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Chapter 13

There's Something in my Closet!

What were those guys up to?

SAKURA AND SASUKE'S ROOM

Sakura cautiously walked in, afraid that a corpse might collapse on her, or Charlie from the movie they were watching, would jump out and kill her. She shuddered at the thought.

"Sasuke-kun?" She called out. She continued to walk in. She decided to close the balcony doors because it was really cold. She walked around the enormous room and searched everywhere. Under the bed, in the bathroom, around the entertainment center. All that was left was the…gulp…closet. She backed away from the closet and hit the night stand next to the bed. She turned around and saw a note, that looked like it was written with blood. She shuddered and freaked out when she saw what the note said…

HINATA AND NARUTO'S ROOM

"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata was equally scared as Sakura. She wandered around the room and checked everywhere but the closet. She backed away from just like Sakura and hit the wall. She looked over, for anything she could use as defense. She suddenly felt something wet against the wall. She turned around and saw a message that looked like it was written in blood. And what the message said, almost made her faint.

TENTEN AND NEJI'S ROOM

Tenten was freaking out, whenever she heard even her own footstep, she would jump like when a girl saw a rat run by their feet. She searched around the room. She couldn't see anything until something caught her eye. Something was written on the window, in a red, thick substance. Just like blood. What the message said, made her scream just how Sakura and Hinata did with her:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed and ran down the stairs and almost hit each other. They didn't worry about falling. They wanted to get downstairs grab a mallet out of the kitchen, and guard each other for the sake of their lives. Suddenly, they heard laughing. It was funny laughter, not maniacal laughter. Then the power went back on and the guys came out of the hall closet, laughing their asses off. The closets connected to other closets with small sets of stairs and doors. They were laughing very hard, while the girls were fuming! Steaming! Turning crimson! Fire was literally coming out of their heads.

BAM

BOOM

POW

Minutes Later…

They all were in their rooms, getting ready to go to bed. Tenten, Neji, Naruto and Hinata were already asleep…they had lumps, bumps and bruises on them…and also smirks.

Sakura washed the message on the wall in Hinata and Naruto's wall, and the message on Neji and Tenten's window. Then she crumpled the note that read "He's coming for you…". Sasuke was still laughing and rubbing his injuries.

"These injuries are worth it." He said smirking.

"Hmph. Baka…" Sakura replied. She went into the bathroom and brushed her teeth. She got out and went to bed. Sasuke was sitting in a chair near the balcony, looking out at the sky.

'Lots of things changed. I'm glad she came.' He looked over to Sakura's sleeping figure. 'I hope this year will surely be one to remember.' He smiled and decided to go to bed. He covered himself with the blanket and turned his back at Sakura, who was doing the same. He drifted off to sleep…with a hint of a smile on his face.

MORNING

"Yawn!" Naruto let out a big yawn when the morning sun shone on him. Hinata was sleeping, her back towards him. "I shouldn't wake her." He smiled and got up and stretched out more. He looked towards the door, and there stood Sasuke, with a smirk on his face.

"Oi! What do you want Sasuke-bastard?" Naruto asked threateningly. Then, Sakura, Tenten and Neji came out from the side of the doors…with a big hose! "W-WAIT!" Naruto screeched defensively. Then suddenly…

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Naruto was hit with the hose, hard. The nose of the hose was set to Jet, so it hurt! "ST—spit water—OP!" he demanded, drowning under the force of the water. They did as he asked and laughed their hearts out.

"That's for splashing us with ice cold water that morning!" Sakura yelled in between laughs. Everyone was on the floor laughing. Apparently, they still haven't forgiven him for what he did that morning. He looked over to Hinata, who was sleeping like a baby. She was wearing ear plugs, maybe because of Naruto's snoring.

"DAMN YOU!" He lunged at them but Sasuke quickly shut the door and he smashed into it. "Damn…ow…it…." He slid down the door, leaving a big mark.

HOUR LATER

Everyone was getting situated. Taking showers, getting dressed. The girls wanted to go to the mall and do some shopping. It took a lot of puppy eyes and begging to get the guys to agree to go. Naruto had Hinata put a bandage around his nose. He was pouting when he let Hinata tend to it.

"Some friends…" Naruto mumbled. After a couple minutes, everyone was finally ready. They jumped into Sasuke's car, and headed to the mall. Once they arrived, the girls rushed to the door, while the guys acted stubborn and stuffed their hands in their pockets, walking like turtles. The girls literally had to drag them inside. Eventually, they gave up. The girls held hands with them. Hey, maybe it wasn't all bad.

"Let's go there!" Tenten pointed to a very lively, pink, girly store.

"No damn way!" Sasuke said, like he was afraid it would kill him. And it would…it would kill his pride.

"Oh come on Sasuke-kun!" She dragged him inside, and the other girls did the same. They were surrounded by bras, panties, pink things, women kimonos, make up, perfume etc;

"I'm gonna puke Hinata-chan! Please can we go?" Naruto asked, bugging his girlfriend.

"Wait! I-I like these!" Hinata pointed to a pink bra, and then a matching set of underwear.

"Sakura! This isn't right! Let's get out!" Sasuke yelled at her. It caught everyone's attention, but it wasn't quiet. People were whispering, gossiping. "Achoo! Shut the hell up!" Sasuke sneezed and yelled at the people talking about them. It was the guy's turn to drag them, and they went to a girls and guys store. The guys were looking at black shorts, dark jeans, hats, glasses, while the girls were obsessing over tight jeans that fit tight around there butt.

"You guys are so gloomy. Get something bright for once!" Tenten ordered putting her hands on her hips.

"Whatever!" Neji scoffed it off. They finally exited, each of the girls carrying a bag of jeans, shirts and the guys had bought maybe one or 2 things. Sasuke bought a black button shirt and black beanie. Neji bought a black hooded sweater and a white shirt. Finally, Naruto bought an orange shirt that says "RAMEN" on it, and an orange hat with a winking smilie face.

"Where to next?" Sakura asked joyously. The girls were skipping along, swinging their bags back and forth. The guys still had their hands stuffed in their pockets.

"Hn." Sasuke and Neji said in unison.

"Lets get tattoos!" Naruto yelped. They all just stared at him with confused looks.

"No way! You can get one, but count me out!" Sakura yelled at him.

"Fine I will!" Naruto ran into the tattoo place and sat down. His friends were waiting outside and Hinata was with him.

"Do you h-have to get one N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked him.

"It's a surprise." He smiled at her. She blushed and looked away. "But I heard it hurts, and I'm kinda scared." He huddled up, his knees to his chest, with a childish I'm-scared face.

"Hey. Are you next?" A woman asked. Naruto looked up at her. She had spiked blond hair and 4 ear rings on each ear. Both her arms were covered with tattoos and even some on her neck. She had a lot of black mascara under her eyes. She wore a torn tank top and baggy shorts with ripped edges. He huddled tighter in fear.

"Y-yeah…" he trailed off. She motioned him to follow her in the back. Naruto hugged Hinata and followed. He told her what he wanted and where, so he took off his shirt, and lied down on the table. She brought out something that looked like a wood burner, but it had that stuff you use for tattooing. She put on sanitary gloves and wiped the area where she would do it with alcohol.

"Okay. Put this in your mouth." She ordered him, handing him a block of wood.

"Why!" Naruto yelped.

"If you feel a lot of pain, bite down HARD on it. Don't scream cause' you'll embarrass yourself." She smirked and put it in his mouth.

'Oh shit. What I have I gotten myself into?…' Naruto was screaming in his head.

He finally felt the needle on his skin and…

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It started. He bit down hard on the block of wood, holding back his screeches and yelps. It felt like he was being carved with a knife. He tried to sustain all of his pain and tears inside of himself. It hurt like hell!

"GUUHH!" He let out a screech of pain. After a few hours, she finally finished. It looked perfect. It looked so real, and so perfect. He couldn't wait to show his friends.

"All done." She said. He didn't move. "Hey it doesn't hurt that bad. I know you're not dead." She said again, removing her gloves and throwing them away. He looked up like he was beaten 100 times with a nail bat.

"Speak…f-for your…s-self." He dropped his head again. She smirked and wiped up the little mess on his back and covered it with a big bandage.

"Take the bandage off in 3 days." She ordered. "No sooner or else it will get ruined." He helped him off the table. He was very wobbly and exhausted. Especially his mouth from biting down on that block of wood for so long. He nodded and put his shirt back on. When he got out, Hinata was sleeping peacefully and his friends were also sleeping, but in very awkward positions. First he woke Hinata.

"Naruto-kun! How did y-you do?" Hinata said worriedly. He smirked.

"Let's just say, never get a tattoo for yourself. It hurts like hell!" he yelped, then pointed to his upper back. "You'll see it in three days." He smiled. She nodded and he paid for it. After that they woke up their friends, which were anxious to see it, but he told them that they couldn't see it yet.

"Hey we've been here a long time. Let's go back to the Beach House." Neji said impatiently. They all agreed and exited the mall. The guys were stacked with most of the girl's stuff, and they couldn't see where they were going. The girls were only carrying their purses, and skipping to the car.

"Ah! Wasn't that fun?" Sakura asked joyfully.

"Guh…Sakura, Tenten, Hinata! We can't see where we're going!" Neji said to them. The girls giggled and took some of the luggage. The guys felt a bit better, but they still had a lot to carry. All of it barely fit in the trunk.

"That was r-really fun Sakura-chan." Hinata smiled at her. Sakura smiled back.

"Yeah! I feel refreshed and carefree!" Tenten stretched her arms in the air.

"I don't think I can lean my back on the seat." Naruto complained in pain.

"That's what you get dobe, for getting something useless and stupid." Sasuke said starting the car.

"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ME!" Naruto yelled back. Sasuke shrugged it off and exited the parking lot. When they arrived at the house, Sakura was sleeping and they carried all the things in.

"Hey. Isn't tomorrow Sakura's birthday?" Neji asked.

"Oh yeah that's right! We should do something for her." Tenten said.

"Maybe a trip t-to the amusement p-park?" Hinata suggested. They all thought about that for a second.

"That's not such a bad idea!" Tenten exclaimed.

"Hn." Sasuke said.

"But what else should we do?" Neji asked.

"We should all at least get her presents." Naruto said.

"Can you all drive?" Sasuke asked.

"I can." The Hyuuga cousins said at the same time. Naruto and Tenten couldn't.

"Okay then. Neji you take Tenten out to buy something and then Naruto and Hinata." He ordered. They nodded, but Naruto was curious.

"Oi, Sasuke-bastard, what about you?" Naruto asked. Sasuke just smirked and turned his back to them.

"Don't worry. I already have a gift." He said coolly, and walked up stairs. The rest of them were left dumbfounded and confused. Then Sakura walked in, rubbing her tired eyes.

"What's going on?" Sakura yawned. They all just scratched the back of their heads and made up an excuse.

"N-nothing Sakura-chan!" Hinata smiled. Sakura just gave a confused look and nodded, which meant she believed them. She walked up stairs to her room to get changed for the beach. When she walked in, Sasuke was there, lying lazily on the bed.

"Sasuke-kun?" She said.

"Hn." He replied, not moving.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"I'm lying down."

"I can see that but why?"

"Because I want to."

"That's not really a reason…"

"Then what is it?"

"Humph…never mind." She knew she couldn't win in an argument contest with Uchiha Sasuke. She walked into the bathroom after getting her bathing suit and changed quickly. When she got out, Sasuke was still there, except now he had one eye open, obersving her body. "What are you looking at Uchiha?" Sakura yelped, as she covered herself with a towel. Sasuke just smirked.

"Nothing…" he said coolly.

'Damn that's a fine body…' He said in his head. He got up and took off his shorts, which revealed his swim trunks. Sakura thought he was doing something perverted, but when she saw the swim suit, she sighed in relief and followed Sasuke outside to the beach. They wouldn't eat out here this time. Just relax. Neji was beating up Naruto and slapping his back where the bandage was. Naruto was screeching in pain. Tenten and Hinata were trying to stop Neji.

"AHHH! NEJI-TEME STOP!" Naruto rolled around in pain. Neji just smirked and tried to smack his back one more time, but was pulled away by Hinata and Tenten.

"Heh. That looks fun." Sasuke grinned evil like and helped Naruto up from the sand.

"Humph…thanks Sasuke-bastard…" Naruto grumbled.

"Don't thank me yet…" Sasuke grinned. Naruto looked at him and fear and then…

SMACK

Sasuke smacked his back extremely hard. Naruto literally flew forward and started to shed some tears(Not sad tears, painful tears.).

"GAH! WHAT THE HELL?" Naruto was rolling around in pain again. Neji and Sasuke were cracking up and the girls were beating up on them both. After their little "bonding" session, they just relaxed in the sun. Sasuke went surfing and Neji threw Tenten in the water. After they were done, it was 11:30 pm. When they got in, they all said good night to each other and went into their rooms. All of them took showers and freshened up for bed. All in all…it was a great day. It's Sakura's birthday tomorrow, and Sasuke has something special planned…

END OF CHAPTER

End of chapter 13. Woot!

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