Authors Note: ...O.O...wow...its been way too long O.O I haven't been on this site in for like...FOREVER! O.O I read some reviews and i was like "AAAW" so I'm updating...well trying LOL well highschool is going great and it looks like I might make it to be a Sophomore! im so proud of myself! well I'm thinking about making another account on here cause my writing has TOTALLY improved since the last time i updated! There's also one more thing i was wondering. Someone posted these two VERY rude comments on my Holes fic. I wish to know who this person is. If anyone can tell me who it is and tell me how i can find their author profile on here i would love you forever and ever... . well this is not going to be too long cause im in the middle of an English project and my teacher is draining me T.T plus im in a contest and i have to put my entry thing in before or on the 28th of this month (ironically that's the due date of my project too... . ) soo yep...well enjoy (and woooow.. this is a long authors note...LOL well i HAVE been gone for a while now..) so yep...hehe i was a little drained today (Algebra test...) but i TRYED to write something. ... . I didn't have much creative juices when i wrote this..T.T Enjoy!

Don't Own Pirates of the Caribbean!

I do own Kris and Aimze!

Chapter 3:I missed Sailing

-Kris's Pov-

I held Nova closer to me as i watched the row boat touch the beach.

Me, Aimze and Jack had been sitting here waiting for whoever was on the ship to come and get us. Clearly they had seen Amy's signal. Ugh, i hate it when she does something right, sometimes. I glanced over at them for a split second. Aimze was staring at the ground in a daze. Why? Personally i think she's a little on the CRAZY side. But that's only my personal opinion. But hey you never know...

Jack on the other hand was mumbling about rum. I caught a few things like 'may you rest in peace' and 'i will avenged you one day' All i could do was shake my head. That man was definitely psychotic.

"Hey you there! PIRATES!" oooh snap.

I turned my gaze back to the beach and a shiver ran up my spine. British naval officers. This was going to get a little messy.

Jack and Amy were in shock and surprise too. I was the first to gather my head as i stood up. I left Nova on the sand. I ruffled my hair a bit and tore my shirt up a. I even made my breeches a bit dirty. I then burst out into fake tears and ran up to the officer.

"Oh officers! Im so glad you came!" I threw my arms around the one who i knew for a fact was in charge. I sobbed mockingly into his blue uniform coat.

I was quickly pushed away in disgust and I stared up at him. With big, watery, green eyes. He had a look of pure disgust on his face. I must smell awfully like rum and sweat. Oy, i needed to make sure i take a bath more often.

"What is a filthy pirat-I mean young lady such as yourself doing out here all on your own?" He asked. His face still was scrunched up as if he had smelled something putrid. I faked a loud sniffle. I was acting. I wanted to get that point across to Aimze and Jack. I think they caught on fairly quickly. I could soon hear them talking in the background with other officers.

"Well?" This officer was surely a very rude one! I let out a tiny sob. It was fake of course.

"Well you see, our ship was attacked by pirates! Damn every single one of them to Hades." I was putting on my best British accent i could muster. It didn't work too well. I was part Spanish and part Greek.

All the officer did was nod blankly. Ugh. Idiot.

After i had presented this elaborate story to him he just cleared his throat.

"Such a tragic tale in deed. Especially the part about your, husband being molested by those vile pirates"

I giggled inside my head. I could only imagine the utter shock and confused look on Jacks face when he had heard the TRAGIC story of his. I had fibbed and told the officer that Jack was my husband and a bunch of pirates had 'violated' him. I bit my lip to hold back my giggles.

"Yes. It was very unlucky of him."

The officer then held out his arm. "Do i have the honor of knowing the name of beautiful lady such as yourself?" I was hesitant for a moment. Should i shake hands with him? He was just an officer. What could he possibly do? I held out my arm and grasped his hand.

That's when to my shock he gripped it, dug his nails into the back of my hand and yanked up my shirt sleeve. Bloody hell! Why did i even decide to get that tattoo done. Oy, i must have been drunk. Well there it was, right in the open. The silhouette of a howling wolf against a crescent moon. It was my trade mark. A way for other pirate captains to identify me as Captain Kris Hawke, if you will.

"Ah." The officer turned my hand over and smirked. He had seen it now. We were screwed. It was kind of obvious that i was a pirate. How many woman do you see these days walking the street with tattoos? Mostly pirate women.

"Check the others!" The officer shouted to his comrades. As Amy and Jack were snatched i was yanked to the rowboat. Were we going to be hung! Where were going anyways? Oy, i didn't like the looks of things one bit. It was time to turn the tables. So i did the first thing i could do. I kicked, and not in just anyplace. I was aiming for that one special place all men have where the sun don't shine. Yep. The officer huddled over in pain and i kicked him upside the head. He fell backwards with a grunt, onto the sand.

I drew my cutlass and spun around to find Jack punch one officer in the face and Aimze screaming her bloody lungs out. One of the other officers had her wrist in a death grip.

"RAAPPPEEE! MOLESTATION!""

I shook my head. What an imbecile. Jack soon came to her aid and he hit the officer in the back of the head with a branch. Amy dusted her skirt off and stood up beaming at me. I smirked back. But out moment of shining glory wasn't over yet.

I felt an arm snatch me up and heard a pistol being cocked next to my head. I gulped. It was the officer i had kicked.

"Take one step closer and ill splatter her brains across the beach."

I have to give him credit for that death threat. Jack and Amy stood there in shock. They honestly didn't know what to do. Truthfully i wouldn't have known either! That's when i heard a scream in my ear. The officer backed off me and started running wildly around in circles.

"GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!" His gun sent up a few stray shots. I thought he had gone mad with the heat but i was far from the truth. The officer had Nova attached to his head and neck. The little monkey was screeching and clawing away at his neck. I smirked.

Now that's my monkey. I soon knocked the officer out with my sheathed cutlass when he wasn't paying attention.

I kneeled by his body and Nova scampered up my arm. I love this monkey.

Nova rested on my shoulder as i turned around and beamed at Jack and Amy. They beamed back and met me down at the rowboat.

"Well," Amy proclaimed as she beamed at all the officers. Hands on her hips. "I think we did a pretty good job cleaning up these scum."

I rolled my eyes.

"Calling, screaming your bloody lungs out a good job?" I asked. She just huffed and ignored me.

I chuckled.

"So what now, luvs?" Jack asked. Staring in disbelieve. It was almost as if he hadn't seen women beat up men before.

I smirked. "Well we tie and gag them. Hold them for ransom and get the crew-" I jerked my thumb at the Naval ship off in the distance, "-to sail us back to Tortuga!" I grinned. This plan was perfect. Jack nodded in agreement but Amy had once again found some way to find a flaw in it.

"What if the crew DOESNT take us back to Tortuga?"

I shrugged. " Im going only on instinct here, Aimze. Looks to me like we have their commanding officer. Im pretty sure they would listen to us and sail us back."

Amy paused for a moment then sighed.

"Well, it sounds ok to me."

Me and Jack grinned.

"Awesome, luvs! Now lets get these fella's tied and gagged before they wake up."

Soon we had all three officers, tied gagged and sitting in the rowboat. I was rowing as Amy and Jack stood watch over our prisoners.

Im pretty sure the plan will work.

-Amy's Pov-

We soon hit the side of the ship. I gulped. What if Kris's plan didn't work? What if they didn't listen? What if they agreed to sail us back then committed mutiny? AAH! I needed to stop being so pessimistic.

Kris stood up in the boat. Tall and proud. Her copper colored hair waving in the strong breeze, the tri-cornered hat still upon her head. Nova clung to the collar of her tunic, eyeing the water wearily. I could tell he was worried he would plunge into the salty waters. Sharks were always a threat in tropical waters.

"I come with word from the commanding officer!" Kris shouted up at the sailors who peered down below. I could feel their heavy and confused stares.

"I request you throw the ladder down!" She called once again. I shivered a bit and meeped as I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. I had thought for a moment that one of the officers had moved. But I think it must have been my eyes playing tricks on me.

I really didn't pay attention to the conversation Kris had with the sailors. But soon enough the rope ladder was thrown down and she took affirm hold of it.

"Aimze! Jack! We must be swift. The sooner we get up there, the sooner i can negotiate with the crew." Kris was a fierce leader. She was strong, bold, courageous, smart and she could think quickly on her feet. She always did what was best for the crew and others. I admired her. She was truly my hero.

Unlike her i wasn't really a good leader. I was weak, not only physically but mentally as well. I didn't really make a good pirate. That's what comes from being raised in a family of wealth and proper manners. I could never hurt anybody and the first sight of battle i would flee. I was bold or courageous. I wasn't anything like Kris. I was a follower and i would follower to the ends of the Earth. She always made sure i stayed safe and i was protected. She was truly my best friend.

Kris had hoisted the commanding officer over her shoulder and had climbed the ladder. She was also very athletic and more stronger then the average woman. She was like a super human in my eyes. I noticed Nova picking at the mans hair as he hung there. I giggled. Soon Kris reached the deck and threw the man over the railing.

Jack went next, carrying the other two men over his shoulders. I wouldn't even dare to try picking one of those men up. But i climbed behind Jack, just to make sure he wouldn't drop a man or fall.

Soon we reached the railing. We had managed to NOT fall. There was a couple of close calls. Jack almost lost his grip and balance. My heart had started to beat extremely fast with every grunt and groan. But after the 2 close call we had made it.

By the time we reached the deck the crew was fast at work preparing the sails for travel. Oy! I couldn't believe! That wicked genius! She had pulled it off.

" 'Ello ye land lovers!" She waved at us from the wheel, smiling pleasantly. I rolled my eyes and laughed.

"Why you sly dog! You did it!"

Kris beamed. "Oy, throw that scum down in the brig! They are not needed on deck anymore."

I nodded.

"That woman is a bloody genius." Jack was dumbfounded.

I giggled.

"You can say that again."

And I went in search of the brig. Oh, how great it was to be sailing once again.

Authors Note: WOW! OO haha sorry it probably had SO MANY errors in it that's cause i had to leave RIGHT AFTER i wrote it so i didn't had time to edit it. I think ill edit it tonight and repost it. Sorry for the errors. Hope you enjoyed it!