chair behind the desk turned to reveal, a toddler! "Now before we continue, I just want to say some thing…" He took in a deep breathe, before jumping on the desk yelling, "Aha! I finally got you two! The second best thieves in Makai! Hahahaha!"
"Well if it isn't Lord Koenma, King of Diaper Rash." Siana smirked.
"Yes, I wouldn't do that to your captor. Now, back to business. You two are charged with thievery, do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"Shiny things distract me." Siana said bluntly, a smile plastered on her face. Koenma looked ready to bang his head on the desk.
"And you?" He had turned his attention to Kyoko.
"Actually, I just like killing idiotic demons who have no place to survive in this dangerous place we call 'home'." Kyoko cocked her head to the side, with a violent, yet charming smile.
Looking ready to snap into insanity, Koenma a deep breath. "Okay, I have an offer to make. You two may serve your sentence as 16 years in jail, OR you can join my team of Spirit Detectives!" He looked confident that they'd choose the second one.
Kyoko and Siana turned their heads to the four boys. Classifying them silently. Slick; Muscles, Elvis; well… You need at least one pointless dude right? Spiky; the one with the bad attitude, Red; to them, he was probably the smartest one out of all.
'Jail?' Kyoko asked Siana telepathically.
'Duh.' Siana rolled her eyes. "We choose jail!" She shouted out.
"You weren't supposed to choose that!" Koenma yelled angrily. "Fine! You MUST join the team." He demanded.
"What?" Slick yelled in disbelief.
"What in the Hell? Should be more like it!" Kyoko looked angrily at Koenma.
"That's it, end of discussion. You should get introduced." Koenma said getting back to his paper work.