Flowerstar: Thanks for the reviews:) I've been watching another episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. That cartoon is obviously really humorous. But it's not my favorite. I just watch it to get inspired. Anyway, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but I do own Shroomnet Café, a new internet café in Toad Town and the Phozo website, a parody of Piczo. (I don't own the Piczo site)

hamgirl: I appreciate the comment but you seemed to really love my stories except my first one.

Surferljb: It is kind of the same as the episode but parts of the story were different. I already told you the plot in the e-mail but I guess I shouldn't tell you that.


Chapter 2: Footage Insanity

Mario and Luigi tread along the trail to the front door of Peach's castle. The red-clad plumber walked closer and knocked on it. The door creaked open and Toadsworth stepped outside, holding his cane.

"Ah, Master Mario and Master Luigi, the princess is expecting you. Please follow me." The old toad said, politely.

The plumbers walked inside and gaits behind Toadsworth. They slowly walked along the smooth, polished floor to the stairs.

"Hmm… what do you think the princess will tell us to do?" Mario asked.

"Tell us to do what?" Luigi questioned.

"What? Am I speaking French here?"

"Nope."

"Then why did you say that for?"

"Because I can't remember what you just said."

Mario smacked his forehead. "Luigi, what am I going to do with you?"

They tread up the staircase to the massive door with a star on it. Toadsworth pushed it open and they went through. The Mario Bros. and the old toad were now at the second floor and they walked straight towards the door of Princess Peach's room. Toadsworth knocked on it. The door slowly opened and Peach treads out.

"Oh! Mario! Luigi! You've come! Please step inside." She replied.

Mario and Luigi gaits in and the princess closed the door. She went to her computer which was pink and it was on a wooden desk. A lot of sockets were connected to it. A pink printer was placed at the bottom of the desk. Mario walked nearer to Peach and stood beside her. Luigi was sitting comfortably on her bed.

"Mario, Luigi, look at this!" She exclaimed.

The plumbers stared closer at the screen. The background was light pink and there were loads of images of herself, her castle, her servants, Toadsworth and parts of her palace on it. There was even a title at the top of the home page. It was in bold and the colour was pink, clearly. It says, "Welcome to Peach's site!" There were also some links to other pages of the site on the left side of the home page. Mario and Luigi were both wide-eyed and totally shocked.

"Wow! Did you really design this?" Mario asked, admiring the site.

"Yes. Do you like it?" Peach inquired.

"We sure do!" The plumbers shouted in unison.

"What website did you do this on?" The red-clad plumber asked.

"I've done this on the Phozo website." Princess Peach answered.

"What is that?"

"It is a website where you can register to make your own site."

"Cool! But Luigi and I don't have a computer to do one."

"Well, there is this new internet café in town called Shroomnet Café."

"Where is it?"

"It's at the opposite side of the second item shop. I'm sure you can find it, Mario."

"Okeydokey!"

"Oh and I've forgotten to tell you that you need to use this."

Peach handed her video camera to Mario.

"What is this?" The red-clad plumber inquired, pointing at it.

"It's a video camera. You use it to make loads of films of anything. It records for very long hours and you can zoom in and out, if you must."

"Really?"

"Yes, I used that sometimes."

"Anyway, Luigi and I don't know how to use it. Could you show us?"

"All right, press this tiny button which is at the back. It will turn on. If you want to make a film, push the big one which is the shutter. The screen next to the viewfinder which is shaped like a circle is the LCD Display."

"What is LCD?"

"LCD stands for Liquid Crystal Display. If you want to zoom in, press the button which is behind the screen. If you want to zoom out, push the button which is beside the zoom in button. Press the button with a symbol of two small arrows and a line stuck to them which are pointing backwards, that's the rewind one. Push the key that has a symbol of two little arrows and a line wedged to them which is pointing onward, which is the forward button. Oh! And if you want to connect this to a PC, ask anybody in the Café. Now, do you know what to—"

Peach was cut off by Mario sleeping on her shoulder, snoring.

"Mario! Get off my shoulder!" She yelled.

"Princess, you're not being loud enough," Luigi said, then went next to his brother and put his hands around his hands and hollered, "MARIO! GET OFF THE PRINCESS'S SHOULDER!"

The red-clad plumber instantly opened his eyes and looked around to see Peach staring at him, angrily. Mario moved away from her.

"Oops! Sorry, princess." He apologized with an embarrassing smile.

"Mario, did you hear anything I said?" The princess inquired.

"Um… er… what did you say?"

Peach sighed. "I was explaining to you about how to use the camera but no, you were snoozing off to dream land."

"Princess, while my brother was fast asleep, I listened to everything you said." Luigi says.

"Thank you, Luigi. At least somebody has some manners!" Princess Peach Toadstool bellowed, glaring at Mario.

"Hey! Don't stare at me like that!" Mario shouted back.

"Well, the next time I speak to you, you better listen!"

"Alright already, I'll pay attention!"

"Thank you, and I almost forgotten. The reason I gave you the video camera because I need you to make a video interview with the people in the castle. You have to ask questions like for example, 'Why do you want the princess to hold a breakfast club?' Evidently, you have to ask them that are something to do with the club that I'm holding here. When you finished filming, give the camera back to me. And you better not ruin the footage, understand?"

"Yes, princess."

"So, have fun making films!"

The Mario brothers walked to the door but Mario turned back to the princess.

"Princess before we go, we'll finish that footage before you can say spaghetti and meatballs!" He assured.

"Bro, you're making me hungry!" Luigi yelled, feeling his tummy.

"Sorry."

"Just close the door on the way out!" Peach exclaimed.

"We will!" Mario and Luigi shouted at the same time.

They opened the door and went out.

"Pasta power!" Mario hollered from outside.

"Mario! Shut up!" Luigi scolded at his brother.

Peach sighed and mumbled. "Men these days."

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Mario and Luigi were walking along the gleaming floor until they saw a toad using a mop, cleaning the ground. A bucket of water was next to him. They gaits over to the servant.

"Excuse me; we're doing an interview for the princess's website. Do you want to be in it?" Luigi asked, courteously.

"Sure, why not." The toad servant replied.

He put down the mop on the floorboards and Luigi holds the video camera. He looked through the viewfinder and pushed the shutter button.

"So, why do you think it's important to commence a breakfast club?" He inquired.

"Incase you skipped breakfast or you didn't have time." The servant answered.

"Why do you want the princess to hold a breakfast club?"

"Because breakfast is the most important, if you didn't have time for it, you will be very hungry until lunch."

"Did you hear any rumors about it?"

"I don't think so."

"If you see any flyers about the club, would you go or—"

Luigi was interrupted by Mario doing a handstand in front of the servant.

"Mario! Get out of the way!"

"Why?" The red-clad plumber said in a whining tone.

"I'm doing an interview! Just get lost!"

"But aren't I in this?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"Why?"

"Because you're bugging me!"

"Why?"

"SHUT UP! I HAD IT WITH YOU!"

Luigi walked off, being really furious. Mario followed. He sprinted really fast to catch up. He walked next to his brother.

"Bro, I'm really sorry, I thought I was in the interview." Mario replied.

"Well, you were annoying me to death and keep on saying 'Why' all the time!" Luigi yelled.

"I can't help it. Will you forgive me, bro? I won't do it again."

"You better not do that once more!"

"I promise."

"Next time, we'll do this right—"

Mario and Luigi stopped at once in front of Peach's room and saw the princess sitting with Toad and Toadette in a circle, playing truth or dare. A plastic bottle was at the middle of them.

"Luigi, quick, pass me the camera!" Mario speedily bellowed.

"But why would you want to use the—" Luigi replied but got cut off.

Mario covered his brother's mouth and put a finger near his. "Shhhhhh! They'll hear us!"

Luigi gave the video camera to Mario. The red-clad plumber treads closely to the room and records what Peach and her servants were doing.

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Inside Peach's room, Toadette spun the bottle and it stopped on Peach.

"Okay, your majesty, truth or dare?" Toadette replied.

"Dare!" Peach exclaimed.

"I dare you to hop around the room in your bikini on one foot and say "I'm loony, I'm loony…" repeating. When I tell you to stop, you do a sexy pose."

Peach blinked and was surprised at this long and really ridiculously stupid dare.

"Um… do I really have to do it?" She questioned.

"Yes, unless you're too chicken." Toadette said, taunting the princess.

"All right, if you say so."

Peach went to where her royal dresses were kept. They were nearly the same but the designs were different. She looked all over until she sees a pink bikini with white spots on a hanger. The princess grabbed it and puts it on her bed. She slowly takes off her pink dress that she normally wears and carefully took off her bikini from the hanger. She puts her bikini on and gradually took off her red high-heel shoes. She gaits back to her servants. Toad and Toadette gazed up at the princess and was totally astonished. Their mouths were wide opened.

Peach hopped around the bedroom on one foot and sang, "I'm loony, I'm loony…" Toad and Toadette bursts into hysterical laughter. Toad fell on to the floor, kicking his legs back and forth. Toadette covered her mouth with her hands, giggling to herself.

"Ha, ha, ha, you can stop now." She said, still have the chuckles. "Now, do a sexy pose."

"Do I really have to? What if anyone sees me like—"

"Don't worry, nobody will see you. Just do it, okay?" Toadette cut Peach off.

The princess sighed and put her right hand at the back of her head. She put her other hand on her hip and shook her bum. Toad whistled at the sight of the pose and Toadette tittered. Peach walked back to her bed. Her cheeks were bright red. This is extremely ridiculous! I hope nobody sees me like this.

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Outside the room, Mario and Luigi tried to hold their breath to stop themselves from laughing. Mario pressed the stop button and they ran to the giant door. They pushed it open and treads through. The Mario Bros. walked down the stairway and when they got down, they opened their mouths and started to laugh their heads off.

"That was SO funny!" Mario said, laughing and holding his tummy.

"Yeah, did you see Peach wearing a bikini and singing the loony song?" Luigi agreed, still laughing in hysterics and hitting his legs repeatedly. "Hey! Did we have the hilarious footage on camera?"

"Yep, we did." The red-clad plumber replied, staring at the video camera.

"Cool! Let's watch it again!"

Mario pushed the play button. The screen showed Peach, Toad and Toadette sitting in a circle, playing truth or dare. A bottle was at the middle.

"Bro, can we fast forward it to where the princess was singing the loony song?" Luigi asked.

"Fair enough." Mario says.

He pressed the fast forward key and pushed the play button. The screen showed Princess Peach wearing her pink dotted bikini hopping on one foot, and sang, "I'm loony, I'm loony…" Mario and Luigi bursts into laughter, laughing loudly as they saw this. The red-clad plumber pressed stop.

"Hey! Let's show this to Daisy!" Mario exclaimed.

"Uh… I don't think it's a good idea, bro." Luigi said in a worried tone.

"Why not?"

"Well, if the princess finds out that we filmed her, she'll go ballistic!"

"She won't, don't worry." Mario replied. "Anyway, let's go to the new internet café in town!"

They sprinted to the enormous door and hard-pressed it. It creaked open and they gaits out. The door shuts and the plumbers walked down the path to the blue door with the yellow star on it.


Flowerstar: Did you enjoy the chapter? The Shroomnet Café is an internet café that I made up and the Phozo website, it came from my imagination and it is a parody of the Piczo site. But I don't own Piczo. Reviews will be used to make Mario, Luigi and Daisy laugh.