Yeah, But We're
Only Friends
I Can't Believe This
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"Hey Matt, where you at?" said Tai as he burst though the front door. He walked over to the kitchen where he found Mimi and Matt eating. "HEY!" Tai announced startling both of them. "Do you ever knock?" Matt asked. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, guess who won the lottery?" Tai asked with a wide grin on his face. "Again?" Mimi asked. "Yup! Now I'm as rich as you guys, ain't life great?" Tai said, showing off a bit. "You know what Virgil was telling me yesterday, that you have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than you do at winning the lottery," said Matt knowingly. "I attract women and money, but not lighting, sorry.... so how was the shindig, la fiesta, the par-tay?" Tai asked with eagerness to his voice. "You would know if you had been there," Matt commented. "Sorry, I would've been there, but you know how it is," Tai laughed as he took a seat on the counter.
"I'm guessing Adam couldn't make it, or else you wouldn't be here," Tai said to Mimi. "Sadly," Mimi responded. "What do you mean sadly? You got to have sex! I haven't got laid in three months!" exclaimed Tai. "There's more to sex than just sex," Mimi told Tai. "You're making absolutely no sense what-so-ever." Tai said with a confused expression written all over his face. "Well there's sex, and then there's the emotions that you feel for the person you're having sex with, which makes the experience that much more sentimental," Mimi explained to Tai. "Ok you lost me," Tai admitted, Matt simply began to laugh at Tai's clueless expression.
"Mimi have you ever heard Matt say, 'I love you' to anyone before?" Tai asked causing Matt's laughing to cease. "Do I count as anyone?" Mimi asked wanting to make sure. "Yup," Tai responded. "Then yes he has," Mimi answered. "What? Are you serious, when?" Tai asked disbelief written all over his face. "You have obviously never slept with Matt," Mimi said, Matt stayed silent the whole time. "Damn Matt, you must've been whipped, $50!" Tai laughed at the newfound discovery, Matt unwillingly handed over the money. "You shouldn't laugh at ones ignorance, the person will always remember a bet," chuckled Tai, a tooth flashing grin on his face.
"Would you rather date a blind person or deaf person?" Tai asked. "Where do you come up with these questions?" Mimi asked Tai who shrugged a bit. "A blind person definitely," Matt responded, "Sure why not? You can get a great body and she won't even know how disgusting you look. As long as you got a good set of pipes, you're set," Matt added as he leaned back on his chair. "Blind? I would go for deaf, you can tell them everything that's wrong with them and they wouldn't hear a thing," Tai answered, "Plus when you lose one of your senses the remaining are heightened, increased libido." Tai added on, a know it all look on his face. "That's not a sense," Matt argued with Tai. "How is sexual drive not a sense?" Tai asked back, almost in disbelief in what he was hearing. "What are you going to say Tai, 'I lost my sense of hearing, my Bonner is gonna replace it' Get real," Matt pointed out.
"Mimi?" they both turned to her for back up. "I'm not taking part in this conversation," Mimi stated hoping that would get her out of it. "Why does everyone say that?" Tai asked Matt who gave him a somewhat hopeless look. "If I were to get involved in one of your guys' conversations that would make me look much less intelligent. And I already have to fend off stereotypes everywhere I go, so no thanks to your conversations." Mimi explained. "Who said you were that bright anyway?" Tai asked. "Oh, I'll remember that," Mimi said as she grabbed her coat. "Where are you going, I thought you were going to stay for a while?" Matt asked Mimi. "She spent the night what more do you want?" Tai commented. "Home," Mimi said, "Before one of you decides to start the, Greeks have small...you know things, conversation, again." Mimi added. "Look at the sculptures! You can hardly tell they're there!" Tai shouted, Mimi sighed and walked out the front door.
Later that day
"Hey Matt, is that Mimi's dude over there, flirting with that chick?" Virgil asked as he pointed a person out. "I can't tell... Tai go over there and pretend to be using that payphone." Matt instructed him. "Nah, Why me," Tai asked. "He hasn't met you yet bro, no go be a buddy and help another buddy out" said José, the clean version of Scarface. "Fine but you owe me," said Tai as he casually walked over to the payphone, his video camera in hand. Adam was speaking in a Spanish accent, a smirk plastered on his face, making him appear conceited. "I have my connections," Adam said to the young lady whom he was speaking to. "I don't know it seems a bit surreal," she said as she leaned back against the wall. "What's so hard to believe about going to the theater on Christmas?" Adam asked. "It's the rest of your offer that's a bit hard to believe. The whole, any movie I want, and the fact that we'll be the only ones in the entire building." she responded. "I guarantee you," Adam said, promising the lady, "I'll pick up at seven thirty." Adam answered as he leaned down to kiss her. Slowly the two walked away unaware that they were being watched. Tai casually strolled back over to where the others were patiently waiting. "Yup, and he just got himself a date set for Christmas,and I've got it all on tape. He trys to deny, bam! Bitch right in your face you damn liar!" Tai responded, an accomplished smile on his face. "Are you serious?" Virgil asked Tai who nodded in response. "He's cheating on Mimi, what a bastard!" Matt expressed his anger. "Like you never have," José said. "You shut up," Matt said clearing angered, "I can't believe this guy, who does he think he is?" Matt added, as he walked away from his group of friends. -------------------------------------------------
Authors Notes: So, any questions? I personally am not that fond of this chapter, but who gives.............
Laterz
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