Unanswerable Questions, Now (mostly) Answered!
My friend found a list of unanswerable questions, (Twisted Illness, Ch. 5 or 6, by Mimblewimble), and I decided to be the one to answer them. So here goes!
Q1:
Why does Kagome ALWAYS have to wear her School Uni to Feudal Japan?
A:
Because it's easier to leave it on all the time than it is to keep changing her clothes.
Q2:
Why do Inuyasha's pants never rip, but always his shirt? XD
A:
Because it's much sexier!
Q3:
Why does Koga wear a skirt?
A:
It's not a skirt, it's a pelt.
Q4:
... and how can he run, and do a high-kick in that thing? . .
A:
I don't know…(sweatdrop)
Q5:
Why does Naraku wear that Baboon thing?
A:
Ummmm…(sweatdrop)
Q6:
When the jewel was in Kagome's body, why didn't it show up on an X-Ray scan?
A:
Because the X-ray scan wasn't the right type of scan.
Q7:
How heavy is Sango's Hiraikotsu?
A:
Weigh it and find out. Or, better yet, ask Sango.
Q8:
How do they go to the bathroom when they travel all the time?
A:
They do, just nobody ever has a fanfic in which they do.
Q9:
How much of Japan have the Inu-Gumi Traveled?
A:
I don't have any clue…
Q10:
Will Inuyasha & Sesshoumaru ever get along?
A:
Probably not.
Q11:
Why are people so into the SessKag pairing? o.O
A:
Ummm, no idea. (sweatdrop)
Q12:
How does Kagome get those Bloodstains off her clothes?
A:
She uses Shout.
Q13:
Why doesn't Miroku just take the time to fall in love with a girl?
A:
Because he is a pervert.
Q14:
What happened to Kagome's Dad?
A:
There's many possibilities: aliens, lost in the Bermuda Triangle, was somehow transported to the lost Roanoke Colony and got lost with it, use your imagination.
Q15:
How come Kagome's skirt never flies up?
A:
There's a very simple spell that does that. It's very useful with perverts around…
Q16:
What would happen if Miroku tried to seal his Kaazana with Cement? o.o
A:
It wouldn't work. I don't know why, but it won't work
Q17:
Why don't Dog Demons have tails?
A:
If dog-demons had tails, then Inuyasha would have to endure Kagome making jokes about chasing his tail.
Q18:
...and Wolf Demons do?
A:
Because wolves don't chase their tails, there won't be jokes about chasing their tails, so they can have tails.
Q19:
Why am I so addicted with writing InuxKag fics! Oo ...wait...
A:
Simply because it's addictive.
Q20:
Why did they change KIRARA's name into KILALA in the dubbed
Anime?
A:
…ummmm…because….ummm…DAMN, can't come up with an answer for this one, either!
Q21:
Why can't people say/type/write INUYASHA right? o.O
A:
A lot of people can. Some people are just too lazy to go back and fix typos (like me).
Q22:
Why is Anime PG-13, and the Manga PG-16?
A:
Manga might have a bit more mature things in them, I don't know for sure because I haven't read a manga.
Q23:
Why can't the other Inu-Gumi travel through the well?
A:
They aren't as connected to the well.
Q24:
HOW many girls has Miroku asked to bear his children?
A:
Too many.
Q25:
... and why is it that no one has ever accepted?
A:
Because he is a pervert.
Q26:
What's with bad guys and eye shadow? (Naraku, Jakotsu, exc...)
A:
It makes them look evil.
Q27:
Is Jaken gay?
A:
HELL YEAH! DUH!
Q28:
Why doesn't Shippou ever transform into something useful when he's in trouble?
A:
He panics, and doesn't think to transform into something useful.
Q29:
Why can't Rin be older?
A:
Because she doesn't want to be.