Yeah, But We're Only Friends
Birthday Presents

Authors Notes: Sorry for not updating for so long, yeah right it's only been like a day or two, I type theses things like a month before I even update the previous one so yeah. I've been like a total emotional wreck since I saw GC in concert. I think about it and I cry. I'm crying right now, as I type this. I've stopped, umm, I thank those who've reviewed, that means a lot to me.

If you'd like, feel free to email your ideas to me, and by ideas I mean: how you think this story might end, what your desire for the outcome of the story, go right a head and email those ideas to me.

Now I'll be quiet so you guys can read this story, if you'd call it that.....

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"So, Matt, what are you going to get Mimi for her birthday?" Tai asked Matt. "I was thinking about a necklace, you know, something along those lines." Matt answered. "You can't get her necklace." Tai told him with humor in his voice. "Why not, are you getting her necklace?" Matt asked clearly confused. "To girls nothing says 'I love you' more than jewelry. And isn't not saying 'I love you' one of your whacked out rules for being buddies with Mimi?" Tai explained. "Fine, I'll get her money." Matt said. "No, no, you can't, money is something she's expecting form an uncle." Tai said, shooting down Matt's idea. "Ok, what are you getting her?" Matt asked. "A black satin bra, it just shouting, 'I'm a perverted bastard'" Tai responded, "That reminds me, what's her cup size?' Tai added. "How should I know? I only sleep with her, I don't take measurements!" Matt said a bit pissed off at Tai's question. "Thanks a lot bitch face, now I don't know what to get her!" Tai said to Matt who flipped him off. "CD's?" Matt suggested. "No, music is too friendly. It's like saying, 'let this music symbolize our friendship.' And you two are a bit too close to be friends." Tai said killing another idea. "Damn you, Kamiya, what about...... a car?" Matt recommended an idea once again. "NO WAY! You might as well say: 'I couldn't think of anything with real sentimental value, but here's a twenty-thousand dollar ride!' Come on Ishida, wise up will ya?" Tai commented as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Matt sighed as he stared off into space, but then snapped forward.

"I wish I were a chick right now. That way if Mimi were a guy, I could just sleep with her." Matt commented as he leaned back on the chair once again. "You would be the world's ugliest chick!" remarked Tai as he began to imagine Matt as a girl. "Hotter chick than you'll ever be!" Matt told him with a firm tone in his voice. "Forget it you wouldn't be able to sleep with her as a present, you're already sleeping together. Good idea for me, but I'm not gonna turn into a chick anytime soon." Tai pointed out. "I've got it! No wait.... I don't got it." Tai said. "Victoria's Secret gift certificate, yup. First thing I thought of too, but then it hit me, "She's a Victoria's Secret model, yeah, yeah." Tai said concluding Matt's sentence. "Her birthday isn't for another month, why the hell are we so worried?" Matt asked himself aloud. "Because her birthday is on Christmas, so the gift ill have to be twice as special.' Tai reminded Matt who leaned back to far and fell off the chair.

"Well," matt said as he dusted himself off, "I have to go, can you watch Kidd for me?' Matt asked Tai trying to look as if he hadn't fallen off the chair. "Sure but if that mutt takes a piss in my car again, you're paying." Tai told him as he pointed a straw in his direction. "Kidd is not a mutt, he's half Boxer and half German Shepard, he cost me five hundred bucks, he isn't a mutt." Matt clarified as he pulled on his black coat. "Where you heading anyways?" Tai asked as the light brown Kidd walked into the room. "I'm gong to the movies with Mimi, and no despite what you may think, it's not a date." Matt responded as he knelt down and patted Kidd's head lightly. Tai began to cough, "LIAR!" Tai would say in between coughs, Matt gave him the finger. "Burn in hell bitch1" Tai told Matt with slight humor in his voice. Matt only smirked before responding, "Been there quite lovely," Matt opened the front door to Tai's house, and rushed to his black Hummer, attempting to escape the rain.

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Authors Notes: Damn, these chapters just keep on getting shorter and shorter. But you need not worry; the next chapter will make up for my recent indiscretions. So please tell me what you guys think? And I here that GC RULEZ DOWN WITH AVRIL, has my email address, except for the fact that it's on MSN? What's that all about? But he or she was right Down with Avril! Yeah, fight the man!

Be sure to check out AFI on MTV's Hard Rock Live! December 3, 2003, I forgot which time exactly, but if you really wanna know, check out: www.afireinside.net.

Laterz, A Fire Inside