Happy Hospital of Horrors: Side Story #1 Show You Care
This story was written by Siacatmesecat for your amusement. It does not affect the main plot of Hospital, and is intended just for laughs. Please enjoy!
- -Disclaimer- -
Authors: Of course we own Yugioh!
Gullible Idiot: Really?
Authors: No!
It was late afternoon on February the thirteenth. In front of the Yugioh General Hospital, two nurses in frilly pink dresses carefully set a sign up in front of the hospital. Finished, they walked back in through the front doors. From her reception desk, Isis waved them over.
"Yugi? Ryou? What were you doing?" she asked, not seeming in the least disturbed that the nurses in the adorable dresses were…boys?
The shorter one (although his rather vertical hairdo made up for his lack of height) smiled and replied,
"We were putting up a sign for Bakura, y'know, about the Valentine's blood drive?"
"We're having a Valentine's blood drive?"
Ryou, the other nurse, looked surprised.
"Well, that's what Kura-chan said!"
Isis frowned.
"Funny… I didn't foresee that… get back to work, you two. There's something fishy going on here."
As Yugi and Ryou headed back to their wards, Isis picked up her phone and dialed the blood specialist's department.
"Hello?" answered a rather nasal voice. "What do you want? I'm busy torturing someone, I mean, uh, saving their lives by giving them a blood transfusion! Yeah, a nice, innocent, blood transfusion… Can I call you back later?"
In the background Isis heard someone (probably a patient) screaming in pain, followed by the unmistakable sound of someone (probably Bakura) rendering them unconscious.
"What's this about a blood drive?"
"Oh, is that all?" Bakura asked, trying to sound innocent. In the background Isis heard the repeated sound of something sharp and metallic (like a knife) repeatedly stabbing into something unconscious (like a patient).
"Y'see, I felt so bad for all of the people who need blood; Valentine's seemed like the perfect day to ask for it."
"Then why weren't the rest of us notified? Is it possible you're trying to get something out of this?" Isis asked dryly. In the background, the stabbing (and subsequent screaming) stopped. She shrugged.
"You sound like you think I'm some kind of villain. What do you think I am? A thief or something!" Bakura asked, sounding mortally offended.
"I wouldn't hurt a fly!" There was a slight guilty pause, followed by nervous laughter, and, "Or a patient…"
Isis sighed.
"Fine. Have fun." Then she slammed down the receiver.
--Next Day--
A giggling queue of Bakura fan girls lined up in the donation room, waiting to donate blood. Behind the door, Bakura faced the nurses.
"Here's the plan. Yugi—lock the door so they don't escape. Ryou—go in their and do a pep talk or something. Make them unsuspecting. Rebecca—bring my equipment into the adjoining room. Mokuba—sharpen the knives."
"Yes sir!" the nurses chorused, then ran off to fulfill their duties. Bakura followed Rebecca to another small room hooked to the donations room.
In the other room, Ryou had the fan girls form a more orderly line, and gave them all forms to fill out.
One of the girls read her form aloud.
"'Name:
Age:
Phone number:
People who will wonder where you went when you don't come back'—wait that's scribbled out, it says
'friends', and then
Blood type:
Notice—fields marked with a symbol are optional'."
"Sounds perfectly legal to me!" another fan girl cheered.
Bakura opened the door and smiled at his fans.
"Alright, then, who wants to be my first victim, er, casualty, er, patient!"
All of the fans raised their hands. Ryou backed out of the room to find an alibi as the line dissolved and Bakura randomly grabbed a girl and dragged her into the next room.
"What's your name?"
"Um… Emily?"
Bakura smiled.
"Hi Emily! If you'll take a seat over there," he waved to a chair, "We'll get started!"
In the other room, the fan girls waited their turns.
"Why do you think he locked the door?" someone asked.
"Probably so he wouldn't get glomped?" someone suggested. "Or maybe," she added thoughtfully, "So his first victim wouldn't escape?"
All of the fans looked at one another.
"Nah."
"No way."
"He wouldn't do that!"
"Is that the sound of an innocent fan screaming as she's repeatedly stabbed?" someone else asked.
"Nah."
"No way."
"He wouldn't do that!"
"You're hearing things!"
"Hey, that sounds kind of like a blood-thirsty psychopath sucking someone's blood out!" squeaked one fan girl.
They all looked at each other, then shook their heads.
"Nah."
"No way."
"He wouldn't do that!"
"You're hearing things!"
"I can't wait for my turn!"
In the back room, Bakura smiled happily.
"Meheheh… Today is going very nicely." And with that he went outside to find his next victim, er, casualty, er, patient!
- -A/N- -
Sia: I hope you liked it! Yes, it isn't the best, but anyways, happy Valentine's and to all of the "Kura-chan" fans—stay away from blood donations!