Dmgdk: I'm back! Gomen for taking so long! I can't get online or onto the computer in general, so it's kinda hard to update. This chapter is dedicated to Amber for her help and for her being the best friend ever! (I still love you others too!)
Yami: Took you long enough to update.
Dmgdk: I just explained why! And I promise an extra-long next chappy!
Bakura: You're a lazy bum
Marik: I'm not gonna say anything, considering what happened to me last time.
Dmgdk: You know, I really must consider dark sorceress of egypt's advice. The duct tape is calling.
Yami: (Snickers)
Dmgdk: Don't think you're off the hook just because you're the Pharaoh!
Bakura: Chill.
Dmgdk: (Looks through paper entitled ways to torture Bakura and Marik) This looks good. And this and this. This is gonna be so much fun! Bakura and Marik: Meep.
Yami: Now that's a sound you don't hear everyday from those two.
Bakura: I should send you to the Shadow Realm.
Dmgdk: Try to. One, I could delete you from the story if you tried, two, if I did, I'd have to give the job of torturing the mortal to Marik.
Marik: Works for me.
Bakura: OK, OK. I won't.
Dmgdk: Ah! The power of Blackmail! Now, on with the fiction.
Previously…
Then they got back to the Leaky Cauldron where they met the Weasleys. The Weasleys all introduced themselves and by the time they finished, Shayla Joey and Ryou had fallen asleep, Yugi was having a mental conversation with Yami, and Kaiba and Shinko had actually listened. Oh, and Malik was being chased by their new animals they just bought.
Two weeks after they met Harry and the others (Yugi Kaiba and Shayla eagerly left, because Hermione wouldn't leave them alone), they got ready to go to King's Cross. On the train, (I'm skipping the platform thing.) the ten of them somehow fitted themselves into one compartment.
"What year are you guys in?" Harry asked all of a sudden.
"Err…" (YGO gang: Total blank)
Shinko Joey Yugi and Ryou continued their argument of stupid thing (How'd they remember where they left off? It was 2 weeks ago!), Kaiba was reading Hogwarts a History and Malik was muttering about getting the Pharaoh, which earned him a slap from Shayla.
The rest of the trip was uneventful. Except for the time that Malfoy showed up and pissed Malik Shayla and Joey off. Shayla nearly sent him to the Shadow Realm. "Who does he think he is, the bastard, "Shayla seethed as they got off the train. She was majorly pissed. "How dare he call me a slut! I should blast him to the Shadow Realm to rot!"
Though they had no idea what this Shadow Realm was, Harry Ron and Hermione were delighted that at least one of the new students was already against Malfoy. When they got to school, a lady in green met the. "I'm professor McGonagall, head of the Gryffindor house and your Transfiguration teacher. Misters Mutou, Ishtar, Wheeler, and Kaiba along with Miss Gydion and Kani, please follow me."
Harry Ron and Hermione left and the YGO gang followed Professor McGonagall into the Great Hall. They could hear someone talking. "Student's, now that the sorting has been done, I'd like to make an announcement. This year, we will have several 'exchange students' from Japan. Please welcome the. Meet Malik Ishtar, Ryou Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Joey Wheeler, Yugi Mutou Shaylana Gydion and Shinko Kani!" Dumbledore said.
Each of them stepped forward when their name was said. "Would you like to introduce yourselves?"
Malik went first. "I'm Malik Ishtar, I'm from Egypt and, sorry girls, I'm already taken."
"Why'd you bother apologizing? No girl would want you." Shayla said.
"I'm next." Ryou said. "I'm Ryou Bakura, I'm 16 and—" Bakura took over. "I'm gonna kill the Pharaoh and rule the world!"
Shayla took her sword and whacked him.
"OWEE!" Bakura yelled. "Sorceress, you'll pay for that!" He grabbed her Millenium Ring (It's an actual ring that you put on your finger. Bakura has the Millenium pointer. Hehe!) and took off.
"TOMB ROBBER!" Shayla yelled. She took off after him cursing and brandishing her sword at him. Bakura laughed. Then Yami took over Yugi and Marik took over Malik. "TOMB ROBBER!" They yelled. Bakura just laughed insanely and ran past them and grabbed Marik's Rod.
"TOMB ROBBER! THAT DOES IT!" Marik bellowed, then shot off after him. Shayla stopped when she got next to Yami. "OHHHHH He's gonna PAY!" She threw her sword, which landed, quivering, in front of Bakura. Then she activated her Duel Disk and added some Shadow Magic into it. "I summon Dark Magician Girl! (My favorite card!)Dark Burning Attack at Bakura!" Dark Magician Girl sent a powerful blast at Bakura, blasting him against the wall. Shayla walked over. "Let's see. A broken rib and arm. Not too bad, I just wish he was a bit more damaged."
By this time, the entire Great Hall was silent. But Shayla paid no attention. She took her Item and gave the Rod back to Marik. "Little problem. If I leave him like that, and Ryou comes out, then he'll die. I guess I have to heal him."
Marik scowled. "Can't we leave the Tomb Robber to ROT?"
Shayla shook her head. With a touch of her finger at his ribs and arm, she healed him.
"Whoa!" a voice exclaimed. "That was faster than even Madame Pomfery could do!"
Dumbledore was quite taken aback (for once). When he recovered, he said, "We'll skip the intros and go for the sorting.
Joey went first. "GRYFFINDOR!"
Kaiba and Shinko also got into Gryffindor. Then it was Malik's turn.
-Hmm… a double-soul? Interesting.-
-Just put us into a goddamned house already.-
-With that attitude, I'm leaning towards Slytherin.-
-You are NOT putting me with that son of a bitch Malfoy!-
-I think I am-
Malik gripped his Millenium Rod
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Malik snickered.
Then it was Ryou.
-Another double soul?-
-Yes- Bakura snarled –Now put me into a house so that I can—
-YAMI! - Ryou yelled. –Sorry about him. He can have a short temper. Especially when he's hungry.-
-I see. The evil one has many crimes. But is getting better. The light should go into Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor.-
-Go with the light side. - Bakura urged. -I can't wait to bug the Tomb Keeper.-
-Err…-
"GRYFFINDOR! SLYTHERIN! GRYFFINDOR! SLYTHERIN! GRYFFINDOR!"
When Yugi got up there, the hat was in a pretty bad mood.
-Another double-soul! Hopefully you're better than the other two-
-Don't worry. Those two are too evil for their own good- Yami chuckled.
-Yes. A very courageous light and dark side. And... a pharaoh! I'm deeply honored.-
Yugi snickered.
-Yes…-
The hat muttered to itself for quite some time before yelling "GRYFFINDOR!"
Last, it was Shayla's turn. She walked five times around the hat, probed it with her sword, then put it on.
-At last. A one-soul person.-
Shayla grinned evilly. -I could make my soul become ten, if you'd rather.-
-NO! I think I'll pass. Now let's see… Girl, stop holding your barriers up! They're giving me a headache.-
-I am NOT letting my barriers down!-
-I am trying to sort you into a house. And to do that, I must look at your soul and personality.-
Reluctantly, Shayla obliged.
-Hmm… very brave. Very mysterious powers. And…you are in love with the PHARAOH!-
-HEY! That's private!-
-Well, that's no surprise. I could sense his love to you too. Now, you are the holder of the Millenium Sword and Ring, no?-
-Yes-
-I have something I want to show you.-
Shayla's eyes widened as darkness wrapped around her.
A man with white hair walked into a dark mansion.
"Welcome, Mister Pegasus. Master is waiting for you inside." A man with a silver finger ushered Pegasus in. "So, Pegasus, what is this deal you wish to make with me?' a voice said from a chair.
"Well, as you know, I am trying to get all the Millenium Items. As the legend states, 'Whosoever possesses all nine Millenium Items will control power unimaginable.' The people who possess these Items, except for one, are now currently residing in Hogwarts. I hear the person you are after is there too. I offer to you, an ally. If we work together, we will help each other, and when we get all the Millenium Items we shall rule the word!"
((Snore )Authoress has fallen asleep. This plot to take over the world's too old)
The man on the chair turned around to face Pegasus. This man had slit-pupiled reed eyes and death white skin. "Very well. I accept."
-I send you this warning, Sorceress. The other man is Lord Voldemort; he is the most feared wizard in the Wizarding world. You know who the other one is. He currently possesses the Millenium Eye. The two have teamed up and are after Harry Potter and your Items. Warn your friends!-
It was so absorbed in telling her this that it forgot to put her into a house.
"SLYTHERIN! WAIT, NO, RAVENCLAW! OOPS SLY—ARGHHHH! YOU'RE IN GRYFFINDOR!"
Shayla took off her hat and looked at it strangely before walking over to the Gryffindor table muttering about mad hats under her breath.
/ Yami, I'm gonna go into your soul room to talk to you. /
/Fine. /
Shayla disappeared from her spot at the table, and reappeared in Yami's soulroom. "Yami?" Shayla pushed open the door to his room. "Where are you?"
All of a sudden, Yami came up behind her and scared her half to death. "YAMI! DON"T DO THAT! Besides, I came to talk to you about something really serious!" She sat down on one of the steps next to Yami and spilled everything.
When she finished, Yami was very quiet. "So we have another enemy. Pegasus and Voldemort."
Shayla leaned against him. "Yea and Pegasus has the Millenium Eye."
"So one of them knows the extent of our powers."
"Yep, joy, isn't it?"
"WHA--! No, it's NOT!"
"I was being sarcastic!"
"Oh."
"Well, I told you everything, I have to go now." Shayla disappeared and reappeared between Joey and Yugi.
"Where were you?" Malik asked.
"Yea, we was getting' worried for a second dere." Joey said.
"I had to talk to Yami."
All of a sudden, Sparks started raining down on them. Shinko had eaten too much sugar and was sugar-high. For some reason, her wand reacted to that and was attacking everyone. Sparks were chasing Malik, Joey was being hit, blast after blast, Ryou and Yugi dived under a table, and the Hogwarts trio were deflecting them, as was everyone else in the Great Hall. Kaiba was dodging them, and Shayla was busy looking up a spell to cure hyperness.
Finally, Shayla gave up and ended up sending Shinko's wand to the Shadow Realm, and Kaiba blasted Shinko with the Blue Eyes, knocking her unconscious.
"Nice and controlled." Shayla observed. "Little power used, very—"
"Shayla, please kindly explain why you are analyzing my dragon's attack?" Kaiba asked.
"I don't see why I should, High Priest."
"Because, Sorceress, I told you so."
"Duel you for that."
"You're on!"
"Hey!" Yugi yelled. You are not dueling without me!"
"Or me!" Malik yelled
"Same here!" the others chorused.
Shinko woke up all of a sudden. "What's going on?"
"They're deciding who's gonna duel." Harry supplied.
"Oh." Then she fell asleep again.
"Actually, right now is not the best time for anyone to duel." Ron said.
Oops.
"Are you questioning my word, mortal?" Bakura snarled.
"Err…"
(Loooooong silence.) Then…
"Can I send someone to the Shadow Realm?" Malik asked out of the blue.
"Oooh! Me! I want to go!" Bakura cheered.
Everyone with a Millenium Item took turns sending Bakura to the Shadow Realm.
Finally, Dumbledore stopped them and dismissed them all.
"I wonder who our DADA teacher is. There wasn't a History of Magic teacher either." Harry said.
"If they're no good, we'll start the DA again," Hermione said.
"Hopefully—" Ron was cut off by a shout.
"I ain't a stupid MUTT!" it was—well, is it that hard to figure out?—Joey.
"As far as I'm concerned, you are." (Hmm… Kaiba, maybe?)
"Let's settle this with fist, how about it?"
"I wouldn't waste my time on a fight with you if my life depended on it."
"BAKAS! SHUT UP!" A different voice roared. You guessed it, (OK maybe you didn't) it was Shayla.
"MARIK PUT THAT DOWN!"
"I DON'T HAVE TO. I'LL JUST SEND YOU TO THE SAHADOW REALM AND KEEP YOU THERE."
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"
"HIGH PRIEST, STAY OUTTA THIS!"
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I PLAY A SHODOW DUEL AGAINST YOU ALL AND WIN!"
Everyone went silent.
"Nice, Pharaoh."
"Thank you, Sorceress."
"OK, PHARAOH, YOU"RE ON!" Bakura growled, "I'll play a Shadow Game with you!"
"Not while I'm here you won't!" Shayla yelled.
"Try me."
"Humph. Dark magician! Dark Magic Attack!"
Bakura went flying into the three form Hogwarts. "Man Eater Bug!"
"Takin' it head on!" Shayla yelled, drawing her sword. She sliced (and diced) the Man Eater Bug. (Harry Ron and Hermione were gaping like stranded fish)"Now I summon my Red Eyes Black Dragon! Attack Bakura!"
Bakura went flying again. This time, he crashed into Snape. "Dueling in the halls?"(He's got a totally different definition of dueling.) Snape snarled. This is unacc—"
A fireball engulfed him. Shayla had tried blasting Bakura, but he ran out of the way, so Snape got hit instead.
Harry Rona and Hermione stared.
"Sorry Professor… Professor… I know this… OH! Professor. Ape!" Shayla yelled. "Now… BAKURA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" She took off after him.
The YGO gang looked at each other and ran after her.
Harry and Ron had to drag Hermione to the house door. "Don't you think these students are a bit… violent?" Harry asked.
"Violent is an understatement." Ron replied. "That girl, Shayla, blasted Bakura!"
They arrived at the portrait of the fat lady, and found the YGO gang arguing outside. (Is that surprising?)
"Red Eyes is better!" Joey yelled.
"Blue Eyes is more powerful." Kaiba said plainly.
"I agree with Joey." Shayla said. "Blue Eyes is fat."
"WHAT?"
Yami Bakura and Marik laughed.
"SORCERESS! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BLUE EYES!"
"I WAS JUST TELLING THE TRUTH."
"OK, cut it out!" Malik yelled, taking over Marik. "Anyone know the password?"
"It's Silver Fang," Ron said, coming over. The YGO gang stared. Malik got knocked out as the portrait swung open. They all climbed in and Shayla ran towards the fireplace, yelling at the group the crowded around there. She reached into the fire. With her bare hands, and took out the egg she had bought in Diagon Alley.
"Sorceress, what--?"
Malik didn't finish. The egg started cracking. Soon, there was a large hole. All of a sudden, a black wing poked out. Finally, the egg was completely hatched, and there stood… A Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Dmgdk: I know it's a bit rushed, but live with it.
Yami: I didn't have that big of a part!
Bakura: I kept on getting blasted!
Marik: Hee, hee. I took control of the hat!
Dmgdk: OO I want at least 10 reviews or I won't update. I promise that if I get up to the 40'son this chappy, I'll post an extra-long one!ButI have a big exam coming up. Now, that's all.
Yami: Review responses?
Dmgdk: OH...but I have to delete them because of that stupid rule. --
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