Whipped Cream

SG1, along with Vala, was eating in the commissary. Daniel was seated across from Vala, doing his absolute best to ignore her. She dipped her spoon in the whipped cream topping on her pumpkin pie, licked it slowly and provocatively, while making small purring noises. She would lick, purr and rub her naked foot up Daniel's leg, underneath his pants, while he squirmed away from her as best as he could, without drawing attention to what she was doing.

Finally, he threw his fork on his plate in irritation, stood and left the room. Colonel Mitchell looked up in surprise and then glanced at Teal'c. He could detect no sign of response from the large man, but Sam, who was seated across from Teal'c, recognized a distinct look of amusement on her friend's face.

"What is wrong with Daniel?" Vala's innocent expression fooled no one except Mitchell.

"I believe that DanielJackson had reached the limit of his endurance with your blatant attempts to seduce him." Teal'c amusement at Vala's actions was gone when he realized just how annoyed his friend had become at her relentless teasing.

"Did I miss something here?" Mitchell turned to Carter.

"I think Vala was playing footsie under the table with Daniel. He's probably locked himself in his office again." Sam glared at Vala, feeling protective of her long-time friend. "He's been locking the door a lot recently."

Mitchell stood, picking up his tray. "Yeah, well, I've got some work to do before we go off world tomorrow. See ya."

"I need to get back to the lab." Carter trailed behind Mitchell.

"Teal'c, what is this white stuff called?" Vala held out her spoon, still overflowing with whipped cream.

"I believe it is termed whipped cream."

"Whipped? As in whips? Oooh, that paints an interesting picture." Vala closed her eyes as she licked the spoon with the tip of her tongue. "Just how do they torture cream with a whip into this form?"

"Vala Mal Doran, perhaps we can look on the internet for this information. It is possible to acquire any knowledge about the Tau'ri using this technology."

Several minutes later, Vala was draped over Teal'c's shoulder as he brought up the web site, "Ask Jeeves."

"I have experienced much success in my quest for knowledge with this site." Teal'c typed in, "How do you make whipped cream?" It brought up a site that explained how to make it at home from heavy cream, but Vala noticed a reference to whipped cream in a can.

"Can you buy this stuff in a can? Where would you get it?" Vala was thinking of various ways she could use the delicious concoction.

"I believe it can be found in any Tau'ri supermarket."

"Can you get some?"

"It is possible that the commissary may have some and would allow us to use a can."

Twenty minutes later, the two aliens had returned to Teal'c's quarters with a can of the white treat.

Neither person had ever seen a can with a dispenser designed like the whipped cream can. Teal'c removed the small cap and stared at the pointed spout.

"How do we get the stuff out?" Vala took the can and began poking at the spout.

"I believe it may be advantageous to read the directions on the can." Teal'c took it back and began to read the can. He held out his left hand, turned the can upside down and pushed sideways on the spout. White fluff spurted out, filling his large hand and splattering both people.

Vala licked her lips and began dipping her tongue into the pile on Teal'c's hand. "Oooh, yummy!"

Teal'c set the can down and used a finger from his right hand to scoop up some cream from his left. When they had finished the pile in his hand, Vala grabbed the can.

"I wonder how many other places this can be used?" She looked straight into Teal'c eyes and waggled her eyebrows at him, poking him with a finger and pushing him toward his bed.

"I believe, Vala Mal Doran, that is an experiment for another time."