Women Aren't So Weak, Wufei! - Chapter 1
The Gundam Gang sat around the living room doing various types of homework. Actually, they didn't have a lot of homework tonight, surprisingly, mainly math and health. They had a lot of homework in Health because the class was starting a new unit...one that most of the guys dreaded...reproduction. They were going to learn the whole spiel, and personally, none of them really cared about it. Naturally, Wufei was leaving this part of his homework for last. They had to read the section about women's reproduction systems and answer some questions, and he didn't really want to learn all about stupid onnas. Relena and Hilde, however, were already reading it, because they personally didn't care, after all, they were females. Quatre was also reading it blushing the whole time. Finally Duo spoke up.
"Quatre, what's so embarrassing about that that it's making youblush? It can't be that bad!" Quatre looked up startled, and even more red-faced.
"Well, uh... It's just that they explain a lot, and there's all these...ah...p-pictures..." he trailed off.
Duo's face lit up. "Wow, seriously?" he exclaimed, obviously having the wrong idea.
"Duono baka," said Heero. "Not the type of pictures your thinking of! They're... diagrams... or something."
"Haven't you guys read it yet?" asked Hilde from across the room.
"No, and I'm not going to!" Duo shouted back.
"Well why not?" asked Hilde as she and Relena walked over to them carrying their books. Wufei was the one that answered.
"We're not reading it because we do not need to learn about you weak onnas and how you reproduce!"
"Geez, Wufei! You're so narrow-minded," said Sally as she walked into the room.
"What are you doing here?" asked Wufei, clearly trying to look annoyed.
"I just decided to stop by and say hi. What were you all talking about?"
"We were just talking about our health homework," answered Dorothy. "We're learning about the reproductive systems in women, and Wufei seems to think we're too weak to read about." Sally looked amused at that.
"Well, Wufei," she said, "If you actually read the book, you might not think us so weak anymore."
"Nothing would make me think that onnas are not weak!" Wufei growled.
"I think you guys are just scared to know what we go through," said Midii slyly from across the room.
"Hey!" yelled Quatre defiantly. "I read it!"
"Well you've got 29 sisters, so you should already know some of it," said Dorothy. Quatre glared at her.
"I'll read it," said Heero.
"Yeah, same here, it doesn't bother me," said Trowa.
Duo didn't say anything but when Hilde gave him a look, he quickly said, "Oh! Uh, yeah, me too, I'll read it. Sure, no problem..." He had started mumbling towards the end. He picked up his book and slowly flipped to the pages he was to read. The first thing he saw was a picture of a naked woman, not detailed or anything, but still naked, and in big, underlined words, Going Through Puberty: As A Woman. Duo gulped and started to read.
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I so just want to go through this whole thing and rip it to shreds editing it... But I won't. I will...refrain, lol...
-Maxine