Yeah, But We're Only Friends
That's All I Have to Say
Authors Notes: Umm, first off let me thank all of those who reviewed, it's nice to see that not everyone out there is completely pissed off at me, for the ending of my previous work. Oh, yeah since I being asked why I didn't make the last fic have a happy ending, here are my reasons, please excuse my rudeness. Have your minds not processed the fact that I lost interest in that story? And I like happy endings as much as the next person, but please give me a break. There is no such thing as happy endings in the real world. And besides, only truly happy people can write happy endings, I'm not a very happy person, period. Life's a bitch, everyone knows it, but I'm glad people do choose to make happy endings; it makes the world a more content place. I'm not quite sure if this fic will have a joyful ending, mainly because I'm not good with happy endings. But when I'm nearing the last chapter I'll let you guys know so you guys can "help out" with the happiness the fic is suppose to have.
Now let me shut my mouth to keep from ranting on, so you guys can get to the fic........ ........
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"That's the reason I don't have satellite TV, naked people running all over the damn place! Plus I would never find the strength of will to turn the TV off; in fact I'd never close my eyes." Tai commented as he took a sip off his coffee. "I somehow find it in me to not get addicted to porn, it can ruin you." said Tai as he began to doodle on his napkin. "How can porn possibly ruin you?" Tai asked Matt with a challenging look.
"Remember when I first got my satellite system? Porn was the first thing I saw in the morning, and I occasionally fell asleep watching it. One day I ordered pizza, and it was a pizza girl who delivered the pizza, she was hot! I mean like Jessica Alba meets Carmen Electra, hot! If I wasn't dating Mimi at the time, I so would have banged her, like without even giving it any second thoughts. She gave me the pizza, took the money, and left. I had been watching porn so long, I was expecting her to compliment my house, make her way into my room, and then eventually into my bed. And that's how it ruined me." Matt explained as the waitress came up to them.
The two placed their orders, and dove right back into their conversation. "Yeah right, anyway, back to my point. The reason this thing you and Mimi have going on won't work is because of the history between the both of you. When either you or Mimi get into a serious relationship with someone else, one of you guys is gonna get hurt." Tai reasoned, backing up his comment. "Tai listen to yourself; you're talking as if you've seen this happen before." Matt said to his usually dimwitted friend. "Jerry Springer, Matt, Jerry Springer. That great man has covered it all, from 'I'm in love with my cousin,' to 'Daddy did the babysitter.'" responded Tai as the waitress returned with their drinks. "Yeah, but what are the chances of the rules failing? I'd say they have about a 97 percentage of success." commented Matt. "What are they doing the other 3% of the time?" Tai asked his friend. "Failing......I give the rules the same chance of failing as condoms, they work the majority of the time, but there's still that chance of failure." responded Matt as he leaned back on his seat. "97%!" Tai shouted, "What the hell are they doing the rest of the time?" Tai added. The waitress returned with their orders and set them before them. "Sandra, can you please tell Tai, that it's okay for two people to have sex with each other, yet not be dating?" Matt asked the waitress with a smile.
"Oh no, I'm not getting involved in your guys' problems again, deal with it yourselves." the waitress said before she walked away. "Fine let's flip a coin, heads it's perfectly normal, tails, it should be a deadly sin, ok." said Matt as he flipped a coin, which flew into the air. The quarter came down slowly, flipping around once it made contact with the wooden table; finally it rolled flat, motionless; heads. "It's a coin, that's like putting a little kid in charge of the UN. In fact, that's like saying that Avril Lavigne is not a poser who sells her image as much as she can." remarked Tai upon the outcome, but Matt simply smirked at his friend's frustration. "That's all I have say," Tai added in a satire filled voice as he shook his head from side to side. "That's all you have to say, your voice, your opinion, not mine." Matt said to Tai who went back to examining the condom wrapper closely.
Authors Notes: Damn that was... short. So, what'd you guys think? For the rest of my life I just won't give a fuck! You know why? My life goal is accomplished, I saw GC live in concert, in fact it was my first concert, so that makes me even more content. But seriously what's your guys' view of this story? I really need some sort of feedback, positive or negative, either will do. I'm trying to stay as far away as I can from all clichés; they have ruined the world, making it predictable. I only recommend a person to do a cliché if they have the skills to do so, so Stephen King, if you're out there, go right ahead. Please am I really asking for that much? Just about five reviews for this second chapter make me proud. I'm an emotional wreck right now every time I think of GC I begin to cry, just thinking about how close I was to Billy, I'm crying right, good thing you guys can't see. Anyways, until the next chapter....
~ A Fire Inside
That's All I Have to Say
Authors Notes: Umm, first off let me thank all of those who reviewed, it's nice to see that not everyone out there is completely pissed off at me, for the ending of my previous work. Oh, yeah since I being asked why I didn't make the last fic have a happy ending, here are my reasons, please excuse my rudeness. Have your minds not processed the fact that I lost interest in that story? And I like happy endings as much as the next person, but please give me a break. There is no such thing as happy endings in the real world. And besides, only truly happy people can write happy endings, I'm not a very happy person, period. Life's a bitch, everyone knows it, but I'm glad people do choose to make happy endings; it makes the world a more content place. I'm not quite sure if this fic will have a joyful ending, mainly because I'm not good with happy endings. But when I'm nearing the last chapter I'll let you guys know so you guys can "help out" with the happiness the fic is suppose to have.
Now let me shut my mouth to keep from ranting on, so you guys can get to the fic........ ........
...........
"That's the reason I don't have satellite TV, naked people running all over the damn place! Plus I would never find the strength of will to turn the TV off; in fact I'd never close my eyes." Tai commented as he took a sip off his coffee. "I somehow find it in me to not get addicted to porn, it can ruin you." said Tai as he began to doodle on his napkin. "How can porn possibly ruin you?" Tai asked Matt with a challenging look.
"Remember when I first got my satellite system? Porn was the first thing I saw in the morning, and I occasionally fell asleep watching it. One day I ordered pizza, and it was a pizza girl who delivered the pizza, she was hot! I mean like Jessica Alba meets Carmen Electra, hot! If I wasn't dating Mimi at the time, I so would have banged her, like without even giving it any second thoughts. She gave me the pizza, took the money, and left. I had been watching porn so long, I was expecting her to compliment my house, make her way into my room, and then eventually into my bed. And that's how it ruined me." Matt explained as the waitress came up to them.
The two placed their orders, and dove right back into their conversation. "Yeah right, anyway, back to my point. The reason this thing you and Mimi have going on won't work is because of the history between the both of you. When either you or Mimi get into a serious relationship with someone else, one of you guys is gonna get hurt." Tai reasoned, backing up his comment. "Tai listen to yourself; you're talking as if you've seen this happen before." Matt said to his usually dimwitted friend. "Jerry Springer, Matt, Jerry Springer. That great man has covered it all, from 'I'm in love with my cousin,' to 'Daddy did the babysitter.'" responded Tai as the waitress returned with their drinks. "Yeah, but what are the chances of the rules failing? I'd say they have about a 97 percentage of success." commented Matt. "What are they doing the other 3% of the time?" Tai asked his friend. "Failing......I give the rules the same chance of failing as condoms, they work the majority of the time, but there's still that chance of failure." responded Matt as he leaned back on his seat. "97%!" Tai shouted, "What the hell are they doing the rest of the time?" Tai added. The waitress returned with their orders and set them before them. "Sandra, can you please tell Tai, that it's okay for two people to have sex with each other, yet not be dating?" Matt asked the waitress with a smile.
"Oh no, I'm not getting involved in your guys' problems again, deal with it yourselves." the waitress said before she walked away. "Fine let's flip a coin, heads it's perfectly normal, tails, it should be a deadly sin, ok." said Matt as he flipped a coin, which flew into the air. The quarter came down slowly, flipping around once it made contact with the wooden table; finally it rolled flat, motionless; heads. "It's a coin, that's like putting a little kid in charge of the UN. In fact, that's like saying that Avril Lavigne is not a poser who sells her image as much as she can." remarked Tai upon the outcome, but Matt simply smirked at his friend's frustration. "That's all I have say," Tai added in a satire filled voice as he shook his head from side to side. "That's all you have to say, your voice, your opinion, not mine." Matt said to Tai who went back to examining the condom wrapper closely.
Authors Notes: Damn that was... short. So, what'd you guys think? For the rest of my life I just won't give a fuck! You know why? My life goal is accomplished, I saw GC live in concert, in fact it was my first concert, so that makes me even more content. But seriously what's your guys' view of this story? I really need some sort of feedback, positive or negative, either will do. I'm trying to stay as far away as I can from all clichés; they have ruined the world, making it predictable. I only recommend a person to do a cliché if they have the skills to do so, so Stephen King, if you're out there, go right ahead. Please am I really asking for that much? Just about five reviews for this second chapter make me proud. I'm an emotional wreck right now every time I think of GC I begin to cry, just thinking about how close I was to Billy, I'm crying right, good thing you guys can't see. Anyways, until the next chapter....
~ A Fire Inside