DMG: Blah. Sorry for taking so long for the update. I didn't get as many reviews as I wanted, but this chappy's still gonna be long. This chapter is dedicated to Yugilovesme3 for being a great friend and a pain in the ass!
Yami: If she's a pain, why are you dedicating the chapter to her?
DMG: Because I feel like it. (To Yugilovesme3) Yugi is the cute one. Yami's the sexy one, dumbass. And don't say I don't care, because you should. You like Tristan, remember? Get away from my man!
Bakura: Ooooooooo. Look's like the Pharaoh's got a lover.
DMG: (Glares at Bakura) Got a problem with that, Tomb robber?
Marik: (Snickers)
DMG (Takes out the duct tape) This is gonna be fun.
Bakura & Marik: SHIT.
DMG: (Grins evilly while hugging Yami) That's what I thought. (Smacks Yami on the cheek) (A/N: I've always wanted to do that. ) Now, on with the fiction!
Yami: . (Inner Yami: O.O)
The Red Eyes Black Dragon shook itself off, splattering egg goo all over the place.
"KAWAII!" Shayla squealed, busting a couple ear drums. "This is so cool! I got a Phoenix and a dragon, now what should I name them?"
Two phoenixes were perched on her shoulder. The red on with purple wingtips was Yugi's; he'd named it Firewing. The other was sky blue with pink wingtips and tail, and had a yellow six-pointed star on her forehead and a red blaze down her chest
"Got it! My phoenix is Starflame, and the Red Eyes is Shadowfire. (Hot names, no?) It's perfect for them!" Then she noticed many people were staring. "What?"
"You do realize that owning a dragon is illegal, don't you?" Neville squeaked.
"So?"
"You'll get sent to jail!" Hermione cried.
"They'd have to catch me first."
THE NEXT DAY
Hermione Ron and Harry woke up and went down to the common room the next morning, only to see Shayla already there, trying to teach Shadowfire metal morph.
"C'mon, focus, Shadowfire." Shayla begged. "Just a bit more concentration and—"
Shadowfire flamed at her.
Harry Ron and Hermione gasped. But Shayla just opened a small black portal in front of her and absorbed the attack. "Shadowfire, I know you hate training; I did too. But if you want to beat Kaiba's Blue Eyes, then you have to concentrate. Maybe if I introduced you to my Ka sometime, you'll get it." Then she noticed the other three. "Hey guys! Are the others up yet?"
They shook their heads.
"Yay! I think I'll go wake them." She ran into the boy's dorms. It was quiet until a huge explosion was heard. Professor McGonagall actually came running in.
"SORCERESS!" five voices yelled.
"WHAY DID YOU WAKE ME UP AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?" (Bakura)
"IT'S SEVEN ALREADY!" (Shayla)
"YOU DON'T NEED TO WAKE US UP WITH THAT BIG OF AN EXPLOSION!" (Marik)
"TOMB KEEPER, YOU WOULDN'T WAKE UP IF THE NOISE WAS ANY SOFTER!" (Shayla)
"NOT ALL OF US NEED A NOISE THAT LOUD TO WAKE UP, THOUGH!"(Kaiba)
"SHUT UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS, HIGH PRIEST!"(Bakura)
"GET YOUR ROYAL BEHIND OUT OF BED, PHARAOH!"(Shayla)
"WATCH IT, SORCERESS!"(Yami)
"JOEY, GET UP!" Another explosion was heard. "DON'T MAKE ME SET MY RED EYES ON YOU!"(Shayla)
"'KAY, I'M UP! D'YOU HAFTA YELL IN MY EAR?" (Joey)
"TOMB ROBBER, WHERE'S MY ROD!" (Marik)
"I DIDN'T TOUCH IT, TOMB KEEPER!" (Bakura)
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!" (Kaiba)
"IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, HIGH PRIEST!" (Joey)
"OH, YES IT ITS, MUTT!" (Kaiba)
"TOMB ROBBER, DROP MY PUZZLE!" (Yami)
"MUAHAHAHA! MAKE ME!" (Bakura)
"GIVE IT BACK OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY RED EYES!" (Shayla)
"OH, I'M SOOO SCARED!" (Bakura)
"YOU SHOULD BE!"(Shayla)
"IT'S A RA-DAMNED BABY! WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?"(Bakura)
"YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF! SHADOWFIRE, INFERNO FLAME BLAST!"(Shayla) And yet another enormous explosion was heard.
"MY HAIR!" (Marik and Bakura)
"WHERE'S MY DUELDISK? GIVE IT BACK, PHARAOH!" (Marik)
"THIS IS MINE! YOURS IS OVER THERE!"(Yami)
"NO, DAT'S MINE!" (Joey)
"WHERE'S MINE?"(Marik)
"TOMB ROBBER!" (all three)
"FINE, FINE!" (Bakura) Bakura threw Malik's duel disk at him. Malik's cards went flying and the duel disk hit Kaiba.
"TOMB ROBBER!"
"URUSAI, KISAMA BAKAS! GET YOU ASS DOWN THERE BEFORE I GET MAD!" (Shayla)
All five boys came tumbling out of their dorm with Shayla hot on their heels. "OUT, OUT, OUT!"
The boys landed in front of Professor McGonagall. When Shayla spotted professor McGonagall, she swore softly. Then, in a much louder voice, she yelled, "SHADOWFIRE, STAY UP THERE!"
A series of whistles, shrieks, trills, and roaring was heard.
Shayla obviously spoke draconic, and could understand. "JUST STAY UP THERE!"
Another series of noses. Shayla anime sweatdropped majorly. "Uh… she's mad. I think she's gonna—"
Another huge explosion was heard and a half-burned book came flying out of the boy's dorms and hit Kaiba.
"—flame," Shayla finished rather lamely.
Kaiba took the book off his head and threw it at Shayla. She got hit in the face. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"Miss Gydion! What was that!" Professor McGonagall asked.
"Err…uh… that was my…uh…phoenix! Yeah, you know that bird with big wings and long tails?" Shayla flapped her arms as if showing Professor McGonagall what it was. "Shayla, I'm sure the Professor knows what a phoenix is," Malik said. (The Hikaris took over again)
Shayla flushed.
Later at breakfast, Joey was trying to eat as much as he could, Yugi and Ryou were piling up on the sweets, Shinko had slept all night in the Great Hall, and she was still asleep, though how, I have no idea. Kaiba Malik and Shayla were yelling at each other about dueling strategies.
Suddenly, Malfoy and his gang and Pansy Parkinson came over to the Gryffindor table. The entire Great hall got quiet. Even Snape and Professor McGonagall, who were in a glaring contest, stopped to watch. The only ones who were talking were Malik and Shayla. Malik had launched himself at Shayla and had pinned her to the ground. Shayla blasted him off.
"What are you doing here, Malfoy?" Harry snapped.
"I came to see how a bunch of Mudbloods like them managed to get into Hogwarts."
Several teachers bristled and Kaiba scowled. "I wouldn't be talking, Malfoy," he snarled.
"I'll have you know my father—" Malfoy started.
"You father is a frickin' Death Eater," Harry interrupted.
Malfoy was about to reply, but Shayla piped up. "What's a Mudblood?"
"It means dirty blood," Hermione supplied. "It's the worst thing you can call a witch or Wizard that has Muggle parents."
Shayla's eyes narrowed as she let this sink in. When the Yamis found out what it meant, they took over the Hikari's bodies. "MALFOY!" Four voices bellowed. Shadow Magic collected on Yami's Bakura's and Marik's fingertips. But Shayla had snapped.
"FIRST YOU CALL ME A SLUT ON THE TRAIN AND NOW YOU INSULT ME AND MY FRIENDS! YOU'VE PUSHED IT TOO FAR, MORTAL! NOW FACE THE CONCEQUENCE WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE SORCERESS!" She blasted him into the Shadow Realm, body and soul. "AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, NEVER SAY THAT THE PHARAOH HAS DIRTY BLOOD OR YOU'LL FACE CONCEQUENCES EVEN WORSE THAN THIS!"
Then she sat down and started eating. "Zakennayo bastard," she muttered.
The Yamis were trying to hold back laughter. Joey was laughing, and Kaiba actually smiled. Shinko had finally woken up and was fusing with her hair. Suddenly, Snape came over. "MORTAL, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, THEN PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TRIP TO THE SHADOW REALM!" Shayla roared.
Snape scowled. "Actually, Miss Gydion, I've come to give you your schedules."
Shayla glared.
"Why do I have a feeling that in a couple of days, there's going to be a soulless teacher waling around the halls?" Yami muttered to Marik.
Shayla snatched her schedule and handed the others out. Everyone had gone back to eating, and Snape went back to the staff table to continue his glaring contest with Professor McGonagall.
They had all their classes together, except that Malik Ryou Yami and Shayla had Ancient Ruins and Seto Shinko and Joey had Muggle studies. "First class…double History of Magic with Slytherin." Shayla groaned, and fell out her seat. "Then it's double potions with Slytherin," she continued, still on the floor. "Then it's divination—"
Bakura then pounced on the table yelling, "Blood! Yes, blood!"
(Anime sweatdrop)
When the Gryffindors and Slytherins got to the HoM room, they were in for QUITE a surprise. The entire room was now decorated with ancient Egyptian stuff and pictures of Hieroglyphics and duel monsters.
Everyone, including the YGO gang, gaped.
"Mother of Ra..." Shayla breathed. "Yami, that's the…the…!" The Pharaoh's tablet was in there.
"Welcome, class, to the History of Magic," a familiar voice said behind them.
"ISIS!(Ishizu)" the YGO gang exclaimed
"Oh, Malik!" Isis exclaimed, glomping Malik.
"Sister, get off me…gak…can't…breath…" Malik gasped out.
Kaiba and Yami smirked and Bakura nearly threw up. Shinko was busy flirting with Harry, and Shayla was trying to keep Joey from eating a mushroom that just somehow appeared in the hall.
"Please come in and take a seat," Isis said, leading them inside. There were cushions and couches all over and it was quite comfortable.
"Now, we will start with a pop quiz that will not count against you, but try to do your best. I can tell if you're not," Isis said. Her Item flashed.
"Now. 1. What was the ancient magic that Egyptians used called?
2. What happened to it?
3. Who did this?
4. Who came up with this solution?
And 5. What were the artifacts were the magic went into called?
Finally, a bonus. What is a Ka and Ba and what was the Ka of the person in #4?"
Everyone in the room except the YGO gang, (Shinko is not considered in the YGO gang, but Shayla is) and Hermione were staring blank-faced at Isis.
When Isis collected the papers, she tsk tsked. "Your old teacher was pretty lousy if he didn't even cover this stuff. Five points to Miss Granger for answering all of them correctly and ten points to Miss Gydion, Misters Mutou, Bakura, Ishtar, Kaiba and Wheeler for getting even the bonus question."
Hermione's hand shot up. "Professor Ishtar, what was the answer to the bonus?"
Isis smiled. "Shayla, why don't you tell her?"
Shayla scowled but obeyed (for once). "The Ba is the undying…the energy of the person's soul. It nourishes the Ka, the spirit that is the reflection of the person's true nature, and may leave the body. The Sorceress's Ka was the Red Eyes Metal Dragon. It absorbed half of the strength of the Ka it destroyed, and The Sorceress sometimes absorbed half the Ba too. She often combined her Ka with Mana's Ka and that team was unbeatable."
Everyone was gaping.
"Shayla, summon the shadows quickly." Isis ordered. Shayla waved her hand and they entered the Shadow Realm.
Suddenly, Malfoy went flying into Bakura.
"STUPID MORTAL! GET BACK HERE! MY MAN-EATER BUG WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!" Then Bakura chased after a screaming Malfoy.
Isis rolled her eyes and Marik laughed. "I summon, the Winged Dragon of Ra!" Marik yelled.
"Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light to bring me victory in this fight. Appear in this game as I call your name. RA NO ROKU SHIN RYUU!" Shayla chanted before Marik even started chanting. "I guess Ra is now in my control. Too bad."
Marik growled. "I can still summon—"
Isis whacked him. "YOU DO NOT ATTACK THE PHARAOH OR THE SORCERESS, MALIK!"
Then Malfoy crashed into Shayla and Bakura ran into her as she stood up, chasing Malfoy. "DAMN MORTAL! COME BACK HERE! ROT IN THE SHADOW REALM! ATTACK, MAN-EATER BUG!" Then he laughed like a maniac.
It took Yami, Marik and Seto to get him calmed down.
"I'm beginning to feel bad for Ryou," Malik said, taking over. "He has to put up with an insane robber."
"I'm NOT INSANE!" Bakura roared. "MAN-EATER BUG, ATTACK!"
Isis whacked him. "SHUT UP!" (That's not like her.)
Finally, Shayla banished the Shadow Realm and the YGO gang found themselves standing in the middle of the HoM classroom along with Malfoy.
"Where've you BEEN?" Hermione asked, clearly pissed.
Shayla scowled at her. "That is of no business of yours."
Isis tried getting class in order again. "PLEASE CALM DOWN AND SIT!"
"We ain't dogs that follow the order sit!" Joey yelled.
"You are," Kaiba said.
"TOMB ROBBER! DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT! BLAST THE MORTAL!" Malik yelled.
"I WILL! MAN-EATER BUG, ATTACK!" Bakura pointed at Malfoy.
Suddenly, a small figure came running in. "Isis! I'm the TA! (Teacher assistant) You're not supposed to teach with out me!"
"MOKUBA?"
"Hi, big brother! Hi Sorceress, Pharaoh, insane tomb robber, almost as insane tomb keeper, dog and… I think that's all."
After Isis calmed everyone down, they spent the rest of the time learning about Shadow Magic and how Egyptians used them.
The next class was potions.
At potions, Marik and Bakura were blasting each other, but ended up blasting Shayla instead. Shayla turned on them, ready to kill, but just then, Snape walked in. "Oh! Professor Ape!" Shayla whispered. Then proceeded to having a mental conversation with Yami and blocked everything else from her senses.
"Humph. Sixth year and still no one promising-looking person." Snape sneered. "You, with the starfish head! What's the difference between monkshood and wolvesbane?"
Yami didn't answer. He was in a mental conversation with Shayla and he too had to block everything else from his senses.
Bakura decided to do something. He whacked Yami.
"TOMB ROBBER! YOU DO NOT HIT YOUR PHARAOH!"
"THE TEACHER WAS TALKING TO YOU, BAKA!"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! YOU WILL NEVER DO THAT—"
"Mr. Mutou! No fighting. 10 points from Gryffindor." Snape snarled.
Shayla glared. "Why you little—"
Joey and Kaiba grabbed her arms and held her down. "Control…yourself." Kaiba gasped out as he tried to restrain Shayla.
Snape smirked. "As much as you two may like Mrs. Gydion, I'd suggest you keep it private. Another ten points from Gryffindor. Now," he continued, ignoring the killing glares he got from the Gryffindors, "today we shall be making a potion much like the Polyjuice potion, only you can transform into anything you want, without a piece of the thing. But it only lasts for a minute, maximum." He tapped the board and the instructions appeared.
"Now, pair up and start."
Shayla was with Yami, Seto with Bakura, Ron with Hermione, Harry with Shinko, Joey with Pansy, and Malik with…Malfoy.
"I feel bad for Malik," Ron whispered.
"Don't," Shayla advised. "If you had any sense, start feeling bad for Malfoy."
Kaiba was trying to get Bakura's attention. "If we're working on this together, then do something!"
"But it's funnier just watching the Tomb Keeper. Oh look, Malfoy just pissed him off."
Indeed, Malfoy had pissed Malik, no, Marik off. BADLY. Now, with a little help from the Millenium Rod, Marik had made Malfoy tap dance on the table, sing the song, "I Love You, You Love me," and made him dunk his head in the boiling cauldron.
Hermione was busy trying to get the ingredients right as Ron talked about what he was going to turn into. Turning to see how Yami and Shayla were faring, she was surprised to see them almost DONE with their potion, while still in a heated argument about Duel Monsters.
When they all finished, they drank the potions at the same time. Kaiba turned into the Blue Eyes White Dragon, Joey to Flame Swordsman, Bakura to Dark Necrophere, Marik to the Winged Dragon of Ra, Yugi/Yami to Dark Magician (His hair was changed, OK?), and Shayla to the Red eyes Black Dragon. Just for the fun of it, they all blasted Malfoy.
"DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU!" Snape bellowed. He regretted it immediately. He did NOT like the looks on their faces.
The next class was divination.
Yami made Yugi take over, the smell was so bad, and Ryou and Shayla nearly choked. Seto pulled out an oxygen mask that he had conveniently found lying on the ground, and Malik and Joey fell down the ladder when they got a whiff of it. Bakura had one hell of a time dragging them back up.
Before class started, Yugi was hit three times by a flying teacup. Courtesy of Neville, Malik and Bakura, who had decided to take over.
"Dears, welcome back to the class of Divination," a dreamy voice said. "Today, we shall review the omens you see in these crystal orbs."
Shayla yawn and fell out of her chair, asleep.
Professor Trelawney woke her up. "My dear, let us see your crystal."
Shayla yawned but handed the crystal over to her. Trelawney looked for a minute, then dropped the crystal. Shayla made a dive and saved it. "It was pretty1 Don't smash it!" she scolded.
"My dear." Professor Trelawney gasped. "You have, the grim."
"The Grim Reaper?" Malik asked.
"No, the grim," Harry answered. "It's a sign of certain death."
"A GRIN is a sign of death?" Joey asked.
"No, the grim," Kaiba corrected.
Shayla fell out of her chair laughing. "You expect a Grim to scare me? I've faced monsters, got possessed by an enemy (coughMalkicough), almost got my soul taken away, every duel I fight is a matter of life or death, been through war, and even fought the King of Thieves. You think that's gonna scare me?"
"You—you're not scared?"
"The Grim was my pet dog." Shayla growled.
"You had the Grim as a pet dog?" Malik asked.
"No, I was joking." Then, turning back to the crystal, she squinted. "Now let's see here…PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY! LOOK AT THIS!"
Trelawney ran over. "What?" she asked excitedly.
"An over weighted pig with magnifying lenses for glasses! Oops, My mistake, just your reflection."
The class howled with laughter, and lucky for Shayla, the class ended then.
Ron and Harry stumbled outside, laughing uncontrollably. "This is going to be a very interesting year with them around." Ron said.
Suddenly, they heard yelling.
"DAMN YOU, TOMB ROBBER! GIMME THE RING NOW!"
The YGO gang came stumbling down the staircase of the North Tower. Bakura was in the lead and the rest of the gang was close behind. Bakura crashed into Harry. "Watch it!" Both of them yelled.
Then, "DARK MAGICIAN! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"
Yami's Dark Magician blasted Bakura into a wall. The rest of the gang arrived, panting. "I'll take these," Yami said, retrieving the Puzzle and the Rod and returned the Rod to Malik.
"Where's my ring!" Shayla asked franticly.
"I think it's in his shoe." Malik piped up.
Everyone backed away. "Please get it!" Shayla begged. "Pretty please with a pepperoni pizza on top?" Joey twitched.
"How about I add 15 hamburgers and a year's supply of Curry Rice? (Joey's favorite food. I looked it up.)"
"Awright!" Joey grabbed Bakura's shoe and yanked it off. Everyone fainted from the smell.
"Next time, another oxygen mask needs to conveniently appear," Kaiba groaned. A pop was heard and an oxygen mask appeared. "A bit late?" Kaiba snapped at it, not really realizing that he was talking to an object.
Shayla got the ring and blasted Bakura with a blast of soapy water with lemon juice in it. "That stings!" Bakura cried.
"Well get used to it!" Shayla yelled, still spraying him. "I should personally chop off your hand if you do that again!"
"BOTH OF YA, SHADDAP!" Joey yelled. "WE HAVE ANOTHER DIVANATION CLASS!"
Shayla dropped the hose that she was blasting Bakura with and stared at Joey, ignoring the fact that she was now getting soaked. "What?"
"We have another Divination class."
Shayla and Malik anime fell.
"You're kidding me." Malik gasped.
"No, I am not."
"You'll like this class," Pravati said to Shayla as they entered the class room. "The teacher's really hot."
"Not as hot as my man," Shayla said, hugging Yami, who blushed.
"Welcome class."
The entire YGO gang anime fell.
Shayla and Yami recovered and gaped. Seto stared, mouth hanging open to the floor, Joey was still out, and Malik and Bakura started yelling.
"I refuse to be taught by the Masked Beast!" Bakura yelled.
"I control the Masked Beast, not the other way around!" Malik said.
"I am your divination teacher, not a masked beast." Firenze said, annoyed.
When everyone clamed down, they settled down to star gazing. Shayla propped her hands behind her head.
This is boring, -she thought and yawned. –I know!-
Concentrating her power on one star in particular, she SHOVED magic into the star. It blew up. Several girls screamed and even Firenze looked startled. "An exploding star! It means disaster will soon be upon us!"
Shayla laughed. "Oh yes, after detention with Snape, disaster will be upon us. I blew up that star, dimwit."
The rest of the class went by without any more mishaps. The YGO gang had all fallen asleep by the end of the lesson anyways.
So that's how morning classes went, anyways. At lunch, Harry announced that since they'd lost nearly the entire Quidditch team, they were holding tryouts that Friday. He was now Captain of the team and the seeker spot was open.
"I want to try out!" Bakura yelled.
"Me too!" Malik exclaimed. "Wait. We don't know how to ride broomsticks yet!"
DMG: Told you this chappy would be long. 13 pages, single spaced, on Microsoft word! Please, please, please review! The button is calling…calling… LOL!