Dmgdk: Thank you soo much reviewers! This chapter is a lot more interesting!

Bakura: (Yawn) Your stories are so stupid.

Dmgdk: Don't make me send you to the Shadow Realm. (Takes out her Millenium Sword)

Bakura: Careful you don't know how to use that.

Dmgdk: Want to bet?

Marik: Don't push your luck, Bakura.

Yami: For once, the Assassin has a good point.

Dmgdk: For once, you have a good point too, Pharaoh.

Yami: Shaddap!

Dmgdk: Make me. I am the Authoress.

Marik: Ha! That little title won't do you any good.

Dmgdk: Oh, yes it will! I control what happens to you! If you get on my bad side, just watch to see!

Bakura: Then let's get onto the disclaimer and all that, OK?

Dmgdk: (through gritted teeth) I don't own Harry Potter or … I don't wanna say this part!

Marik: She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Ha, ha!

Dmgdk: SHUT UP!

Yami: Careful Assassin, she's…

(Whack!)

Yami: …a bit violent.

Bakura: Yikes.

Dmgdk: Now, on with the fiction!

Previously…

With a little, OK, a LOT, of help from Hagrid, they managed to somehow get onto the broomsticks.

"Hagrid, how're you getting' there?" Joey asked.

"Weasley's flyin' car."

"Err... Do you know how to drive?" Malik asked.

"No, bu' I'll figger it out somehow."

(Everyone sweatdrops)

Hagrid got into the car. And they took off.

"Whee!" Ryou Shinko and Yugi yelled. Everyone looked happy. Then…

"I gotta pee!" Joey yelled.

"Jus' hold it!" Hagrid bellowed, scaring Yugi Ryou and Shinko. "We're almos' there!"

They landed, well, Hagrid actually crashed into a wall, outside the Leaky Cauldron.

"Famous place," Hagrid said.

Shayla and Seto raised their eyebrows, and Joey ran in yelling, "Where's da bathroom!"

"Yer rooms are upstairs. Yer luggage is up there already. First, go t' Gringotts and give them this key. Take a lot of money or you won't be able to buy all yer books. I'll leave you here." Hagrid left quickly.

"Where are we supposed to get these books?" Shinko asked. "I'm sure no bookstore in London sells them."

"Diagon Alley." A voice said.

Shayla raised her eyebrows skeptically. "Die Again Alley?"

"No!" The bartender said. "Diagon Alley. Through the back door."

Shayla narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Kaiba. On the other hand, swept past her and out the back door.

"Sorceress?" Yugi asked Shayla (Did I forget to mention that Shayla's the most powerful Mage in the world? She just doesn't know the extent of her powers. )

Shayla took out her duel disk. Just then, Kaiba came in. "It's blocked, and when I tried using my duel disk to blast it, my duel disk didn't work!"

Shayla activated her duel disk. "Mine works."

"Um… you're a sorceress." Malik said. "Of course your work."

"Shaddap or I'll turn you into a rabbit."

Malik winced. "Anyways," he continued bravely. "How about putting some of your magic into our disks? That way, they'll work too."

"For once, you have a good idea." Shayla said.

Everyone got out their duel disks and Shayla 'altered' them. "Now. Let's check out this Die Again Alley."

"It's blocked," Kaiba growled.

"Not if I can help it." They went outside. Shayla examined the wall. Then she tapped it and scowled. "Open up!" Nothing happened.

Shayla tried opening the wall for about ten minutes. This amused the YGO gang and the occupants of the Leaky Cauldron. Finally, she got mad.

"THAT DOES IT!" Shayla roared. "I'M SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!" She threw raw Shadow magic at the wall, and it vanished, leaving the entrance to Diagon Alley in plain view. She walked in, muttering darkly and using language so colorful that even Bakura had never said them.

Joey and Malik walked after her, trying not to laugh. Yugi Ryou Shinko and Kaiba followed.

The group got to Gringotts, and got a load of money.

"Let's go to that bookstore." Kaiba said.

"Seven sets of books please," Ryou said to the lady. The lady's eyes shot up, bit came back with seven sets of books for sixth years. They paid for their books, Shayla transported the books to their rooms, and left. They got their robes and everything else, then decide to look around. The group was walking past the Quidditch shop when Yugi stopped and stared inside hungrily.

"Yugi, we gotta go!" Joey said.

"It's a broom, for Ra's sake! Let's go!" Shayla said.

"Hey, you guys into Quidditch too?" A voice asked.

The gang turned and saw two boys and a girl standing there. One boy was a skinny 16-year-old with messy black hair and glasses, the other boy was a redhead, and the girl was a brunette.

"Not to be rude," Shayla said. "But who the Hell are you?"

"It's the dweeb patrol," Kaiba muttered.

"I'm Hermione Granger, that's Ron Weasley, and that's Harry Potter."(Cricket, cricket) They seemed to be waiting for something, like applause or someone to ask for their autographs.

"Err… I'm Shaylana Gydion."

"Really!" Hermione squealed. "You've been in the papers all over the world! I'm a huge fan of yours! You're one of the best duelists in the world! Can I have your autograph?"

Shayla looked stunned. "I had no Idea." She said, a bit faintly.

"I'm Seto Kaiba."

"Kaiba? Head of Kaiba Corp?" Harry asked. "My uncle talks nonstop about you!"

"I'm Yugi Mutou."

"YUGI MUTOU! One of the World's top duelists!" Ron yelled. "I got this cool card. Can you sign the back or something?"

"I'm Ryou Bakura."

"I'm Malik Ishtar."

Malik waited for one of them to comment on him. All he got was a hello.

"WHAT! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?" he raged.

The Hogwarts trio looked quite taken aback. Everyone else introed themselves.

"Are you guys staying at the Leaky Cauldron?" Hermione asked.

"Yes."

"Yay! We're staying there too!"

(Shayla Kaiba and Yugi: O.O)

"Let's go get some wands," Shinko finally broke the silence.

"We'll come too!" Ron said.

At Ollivander's, the thirteen of them crammed into the little shop.

"Ah! New customers!" Ollivander said.

Yugi went first. The tape measure started measuring him. He yelped hen it measured between his nostrils. "Hm… Try this, " Ollivander handed him a wand. Yugi waved it, and blasted Malik against the wall.

"YUGI!" Malik started chasing him between the shelves.

Shayla Joey and Ryou laughed themselves sick, and Kaiba actually smiled.

Finally, the Pharaoh came out. "ASSASSIN! WHAT IN THE NAME FO RA ARE YOU DOING, CHASING YOUR PHARAOH AROUND?"

"Sorry." Malik said sheepishly. (MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! The Pharaoh dominates all!)

Finally, after a few shattered vases, and singed hair (Bakura's hair), Yugi finally got his wand. Malik went next. His first wand sent several wands chasing Joey. After three more tries, he too got his wand. Then it was Ryou's turn. His first wand exploded half of the wall of Ollivander's store. With that, Bakura came out. "This is so fun! Next wand!" He grabbed the next wand and waved it at Malik. Half of Malik's hair got burned. "TOMB ROBBER!"

Finally, after five more tries, Bakura/Ryou got his wand too. Then Shinko went. By luck, she got hers on the first try. Then it was Kaiba's turn. He took the wand Ollivander handed to him, waved it, and the toon rabbit Pegasus liked so much popped out and started chasing Kaiba. "NOOOOO!" Kaiba yelled, running away from the rabbit.

Shayla Yugi and Joey laughed themselves sick again. Finally, Shayla got rid of the rabbit by slashing it with her Millenium Sword. Kaiba was on his knees, thanking her. His second wand blew up a few boxes, and third one sent Ryou flying. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity to the gang, he got his wand.

Joey got his wand on his second try. The first wand had sent Ollivander crashing into a shelf. Finally, it was Shayla's turn. Her first wand set all the owls in the pet store free, the second nearly blasted Ron. Third one blew off the ceiling… and so on. Finally, she got so annoyed that she took out her Millenium Sword and brandished it at Ollivander. The Yamis had to come out and calm her down. Finally, Ollivander took out a 13 1/2 inch wand. "This wand was made from the horn of a Unicorn. The only thing done to the wand was change the handle so that the holder could hold it. It is the only known wand made from a unicorn's horn."

Shayla scowled. "If this one doesn't work, I'm sending it to the Shadow Realm." She growled. "This is the 94th wand!"

"You kept count?" Kaiba asked incredulously.

She ignored him, took the wand, waved it, well, actually, she swung it like a sword and, due to lack of space, ended up hitting Joey on the head, and knocked him out. A shower of pink and blue sparks erupted from the tip and started chasing Malik around. Shayla giggled.

After they paid, the ten of them went to the pet store and bought an animal. Malik Ryou Joey Kaiba and Shinko each got an Owl, Yugi got a phoenix, and Shayla got a phoenix and an…egg.

Then they got back to the Leaky Cauldron where they met the Weasleys. The Weasleys all introduces themselves and by the time they finished, Shayla Joey and Ryou had fallen asleep, Yugi was having a mental conversation with Yami, and Kaiba and Shinko had actually listened. Oh, and Malik was being chased by their new animals they just bought.

Dmgdk: So? Whaddya think? Sorry it took me so long to update, but my dad wouldn't let me on the computer! This is why I need a laptop.

Yami: Almost impressive. But why didn't you let me do something worse to the Tomb Robber at the wand scene?

Marik: You blasted me! And Tomb Robber burned my hair!

Bakura: Muahahahahah!

Yami: We should—

Dmgdk: Hey! This is my time to talk! So Shut up!Oh, nevermind. I'm done. Don't ignore the almighty review button!