Women Aren't So Weak, Wufei! - Chapter 2

The girls were all enjoying watching the guys sweat as they read on and on. Their faces were quickly changing from bored to semi-interested before they quickly took a detour towards disgusted. They were obviously reading the part about menstruation. As they neared the end of the puberty section, which was all they were supposed to read tonight, they slammed their books shut. Heero and Trowa looked the least affected since they had their masks of indifference on, but you could still tell they looked bothered.

"That's nasty," said Duo.

"Didn't you know about any of that?" asked Hilde, slightly amused.

"I grew up in a church, and I was young at the time, then the war came, I never had time to learn much about the opposite sex," grumbled Duo.

"If that's what you onnas thought would make me see you not so weak, you were wrong," said Wufei. "It just makes me think you are more weak not to be able to deal with it." That was it, the girls were really pissed off now. But before they could do anything about it, there was a flash of light and a bunch of purple smoke. When it cleared, Heero and Trowa had their guns pointed at a strange looking woman in a big cloak. Duo had is gun out also, but he had pointed it randomly at something, and that something happened to be Dorothy's head.

"What the hell are you doing!" shouted Dorothy as she knocked his gun away. Duo put one hand on the back of his head and backed away sheepishly.

"Uh... sorry Blondie, didn't mean to."

"Who are you calling Blondie, you braided baka!"

The cloaked figure sweatdropped before coughing a little. Everyone turned towards her only to find that shewas glaring at Wufei.

"Who the hell are you?" Wufei snapped.

"I am the Goddess of-"

"DEATH!" shouted Duo. She glared at him. He backed away and decided to keep quiet for awhile.

"Ahem, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted." Duo backed farther away. "I am the Goddess of Women-" She was cut off again.

"Goddess of Women! Are you proud of that?" asked Wufei. "No wonder they're so weak." She turned back to him.

"You, young man, are the reason that I am here! I am sick and tired of how you are always putting down women. Truthfully, I'm just fed up with you. But after tonight, I thought maybe you would have a little more respect for women. Obviously I was wrong. I am going to show you first hand what women have to go through. Maybe then you won't think we are too weak." Wufei snorted at that. "Actually, I think I will make all you pilots pay for this, though Wufei was the worst. That way you will know not to piss a woman off. I think two weeks should be enough time." And with those last words, the Goddess of Women left in another cloud of smoke, leaving behind ten very confused girls and...more girls!

"AHHHHHH! She turned us into women!" shouted Duo as he started grabbing on his braid. "Oh, wait a minute... I've always had long hair! Eh-heh, sorry." The others all glared at him, and then checked to make sure they were indeed still men. Thankfully, they were. For a while, no one could figure out what the cloaked person had meant, but it was soon forgotten, and the Gundam Gang trudged to bed.

I'm not even looking at it. Next chapter, next chapter, next chapter...

lol, I'm not actually ashamed of this fic or anything. I mean, I was 13 or 14 when I started writing these chapters, so inevitably they're not going to be that good. Just...need to get past them and to the better stuff...

-Maxine