DMG: Sorry it took me a while. It's really long though! AND PLEASE READ THE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS AT THE END OF THE STORY! THANK YOU ALL! And I just want to say a BIG thanks to everyone who read this and reviewed. I am now up to 50 reviews! And I don't have too big of expectations for myself when it comes to internet things . But thank you all so much, reviewers! Now, let's start wwith the story!(Which was 16 pages on Microsoft word, single spaced and in font 10.5)
Chapter six
All was quiet. Everyone was asleep in Hogwarts. At least, that's what everyone thought.
"Arghhhhhhhhh! MY HAIR!"
Everyone in Gryffindor woke up at the noise.
"HOW COME THIS COLOR WON'T COME OUT? THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!" Kaiba's voice cut through the air.
"YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT? YOU WOKE US UP AT THIS RA-DAMNED HOUR TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR HAIR!" (Bakura)
"HIGH PRIEST, SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH! AND STOP IT WITH THE HAIR ALREADY! YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP!" (Marik)
"DAMN TOMB ROBBER AND TOMB KEEPER! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN HAIR!" (Kaiba)
"SHUT UP AND I'LL FIX IT!" (Shayla)
A few minutes later, Kaiba walked out of the bathroom holding Bakura and Malik by the neck as Shayla and Yami and Joey stood outside in annoyance.
After a while, everyone fell asleep again.
The next morning, Harry Ron and Hermione woke up quite early and decided to go down to the common room. But someone had beat them to it.
"Attack her Red Eyes Black Dragon!" Yami's voice called out.
A scream was heard. "SHADOWFIRE! NOOOOO!"
Harry Ron and Hermione rushed down in time to see Shayla crash into the wall as a blast hit her. She then staggered up and yelled, "I draw, place a facedown card and then attack with my Dark Magician Girl! Dark Burning!"
Harry looked at Hermione. "Dark Magician Girl? Dark Burning?"
"Deactivate!" Yami and Shayla called together as soon as they heard.
That's exactly when Harry and the other two walked in. Shayla and Yami hastily pulled the sleeve of their left arm on their robe down. (The sleeve was big enough not to show the duel disk.) "Hi Harry, Hermione, Ron." Shayla politely greeted.
"What was that on your left arms?" Harry asked. "Can we see?"
"NO!" Yami and Shayla chorused.
Hermione and Ron exchanged looks. "The Dark Mark?" they asked silently.
"We'll show you later. Not right now." Shayla said and then dragged Yami upstairs. "We have a couple of companions to wake up." She and Yami hastily left.
"Yep, definitely working for You-Know-Who." Ron said as the two disappeared.
"TOMB ROBBER! WAKE UP! I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAYED AT THE TOP WITH THAT LAZY ASS OF YOURS!" Shayla screamed.
"SORCERESS! LET ME SLEEP!" Bakura bellowed at her as he pulled the covers over his head.
"NO!" (A thud was heard)
"OW! THAT WAS MY EAR YOU KICKED!"(Bakura)
"NO! MOMMY! I WANT TO SLEEP! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES!"(Malik whined.)
"TOMB KEEPER, DON'T MAKE ME GO AND GET ISIS!" (Yami)
"PHARAOH! OFF! NOW!"(Kaiba)
"DAMN HIGH PRIEST! UP, UP, UP!"(Yami)
"I WON'T OBEY YOU, PHARAOH!" (Kaiba)
"OH YES YOU WILL, OR I'LL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO ANUBIS!" (Yami)
"JOEY! GET UP! ER… TRISTAN AND DUKE JUST MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!"(Shayla)
"WHAT?" (Joey)
"Good. I see you are awake." Shayla said, satisfied. "Now hurry up."
"DAMN TOMB KEEPER! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED BEFORE I MAKE YOU!"(Yami)
"JUST TRY, PHARAOH!"(Malik)
"FINE THEN! AT THE COUNT OF THREE! ONE, TWO, THREE!"(Shayla and Yami) Another loud THUD was heard in the room.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Bakura)
"SORCERESS! WHY IN THE NAME OF THE THREE GODS OF EGYPT DID YOU DO THAT!"(Malik)
"YOU WOULDN'T WAKE UP!" (Shayla)
"THAT IS NO REASON TO THROW THE TOMB ROBBER ON TOP OF ME! AND SAME TO YOU, PHARAOH!"(Malik)
"HIGH PRIEST! GET UP!" (Pause) "OH MY RA, HIGH PRIEST! IS THAT THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON OUT THERE? AND IS THAT PEGASUS RIDING ON IT?" (Shayla)
Kaiba shot out of bed. "HOW DARE THAT…THAT…THAT…MONSTER RIDE MY DRAGON?"
"I was kidding, Kaiba. Now that you're awake, GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE!" (Shayla)
Downstairs, Harry Ron and Hermione were talking about the strange behavior of Yami and Shayla. "I now seriously believe that they are working for Voldemort." Hermione said.
"Yep, me too. I mean, why else wouldn't show us their arms?" Ron asked.
"But Shayla DID say she'd show us later." Hermione reminded them.
Before Harry could reply, something came flying down the stairs. It was some card. Harry picked it up. There was a picture of a dragon on the card. The top had the words Red Eyes Black Dragon in gold. Hermione and Ron crowded around Harry. "Hey! It's Shayla's dragon!" Ron exclaimed.
"DAMN TOMB ROBBER! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH MY RED EYES BLACK DRAGON?" (Shayla)
"HAHA! THAT SHOULD TEACH YOU!"(Bakura)
"WOULD A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS AS A CUCUMBER IN THE SHADOW REALM PLEASE YOU?"(Shayla)
"What's a cucumber?" Bakura asked.
Shayla anime fell.
The YGO gang all went down into the common room, where they didn't even acknowledge the Hogwarts trio, and out the portrait hole while arguing. At least, all but Shayla. "Damn Tomb Robber. Had to just THROW my Red Eyes out of the room, didn't he?" She let out a string of curses, in every language she knew (which was quite a lot), that would've made Bakura's head spin. "When I get my hands on him, he shall spend some 'quality time' with me in the Shadow Realm."
"Do you like him?" Ron asked, misunderstanding the way Shayla used 'quality time'.
Shayla gaped. "Li—L—Like him?" Then she burst out laughing. "Would this answer your question? We were in a war against each other." Then she proceeded to looking for her card. But then she turned and smiled at Ron. "Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that. Especially at times like these." Once again, she proceeded to looking for the Red Eyes, this time muttering something about a guy named Pegasus.
Harry pulled out her card. "Is this it?"
Shayla looked up and her face brightened. "Yeah! Can I have it now?"
Harry shook his head. "Not until you explain everything to us."
At first, Shayla held a look of respect for him, but that was quickly replaced by annoyance. "Nobody talks to ME that way." Power gathered around her hands as she placed them together, then moved her hands apart as a ball of Shadow Magic gathered. "Give me back that card. That card is my SOUL."
That startled Harry and Hermione, though Ron didn't quite get it. When he did, his eyes widened to dinner-plate size. "Your SOUL?"
"Yes," Shayla snarled. Then she held the ball of magic in front of her. "Give me the card. Or else." Harry had no choice but to give the card back.
Shayla snatched the card away and let the Shadow Magic fade away.
She was in a very bad mood during breakfast. But her bad mood quickly disappeared when she found out her first class was Care of Magical Creatures.
"Hey! This is going to be SO cool," Shayla said as she bounced down the hall towards Hagrid's hut. "I can't wait to see some creatures these wizards take care of."
Yami shook his head at her eagerness. But his attention was quickly turned to Bakura, who was eating a raw, actually several raw, chicken wings and spraying blood on the chicken wings to make them… 'tastier' as Bakura put it. The blood was getting all over Yami's robes and he was NOT pleased.
Kaiba Joey and Malik were arguing about only Ra knows what, but from the looks of it, Kaiba was winning.
The gang got to Hagrid's hut, only to find that they had class with the Slytherins. Not exactly Kaiba and Bakura's favorite cup of tea. (Bakura: I don't like tea. Period. ME: Shut up)
Malfoy was back to his old self and made a sarcastic remark when the gang entered. "Look. It's starfish head and the rest of them weirdoes."
Needless to say, Yami got ticked.
"How much gel do you put in there to make it stick up like that? Or is it a spell?" Malfoy continued, unaware of the danger he was putting himself into.
"It's natural." Yami replied through clenched teeth.
"Uh-oh. The Pharaoh's mad," Bakura commented. "This should be interesting."
"Can it, 'Kura." Shayla snarled as she glared at Malfoy, giving him a look that could've killed him ten times.
Bakura looked at Shayla in amusement. Malfoy made another snide comment about Yami, and Shayla lost control. "FUCKING MORTAL! DO YOU FUCKING WISH TO FUCKING SPEND THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM? IF YOUR FUCKING ANSWER IS NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP OF YOU'LL FUCKING GET YOUR FUCKING ASS FUCKING KICKED!"
"Did she get her daily dose of the word 'fuck'?" Joey muttered.
Shayla turned to him. "Not even close."
Seto rolled is eyes as he tried to keep the tomb Keeper from poking him with the Millenium Rod. "TOMB KEEPER! STOP THAT OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!"
"But you have no Shadow Magic, so you can't summon it." Marik pointed out.
"Oh, but I'm sure Shayla will help me in this situation. Shayla? Could you summon my Blue Eyes for me?" Seto asked.
"FUCK YOU, MALFOY! YOU BETTER FUCKING SHUT THAT FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE OR FUCKING FACE THE WRATH OF MY RED EYES BLACK METAL DRAGON!"
Seto sweatdropped. Malik sniggered.
At Hagrid's, Shayla went directly to Hagrid and bombarded him with questions. All the questions were about raising a dragon.
Finally, Hagrid asked, "Do you have a dragon or something?"
"Yeah," Shayla said. "A Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon and a Red Eyes Black Dragon. The Metal Dragon is my Ka, but I'm trying to take care of the Red Eyes."
Hagrid got excited. "May I see?" he asked huskily.
"Sure." Shayla let out a shrill whistle that made everyone cover their ears.
A small form came pelting at them.
WHAM!
Shayla was knocked backwards several feet as the Red Eyes collided with her. She managed to grab a hold of Shadowfire, but fell down painfully on her rear.
"HAHA!" Bakura laughed, earning him a glare.
Hagrid totally flipped. "A Red Eyes Black Dragon? That's the rarest breed in the world! Only two people are rumored to have SEEN these dragons in the history of mankind!"
Seto stood up importantly. "What about my Blue Eyes White Dragon?"
Hagrid looked at him funny. "Never heard of it."
"WHAT!"
Yami and Joey quickly proceeded to calming Seto down before he blew a vein, which looked 100 possible right about then.
Shayla took Shadowfire away from Hagrid and said, "That's enough for now. You can come some other time, Shadow." With that said, she turned away from a heart-broken looking Hagrid and launched Shadow into the air.
Seto had finally calmed down and Hagrid reluctantly turned to the class. "Well, today we'll be lookin' a' somthin' real nice. Two somethings, actually. Firs' up…"
Hagrid lifted up the lid to a box and… Shining Friendship came out.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone stared as the YGO gang tried desperately to run for cover. Bakura started running towards the Forbidden Forest.
"FUCKING FRIENDSHIP FAG'S FAVORITE MONSTER IS COMING TO ATTACK US!" Marik yelled.
"CAN'T KEEP THE DAMN BITCH AWAY, CAN WE?" Bakura screamed.
"ONE MORE WORD OF FRIENDSHIP AND I'LL DIE! SHAYLA! SEND THE DAMN FAG TO THE SHADOW REALM!" Seto cried.
"YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED? SHE COMES BACK! SHE'S AS GOOD GETTING OUT OF THE SHADOW REALM AS BAKURA!" Shayla screamed as she ducked the Shining Friendship that was trying to cuddle her.
"DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THE BITCH!" Bakura roared, running into the Forest.
"CURSED SHINING FRIENDSHIP! DAT'S MY DECK!' Joey yelled.
"SCREW YOUR DECK!" Yami bellowed. "HELP ME SAVE MINE!"
"SUMMON, RED EYES BLACK METAL DRAGON!" Shayla yelled. "INFERNO AT SHINING FRIENDSHIP NOW!"
There was an enormous explosion as the Red Eyes blasted Shining Friendship, destroying it.
The YGO gang went up to the Red Eyes and hugged it. "THANK YOU!"
Hagrid looked a bit uncomfortable. "Ahem. That was my lesson you destroyed."
The gang looked ready to blow. "ARE YOU DEFENDIONG THE FRIENDSHIP FAG'S FAVORITE MONSTER?" Shayla screamed. "IF YOU ARE, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS AS A CHICKEN IN THE SHADOW REALM!"
"I like chicken," Joey commented. That's when Seto noticed something. "Hey, where's the Tomb Robber?"
"Forbidden Forest," Malik said.
"GO GET HIM!" Yami yelled.
Malik winced. "But…it's…dark. And I won't be able to find him and it's…DARK." Then he looked at the Pharaoh. "How about your girlfriend?"
Before Yami could protest, Malik had picked up Shayla and tossed her, literally, into the Forbidden Forest. "WHAT THE HELL?" Shayla shrieked.
The Red Eyes roared madly. She flamed at the forest, burning down a couple trees and revealing a disgruntled Bakura standing there, with burned hair. "SORCERESS!"
"That wasn't her," Seto supplied. "It was Malik."
"TOMB KEEPER!"
"Both of you, SHUT UP!" Yami bellowed in a voice that quieted everyone. "Now, Tomb Keeper. I want you to get your ass into the Forbidden Forest right now and look for Shayla. If you refuse, prepare yourself for a trip to the Shadow Realm, which I shall personally send you to."
Marik gulped and turned into Malik. "HEY, YAMI! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"MALIK! GET YOUR BUM IN DER AN' LOOK FOR SHAYLA!" Joey yelled.
Before Malik went in though, Shayla walked out with five unicorns following her. "These are the most interesting horses. They keep on following me, AND they talk. OUT LOUD." Shayla said to Yami as Hagrid and the others gaped.
Hermione turned to Harry. "Well, it looks like they might NOT be working for Voldemort. Unicorns are attracted to virgins with innocent souls and those who are light and pure."
Shayla, who overheard, made a funny noise. "That part about being a virgin may not be completely true." She muttered sheepishly. Yami turned red.
Hermione raised an eyebrow. "Well, Shayla, my we see your arm now?"
Shayla frowned. "Why are you three so intent on seeing my arm?" The unicorns were now nuzzling her.
Yami came over. "What's going on?"
"They want to see my arm."
Raising an eyebrow, Yami asked, "Is there a reason?" Shayla was now occupied with keeping Joey and Kaiba from getting into a fight while still desperately trying to get away from the unicorns, which was, needless to say, a VERY distracting thing to be doing. "RA DAMMIT, KAIBA! ONE MORE ARGUMENT AND I'LL ANNOUNCE TO THE PUBLIC THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD THROWING A TANTRUM!"
Hermione waved Harry and Ron over as Yami sweatdropped. "He's going to show us now."
Yami, his tanned face turning a bit red, pulled up his sleeve. A Ka disk was attached, but no Dark Mark. Shayla came over, dragging Malik away from Bakura. "Atemu? What are you doing?"
Yami rolled his eyes. "Shayla, show them your left arm."
Shayla looked at him with a blank face. "What?"
"Show them your left arm."
Still a little confused, Shayla pulled up her sleeve and a Ka disk was also revealed. Her tanned arm was free of all marks too. "Mind explaining to us why you want to see our arms now?"
Hermione blushed. "Well, at first, we thought you guys were working for You-Know-Who."
"No, I don't know who." Shayla said.
"You-Know-Who is what the evil dark wizard, Voldemort is called." Harry supplied, as Ron winced.
Shayla's expression was confused. "Voldydork? What kind of name is that?"
Ron Harry and Hermione burst out laughing. "V—V—Voldydork?"
"Wait. Is he called the Dark Lord by any chance?" Yami asked.
Their expressions turning grave, the Hogwarts trio looked at him. "Yes… there are people who call him that."
"He the bastard working with Pegasus!" Malik said, popping out of nowhere.
"MALIK! DON'T DO THAT!" Shayla yelled. The five unicorns were immediately by her side and pointed their horns at Malik.
Finally, annoyed, Marik sent the Unicorns to the Shadow Realm. "That was fun!"
The YGO gang sweatdropped.
Hagrid cleared his throat loudly. "Ahem. Please come close. We have another creature to look at." He lifted the lid of the other box, and Silver Fang crawled out.
"A werewolf!" Pravati screamed.
But Shayla only squealed in delight. "SILVER FANG!" The werewolf bounded up to her and pinned her down.
Hagrid panicked, as did everyone else save the YGO gang. "Hold it! DON' PANICK! SHAYLA! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?"
Harry groaned. "He's going to get sacked for sure. This is the second big incident that happened. "What if Shayla gets bitten?"
But to everyone's surprise, Shayla was laughing and Silver Fang was licking her face. Yami smiled fondly. "Silver Fang?" Then his face clouded. "How did he get out of the Shadow Realm?" He knelt down. "Silver Fang, how did you come out of the Shadow Realm?"
The werewolf hung his head in shame.
Shayla got up and patted it on the head. "It's alright. How did you get out?"
Silver Fang whimpered.
"A portal has opened in the Shadow Realm?" Shayla cried in alarm.
Bakura was zoning out muttering something about zucchinis while Malik was poking Seto with the Rod. "Poke, poke. HAHA! Poke!" Joey was trying to run from a Blast-Ended Skrewt that just appeared out of nowhere in particular.
"TOMB ROBBER! TOMB KEEPER! PAY ATTENTION!" Yami bellowed. "BY ROYAL DECREE, LISTEN YOU IDIOTS!"
"Yami, you don't need to bother using a royal decree on those two bakas." Shayla muttered. "THE SHADOW REALM HAS BEEN OPENED!" she then bellowed.
That got their attention and shut everyone up.
"What?" Malik asked, the Millenium Rod slipping from his hands and falling on Kaiba's foot, making him yelp. Then Malik picked up the Rod. "Oh look! I found something sharp to stab people with! Yay! This must be my lucky day." He then proceeded to chasing Shayla with the Rod.
Bakura was staring. "The Shadow Realm has been opened?"
Joey suddenly ran behind Yami just as the Blast-Ended Skrewt shot a blast at him. It hit Yami instead. "Damn thing! TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU! MIND CRUSH!" The Skrewt turned to dust. "Oops," Yami muttered. "I overdid that a bit."
"OW! Tomb Keeper! Stop That! OW! That HURTS!" Shayla said as the Millenium Rod cut her arm again. "STOP!" She raised her sword to block the blow.
Marik took over. "If it's a duel you want, you've got it!" He lunged at her.
Shayla dodged the incoming dagger and arced her sword in an elegant curve, striking at Marik. Marik had almost no time to react he jumped up just as he felt the swing of the sword under him. "C'mon, Sorceress! You can do better than that!"
Shayla smirked. "You're right." She held up her hand. Then she started chanting in Ancient Egyptian. Suddenly, a cage appeared and boxed Marik in. "I can do better."
The Hogwarts people were gaping.
Hagrid, who was a bit shaken by the swordfight, shakily announced, "Class is over."
Shayla was about to leave Malik there in the cage, but Bakura talked her out of it. (Somehow --)
The rest of the Morning was spent studying and doing homework. Hermione, Ron and Harry became fast friends with the YGO gang when they went to explain about why they had acted the way they had. To Hermione's surprise, Seto, who had even more classes than she did, had already finished his homework and was now working on updating the Duel Disk again, on his computer. Shayla and Yami had their heads together, working on homework, seemingly, and only Ra knows what else. Joey was asleep, drooling on his paper. Ron and Harry were trying to convince Hermione to let them copy her homework, and Malik and Ryou were busy talking about Quidditch Tryouts.
"Shayla! Let me copy your homework for Snape?" Harry asked.
Shayla looked up from her conversation with Yami. "Yeah, sure." She held out a scroll for him. "I'm done with the rest of my homework, including divination. If you want to copy, feel free."
Ron gaped at her as Harry and Hermione gaped at the parchment. Snape had requested a foot-long parchment about the making of the Polyjuice Potion ingredients. Shayla had written, in size .001 font, almost FOUR feet of parchment, and still her handwriting was neater than Hermione's. Harry grabbed her Divination homework and Ron gaped as he saw it written just as neatly as her potions homework and in a font just as small.
Hermione was shocked when she saw Seto's. His homework was even better than Shayla's, except for Shayla's Ancient Ruins essay on Egypt. The parchment went all the way to the floor, even when Kaiba held it above his head, and still trailed off, and it was written in Hieroglyphics.
After break, the YGO gang and the Hogwarts trio went to Herbology.
"Welcome!" Professor Sprouts said. "We shall review the properties of the mandrake today. Everyone, put on your earmuffs!"
Everyone clasped them on.
"And, PULL!"
Bakura pulled. "OH MY RA! THIS THING IS MORE HIDEOUS THAN MALIK! AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!"
Shayla made a face as her mandrake tried to bite her.
"DAMN THING!" Seto yelled. "AWAY FROM MY PORTABLE COMPUTER!"
"HAHAHA! I NOW HAVE ANOTHER THING TO HELP ME RULE THE WORLD!" Malik yelled, then promptly fainted.
"WATCH THE LEATHER!" Yami bellowed.
"ARGHHHHH! MY HAIR! GET OUT OF MY HAIR!" Bakura roared as the mandrake escaped from his grasp and bit down on his hair.
"OW! DAMN MANDRAKE! GET OFF MY ARM! OUCH! THAT HURTS!" Shayla yelled.
The YGO gang was now making enough noise to drown out the cries of the mandrakes.
"MY DECK!" Joey shouted at his mandrake.
"JOEY! THE REASON THE MANDRAKE WAS TRYING TO EAT YOUR DECK MAY HAVE BEEN BECAUSE YOU HAD A CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUT HIDDEN INBETWEEN YOUR CARDS!" Shayla hollered. "OW! DAMN THINGAMAJIGS! LET GO OF MY ARM! OW! HEY LOOK! BLOOD FROM MY ARM…PRETTY RED COLOR…"
"BUT I LIKE CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS! I'M NOT GIVING THIS ONE TO THE THINGY!" Joey howled, ignoring Shayla's last comment, which got Malik over, desperately trying to lick off the blood.
"GET OUT OF MY HAIR!" Bakura roared. Finally, Sprouts dismissed the class, assigning a 10-inch long essay on uses of Mandrakes.
"Now it's the class we've all been waiting for!" Ron cheered.
"What?" Shayla asked, blank faced.
"Defense Against the Dark Arts!" Harry said excitedly.
"The one taught by Mahaado and Mana?" Yami asked.
"PROFESSORS Mahaado and Mana," Hermione corrected.
Upon walking in, everyone froze. The room was decorated like the palace of Ancient Egypt. Shayla and Yami's eyes widened to impossible size. "Th—Th—The—The Royal Palace!" Shayla squeaked. "The two thrones! The—The—The tablet of the Pharaoh!"
Mahaado came over to the two of them and bowed respectfully. "My Pharaoh, My Queen."
Shayla and Yami turned bright red, despite their tan. "We never got married!" Shayla said, embarrassed.
Suddenly, a figure came flying out and hugged Shayla. "SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Shayla fell over from the impact. "Hey Mana." She managed to choke out.
Bakura came over. "How are you still alive? I killed you!" he said to Mahaado, who tensed.
"NO FIGHTING, YOU TWO!" Joey said, though it was rather hard to tell of he was talking to Mahaado and Bakura or Kaiba and Malik.
Everyone went in and waited fervently for Mahaado to start class.
"Ha! Look at his dress!" Malfoy whispered.
Mana overheard and she let go of Shayla, who was gasping for breath, long enough to glare at Malfoy and say, "Thirty points from Slytherin. NO one can talk that way about my Master." Then she went back to choking Shayla.
Mahaado sweatdropped as Shayla frenziedly tried to escape. "Mana, let Her Majesty go now. She needs to study."
Blushing, Mana let go of Shayla and grinned. "Alright! Let's start!"
The Gryffindors liked Mahaado and Mana already. Even a couple Slytherins smiled at Mana's zeal. Her enthusiasm was contagious too. Soon, Hermione Ron and Harry were seated at the front desk, next to the YGO gang, save Shayla and Yami. Those two were dragged to the front to sit in the thrones.
"MAHAADO! THIS IS A CLASS! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH US! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!" Shayla cried desperately.
"MANA! YOU'RE (cough) CHOKING (cough) ME!" Yami yelled.
Finally, Shayla and Yami escaped to front seats. Shayla had to endure the taunting of a Tomb Robber and Tomb Keeper as Yami had to endure endless questions thrown at him by Hermione.
Mahaado finally got all serious. "Welcome, class to the class of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Today, we will be learning defense spells. But before we get to that, can anyone tell me about Ancient Egypt's magic?"
The YGO gang's hands all went up.
Harry stared at Hermione, who was beet red in the face. This was the first time she was unable to answer a teacher's question.
"Mr. Kaiba?" Mahaado asked.
"The Ancient Egyptians wielded a power called Shadow Magic. With it, the Pharaoh and his Priests could display great power and kept justice throughout Egypt." Seto answered.
Mahaado nodded. "Excellent. 20 points to Gryffindor."
Hermione was looking at Kaiba with a look of admiration on her face.
"Mana? Explains some more please." Mahaado requested.
"Well, Ancient Egypt was once Shrouded in Shadows—" Mana started.
Suddenly, Omi from Xiaoling Showdown appeared. (Don't own this show, but my brother watches it a lot). "Shrouded in shadows? I have a Shen Gong Wu called Shroud of Shadows!" He pulled out a gray cloth. "Shroud of Shadows!" He disappeared.
"Whoa! An invisibility cloak!" Someone yelled.
Omi pulled the Shroud of Shadows off. "I am the fiercest of all Xiaoling Dragons! Tornado Strike, WATER!" He spun as a funnel of water appeared.
Mana pulled out her staff. "Dark Burning ATTACK!" Her attack collided with the Tornado Strike.
"Who's the little guy?" Bakura asked Mahaado.
"I don't know."
Finally, the tornado died down. Mana went over to Omi and patted him on the head. "There, there. Now go back to your own cartoon, okay?" Omi nodded. "PEACE IN!" and started to disappear.
"That's Peace OUT," Shayla corrected.
Everyone looked something like this—O.O
Mahaado was the first to recover. "Everyone, take out your wands! Today, you will be learning one spell. Mirror Force. It should repel any attack that is coming at you, then reflect it. The best part is, if you are against three people, and one of your opponents attacks, just by doing Mirror Force, you can send that ONE spell to ALL your opponents."
"Cool!" Ron said.
"There is no incantation for this." Mana continued. "You must focus your inner power and use your WILL."
The Hogwarts people blinked blankly.
"Mana, if you please?" Mahaado asked.
Mana raised her staff. "Dark Lightning Attack!" She sent an enormous blast at Mahaado.
Mahaado held out a hand. "Mirror Force!"
The Attack stopped and reflected back a Mana, who smiled. "Attack Guidance Barrier! Now I can direct the attack at ANY opponent I choose. Back to you, Master!"
Mahaado smiled proudly. "Negate Attack!" The Attack faded away. "That was well done, Mana. Your magic has really improved."
The Hogwarts people had their mouths open to the floor.
"Close your mouths," Mana said. "Dinner isn't until three hours. And don't expect us to feed you like birds. And I don't think worms are very appetizing."
Mahaado sweatdropped. "Now, pair up and practice with each other. Don't use spells too strong, because if your partner can't block it and you end up with worms from your mouth, that would be very bad indeed."
Ron gagged.
Hermione and Ron paired up, Yami and (gulp) Bakura paired up, Malik was with Joey, Kaiba ended up with (heh, heh --;) MALFOY. Shayla was with Harry.
"STUPEFY!" Bakura yelled, pointing his spell at Yami.
"MIRROR FORCE!" The attack repelled and headed towards Bakura.
Bakura dived out of the way and the spell hit a wall.
"Silencio!" Hermione said, pointing her wand at Ron.
"Mirror Force!" But the spell still hit Ron. "This is impossible! What do you mean focus our WILL?" he yelled when Hermione removed the spell.
Hermione wasn't listened. She was staring at Harry and Shayla.
"Expelliarmus!" Harry yelled and aimed the spell straight at Shayla.
Shayla didn't even use her wand. With one hand held out in front of her, she said, "MIRROR FORCE, TRAP CARD!"
A rainbow-like glass appeared in front of her. The spell was repelled back to Harry, knocking him backwards and sending his wand flying. "Oh! Sorry! Harry!" Shayla ran over and helped him up. "Are you alright?"
Harry nodded. "That was AWESOME! How'd you do it?"
Shayla shrugged. "I uh… I'm used to the spells?"
Eyes bulging, Hermione turned to Ron. "DO SOMETHING! I HAVE TO TRY THE SPELL!"
"Err… Expelliarmus!" Ron said.
"Mirror Force!" A flicker appeared in front of Hermione, but the spell hit, and the flicker shattered. "NO!" Hermione was blasted into Shayla, who had just called out, "Stupefy!" at Harry. Her spell went awry and ricocheted around the room. It hit Malfoy (I'm so cruel to him ), but for some strange reason didn't affect him. Instead, the spell then bounced of his over-large head and back to Malik, who was laughing his head off…until the spell hit him, at least. He fell to the floor, then, with another weak laugh, fainted.
All eyes turned to Shayla, who was turning red. "Sorry! I've never used a stick to perform magic before!"
"They're called wands," Bakura supplied.
"Same Difference!"
Mahaado decided to cut in before another war started between the Sorceress and the Tomb Robber. "Please! All back to your practicing! Leave the boy to me!"
Everyone went back to practicing and Mahaado started doing a spell to reawaken Malik. Joey, for the time being, 'joined forces with Kaiba against Malfoy', as Shayla put it. "Expelliarmus!" Both of them yelled as they pointed the wand at Malfoy.
"Err…Protego!" The spell reflected.
"NO INCANTATIONS!" Mahaado yelled. "DON'T USE AN INCANTATION!"
"This spell is all about you practicing to focus your WILL! YOU DON'T USE A DAMN SILLY LITTLE INCANTATION!" Mana snapped.
Shayla stared. "Mana! Did that come from you? Mahaado! Who has she been hanging out with?"
"A real cute guy named Valon," Mana said.
The gang all anime fell, even Malik, who had just stood up. "VALON?"
"Stupefy!" Malfoy yelled, pointing his wand at Kaiba.
"Negate attack," Kaiba said lazily, and the attack disappeared.
"MALFOY, YOU FUCKING JACKASS!" Shayla shrieked, "YOU DON'T FUCKING ATTACK FUCKING PEOPLE WHEN THEIR FUCKING BACK IS FUCKING TURNED! ONLY FUCKING COWARDS LIKE YOU FUCKING DO THAT!"
"There she goes with the fuck again," Joey muttered.
Finally, they calmed Shayla down and she settled with glaring at Malfoy for the reset of the class period. After DADA, they all went to Dinner. Marik and Bakura were busy fighting over a glass of blood that just 'appeared' on the table.
"IT'S MINE!" Marik bellowed.
"I SAW IT FIIRST, TOMB KEEPER!" Bakura yelled back.
"I GOT IT FIRST!" (Marik)
"DO YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU?" (Bakura)
"BRING IT ON!" (Marik)
"GIVE ME THE DAMN GLASS!" (Bakura)
"IT'S MINE!"(Marik)
"I'M THIRSTY! GIVE IT OVER OR ELSE!" (Bakura)
"NO!" (Marik)
"PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH IN THE SHADOW REALM!" (Bakura)
Suddenly, a hand snaked over and took the glass of blood.
"HEY!" Both of them yelled.
Shayla grinned at the shocked faces Ron Harry and Hermione wore. "If they can't decide, I'll decide for them." Her eyes glittering in amusement, she raised her glass to Ron, Harry, Hermione, Seto, who was trying not to laugh, Joey, who looked sick, and Yami, who smirked. "Cheers." Then she drank down the entire glass.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Marik and Bakura yelled.
Shayla merely wiped off the blood from her mouth and smiled. "That was delicious. If you'd just ASKED, I would've shared it with you."
"SORCERESS!" the two enraged psychopaths leaped at her.
Shayla just ducked at the two flew overhead. "Too slow!"
Then Harry piped up. "You guys ready for Quidditch tryouts? I decided to be a Chaser this year, so if anyone wants to be seeker, you've got it!"
Cries of "I WANNA!" came from Marik and Bakura.
Then, in a small voice, Shayla squeaked, "Can you show us how to ride broomsticks, Harry?"
Bakura and Marik shut up. "Oh, right," Bakura squeaked. (A/N: This is creating a funny mental picture )
Then Marik whimpered something nobody could hear.
"What?" Seto asked.
"We have to fly UPWARD, don't we? When we play this Quit Itch?" Marik asked.
"Of course!" Yami said. "And it's Quidditch! Not QUIT ITCH!"
"B—b—But…but I'm afraid of heights!" Marik finally admitted.
Everyone, YGO gang and Hogwarts trio, anime fell.
DMG: I am SO loosing my touch. This is not funny anymore! Peoples! It's not against the law to put ides in the reviews! And no review responses this time, and I'm removing all the other review responses too. just put up a stupid new rule about no review responses, and I'm not going to risk getting banned from my account. SO SORRY! But leave your e-mail if you want me to reply, or say, e-mail me back or something. Anyways, poor Marik! Just think of what Bakura will do with the piece of information about his fright of heights? Hey, that rhymed!
YDMG: And I'll say some of the other important stuff because I'm important.
DMG: W/E.
YDMG: T.T Anyways, Shinko became too big of a problem, so we're cutting her out of the story. And once again, if you find anything that is not allowed in a story, PLEASE don't report it and just review or e-mail me about it! That would be very apprieciative.
DMG: Before I leave, I want to tell all those who actually look forward to reading the updates this: I'm now in my first year of high school, and I'm going to the University to take Math classes, so I may not update as often as I would like. GOMEN!
YDMG: Is math that hard?
DMG: (sobs) You try taking Calculus classes! And at the age of THIRTEEN! Somebody who may be reading this and knows what Calculus is, HELP ME!