This is entirely stupid, and I really need to work on my science fair project, but it just sort of CAME to me! Injoi!
We don't give Zuko ice cream anymore; it's a story both stupid and sad.
We don't give Zuko ice cream anymore; if you ask him, he'll only get mad.
For, was a day most pleasant, so warm and so great,
that we decided to celebrate.
We baked a cake and blew up balloons,
we hired a band and dancing baboons.
The occasion was none, but the party was grand.
The sound of our laughter echoed to the land.
But suddenly it was quiet and not a moment too soon,
when the Firebending Prince picked up his spoon.
He went for the chocolate, he dove for Praline;
The teen gobbled ice cream, his eye held a gleam.
Pistachio, Pumpkin, Bubble-gum, Cherry,
Vanilla, Coffee, Double-Fudge Berry
He ate and he ate, twas a terrible sight.
For Zuko went on eating, far into the night.
Such animal hunger, such inhuman speed,
The Fire Prince swallowed with staggering greed.
Finally, finally, through hours past,
Zuko decided he'd had enough at last.
His appetite for the creamy confection forever shattered,
The Prince moved on to do something with his days that mattered.
We don't give Zuko ice cream anymore…
He says he doesn't like it anyway.
Come on, it's kind of funny!