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Previously…
Then Harry piped up. "You guys ready for Quidditch tryouts? I decided to be a Chaser this year, so if anyone wants to be seeker, you've got it!"
Cries of "I WANNA!" came from Marik and Bakura.
Then, in a small voice, Shayla squeaked, "Can you show us how to ride broomsticks, Harry?"
Bakura and Marik shut up. "Oh, right," Bakura squeaked. (A/N: This is creating a funny mental picture )
Then Marik whimpered something nobody could hear.
"What?" Seto asked.
"We have to fly UPWARD, don't we? When we play this Quit Itch?" Marik asked.
"Of course!" Yami said. "And it's Quidditch!"
"B—b—But…but I'm afraid of heights!" Marik finally admitted.
Everyone, YGO gang and Hogwarts trio, anime fell.
Chapter Seven. Quidditch and Hogsmead
The next morning, Seto and Yami came down to breakfast, to find Harry Hermione, Ron and the rest of the gang up already. "About time, Pharaoh, Priest," Bakura snapped.
That's when the owls started coming in. Seto and Shayla had by far the largest piles of mail. "What is all this?" Shayla asked.
"CURSED BIRD! GET AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE MUFFIN! THAT'S MINE!" Joey yelled as several owls swooped down and dropped letters in front of him. Nearly all the owls that were coming to deliver mail went to Seto, Bakura, Shayla, Yami, Joey, and Malik.
Ron's eyes bulged. "All of these are letters asking them to be Halloween dates!" he gaped to Hermione and Harry, whose mouths were wide open.
Shayla open her first letter, and then threw up. On Malik.
"SORCERESS!"
Shayla, still looking sick, held the letter out. "Read," she gasped out.
Bakura snatched it, read it, and threw up too. "Sick bastard," he muttered.
Getting annoyed, Malik picked up the letter too, read it, and ran out, screaming, "Where's the Ra-damned bathroom?" A few minutes later. He came back. "I accidentally got the toilet stuck with all the food I threw up."
"Too much information," Shayla winced. The she took out her wand. "Anyone else who doesn't want to read their mail, pile them here." She suggested.
Immediately, Yami brought his over, as did Joey and Seto. After a moment or two, Malik decided to too, with a mutter of, "I don't want to risk getting a letter like Shayla's." Finally, Bakura brought over his too, with a grin and said, "But I want to save a couple for fuel. It gets awfully cold here."
"Ok, Malik? Bakura? Pharaoh?" Shayla inquired. "A little help?"
With that, the four of them sent the enormous pile of letters to the Shadow Realm.
All the students and even a couple of teachers in the Great Hall stared. Harry was stunned. He knew that if HE had gotten so much fan mail, he would NOT have just gotten rid of it like that. Shayla, upon seeing his stunned face, said wearily, "We're used to all that fan mail."
Later that day, Harry took them outside and gave them all broomsticks. "Here. Let's get you guys trained." He took out the Quaffle. "This is the Quaffle. The Chasers throw the Quaffle around in the air, passing it to one another, and they try to score in one of the three hoops on the opposite side of the field."
"Like basketball?" Joey asked.
Harry nodded. "There is a Keeper on each team, trying to save goals and prevent the other team from scoring. Next, are the Bludgers. They ricochet around, trying to knock people off their brooms."
At this, Malik made a funny noise.
"Aw, what's the matter, scared of falling?" Bakura teased.
Harry quickly continued before things got ugly. "There are two beaters on each team. They use bats to knock the Bludgers away from their teammates and towards the other team. The worst that's happened from the Bludgers are broken skulls, and arms, and such. No deaths."
"Darn!" Bakura complained.
"Lastly, there's the Golden Snitch." Harry took out the walnut-shaped ball. "It's the most important ball of all, and it's the seeker's job to catch it. The game doesn't end until the seeker catches the Snitch. And when the person catches it, they win 150 points for their team."
"Great!" Joey said. "We've ridden once when we came here, but that was all."
"Let's get started!" Yami exclaimed.
Seto made a funny noise too. "I think I'll just sit out for this one."
"What, scared, Priest?" Bakura laughed.
"No," Seto said calmly. "Long legs." Shayla burst out laughing at the look on Bakura's face. "Oh, I wish I had a camera!" Yami smiled and handed her one. "Thanks." Then she snapped a photo of Bakura's stunned face. "Perfect for bribes or my scrapbook!"
"You had a scrapbook?" Seto asked incredulously.
"No, I just decided to start one."
Harry let out a loud whistle. "All right! Mount up! Then kick off!"
Shayla, Yami, Joey, Malik and Bakura all mounted their brooms and kicked off the ground.
An hour later, Malik had finally gotten over his fear of heights, courtesy of Bakura, but was now walking with his legs wide apart. "I feel like I have a mountain between my legs."
"Why?" Yami asked. "It's only a broom, not a horse."
Suddenly, Ron cried out, "Look!" He pointed to the announcement board. "First Hogsmead trip the week after next week!"
Shayla blinked. "What in the name of Osiris and Ra is a Hogsmead?"
"The village that all students get to go to. But you need parent's permission." Harry said. A sudden flash of sorrow went through him. Sirius. This was the first time he'd thought of him. The term was just so busy, what with Voldemort on the run, and the new exchange students and all.
Yami made a scoffing noise. "Parent's permission? Our parents died when we were a mere 14 and 15." Then his voice changed. "And left us with such a huge responsibility on our shoulders."
Shayla's voice held a weariness and sadness that belonged to someone several times her age. "A much too big responsibility for two kids."
"Two kids with the most powerful spiritual Ka the world has ever and will ever see!" Bakura snapped.
Hermione started. "Most powerful the world has ever and will ever see. Why does that sound so familiar?" she murmured to herself.
But those words Bakura just said triggered another fight.
"TOMB ROBBER, THE POWER OF A KA ISN'T EVERYTHING!" Yami bellowed.
"YOU TRY RULING A COUNTRY THAT GREAT! EVERYONE IS LOOKING UP TO YOU TO KEEP THEM SAFE, AND THERE YOU ARE, CAUSING CHAOS ALL AROUND AND TRIGGERING A WAR!" Shayla roared at Bakura.
Hermione blinked. "War? Wait…I've read something like that somewhere."
Then Ron's voice snapped her back to her sensed. "Well, I'm off to practice at the Quidditch field. Anyone want to come with me?"
"NO!" Malik yelled.
Friday dawned bright and clear; the perfectconditions for Quidditch.
Shayla had somehow managed talking Seto into buying Firebolts for all of them. At the end, though reluctantly, Shayla agreed that she would help Seto do his homework for a month so that he could go and improve the Duel Disk if he bought the broomstick for her, Joey, Bakura, Malik and Yami.
Joey and Yami were trying out for Chasers, Marik and Bakura were going for…was it that hard to guess? Beaters. Shayla was going for Seeker, but unfortunately, she was too distracted by Marik and Bakura to concentrate.
"DAMN TOMB KEEPER AND TOMB ROBBER! DON'T HIT THE RA-CURSED BLUDGERS AT ME!" She had yelled the entire time during that hour of practice they had.
Joey was the first to go and try out.
Shayla and Yami cheered themselves hoarse for Joey, while Bakura and Malik yelled themselves hoarse in a vain attempt to shut Shayla and Yami up.
The only problem with Joey was that he couldn't concentrate when there were a lot of people around. He couldn't catch the ball, but he could score once in a while. And he was not the best a dodging bludgers either.
Several other chasers were great, and finally, it was Yami's turn.
"Go Yami!" Shayla yelled, "You're the King of Games! You can do it!"
"Yeah, except he always gets his ass kicked when we play Candyland," Bakura smirked. Marik roared with laughter.
Joey cheered, interrupting Shayla, who was about to reply. "Did you see that shot Yami just did? It was awesome!"
When the Chaser tryouts were over, it was time for the Beaters. Yami and Ginny had made it as Chasers, while Katie and Joey were reserve Chasers.
To their annoyance, Marik and Bakura were at the end of the line of people to tryout.
"WHAT IS UP WITH THIS?" Marik demanded.
"HOW DID WE END UP ON THE BACK OF THE LINE? I DEMAND SATISFACTION!" Bakura roared.
But needless to say, the two got the position. "I swear, those two in the air are more dangerous than the bludgers," Harry muttered to Joey and Yami afterwards. Marik and Bakura had gone off to only Ra knows where to apparently celebrate, and Shayla was up next. There were ten people trying out for Seeker, and Shayla was really getting pissed off because several of the Seekers tryout people had said she was too small to be seeker (She was an inch or so shorter than Yami).
Harry let out the Golden Snitch. He made all ten players wait for a full minute, then told them the Snitch would be let out three more times. The person who could catch it the most would become Seeker. If four different people caught it or there was a tie, those four or two would go up against each other.
Everyone kicked off.
Dean Thomas was up there, tailing Shayla for some odd reason or another. When Shayla turned to tell him to buzz off, she saw that his eyes were blank. "FUCKING TOMB KEEPER! GET YOUR BLOODY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW AND REMOVE YOUR BRAIN CONTROL!"
Dean immediately turned normal.
Shayla, angry as hell and pissed off that the Tomb Keeper and Tomb Robber would be playing tricks like that at a time like this, didn't notice the Snitch until it was too late. Dean had caught it already.
But the second time, she ignored all distractions, even when a bludger nearly knocked her off her broom(Though how that works, I don't know.). Finally, after ten nerve-wracking minutes, Shayla suddenly performed a spectacular dive, and when she got back up, the snitch was clutched triumphantly in her hand.
At the end, she had caught the snitch twice, and Dean and another random Gryffindor (What should his name be? (thinks for three days) oh yes!...) , a kid by the name of Timothy Frederick, had each caught it once. The two of them went against each other for the place as reserve seeker. Timothy got the spot.
A week after tryouts, Shayla was seriously rethinking this whole thing about being a seeker. All the Slytherins now aggravated her to no end, though that usually led to several broken arms necks and legs, courtesy of both Shayla and Yami.
Finally, it was time for the Hogsmead trip.
The people from YGO gang were allowed to go, since they had not known about the Hogsmead things.
"The trick shop is where we're headed," Malik and Bakura said, as they dragged Ron to Fred and George's store. Hermione and Seto went off to the bookstore, deep in conversation. Joey dragged Harry off to the candy shop to pig out, and that left Shayla and Yami.
Both of them had no idea what was where, how to get anywhere, or even any of the people there. The two of them just sort of stood there with blank expressions on their faces until Yami snapped out of his shock.
"Let's just choose a road and follow it," he suggested, as Shayla snapped back to her senses too.
After ten minutes of walking, they ended up by a shack.
"Aw, poor house, it's totally battered up," Shayla said, making Yami anime sweatdrop.
Suddenly, he turned to Shayla. "Not as battered up as I'm about to make you, if we had a bed around here, at least," he said with an evil smirk.
"Not here, Atemu," Shayla said half-heartedly.
Yami pouted slightly, and Shayla giggled.
Unknown to them, tree figures were in the trees watching them. (I would put in a Lemon, but two things: One, there's no bed, and two, sound effects are funnier.)
"No, Atemu, don't put your hand in there!"
"But it's so tempting!"
"No, Atemu, no!"
"Stop playing hard to get, Shayla!"
"No! Hey! That tickles! Quit it!"
"You wear too many clothes."
"I only have on a bra, a shirt, and a jacket on top! Besides, you'd have me walk around naked wouldn't you?"
"Now that I think about it—"
"No! Get your hand out of there right now!"
"Your damn sword's in my way!"
"So what? This isn't the palace! We are currently at Ra-knows where, and you are NOT doing that here!"
"Shayla, hold still! I can't get your pants off if you keep on squirming!"
The three figures glanced at each other. Whatever they had been expecting, let me tell you something; it certainly wasn't THIS.
Meanwhile, the rest of the YGO gang and the Hogwarts trio were searching all of Hogsmead for Shayla and Yami.
"There's only one place we haven't been yet," Ron said. "The Shrieking Shack."
Malik winced. "Is it dark? ….Or dark? …Or…or…or DARK?"
"No, it's not DARK," Seto replied, annoyed. "So get your ass moving."
They headed towards the Shrieking Shack. But when they neared the Shack, they heard voices.
"No, Atemu, don't put your hand in there!"
"But it's so tempting!"
"No, Atemu, no!"
"Stop playing hard to get, Shayla!"
"No! Hey! That tickles! Quit it!"
"You wear too many clothes."
"I only have on a bra, a shirt, and a jacket on top! Besides, you'd have me walk around naked wouldn't you?"
"Now that I think about it—"
"No! Get your hand out of there right now!"
"Your sword's in my way!"
"So what? This isn't the palace! We are currently at Ra-knows where, and you are NOT doing that here!"
"Shayla, hold still! I can't get your pants off if you keep on squirming!"
The YGO gang major anime sweatdropped and the Hogwarts trio gaped. "And exactly how old are they?" Hermione inquired.
"I think the age was 5015," Malik answered, still anime sweatdropping.
Then they heard Shayla moan. "Atemu…stop…not…here…" she panted.
Harry looked slightly sick. "What exactly is their relationship? I mean, really. If it's not serious, why the Hell are they doing this in front of the SREIKING SHACK?"
Seto grinned. "They're engaged. Have been for at least 5000 years, but the wedding never went underway."
Everyone just sort of sat there, looking at each other.
Suddenly, Bakura whispered, "We're not the only ones around her besides Yami and Shayla."
Harry blinked. "What?"
"Listen," Bakura whispered.
Shayla had already convinced Yami to not do it there, but the two of them were kissing in front of the Shack now, and it looked like it was going to last quite a while, so there was no noise from them except a couple of soft moans of pleasure. But besides that noise and the whooshing of the wind, Harry Ron and Hermione heard faint 'click' noises.
Silently, Harry Bakura and Seto crept towards the noise.
There were three figures huddled behind a clump of trees. The middle person was holding something, but they couldn't quite see it. The little device they were holding was making slight clicking noises.
Suddenly, the person turned around and hid the device up his sleeve.
"Malfoy!" Harry growled.
Just then, the trees surrounding them all but blew apart.
"TOMB ROBBER!" Shayla's enraged voice yelled. "ARE YOU SPYING ON US?"
"Yes and no," Bakura said calmly; he was obviously used to Shayla's tempers. "We saw, well, actually, HEARD the two of you down there making out and possibly going…further, but that's no the point." He added hastily as Shayla raised her sword, which was all but leaking out Shadow Magic. "The thing is, we, and by that I mean the entire gang and the Hogwarts people, heard this clicking noise, and we came to see what it was. It turned out to be that one Dracula dude and his cronies spying on you two, but we don't know why."
"Dracula dude?" Shayla said in a choked voice. "Has living in England affected your brain or something? That is NOT your usual way of speaking!"
"Speaking of which, where is he?" Seto asked. Malfoy and is cronies had all but disappeared.
"Oh well." Harry said, shrugging it off. "C'mon. The others are waiting for you."
Shayla flushed. "So I guess you saw?"
"No, just heard," Bakura said.
As soon as they got to the place where the others were, Malik immediately began to imitate them. "Shayla, hold still! I can't get your pants off if you keep on squirming!" He mimicked Yami, who immediately pounced on him, the two of them wrestling on the ground.
"Aww, Yami! You got my new shirt dirty! And I just took a shower!" Malik complained.
"Well, you can take one tonight!" Yami growled. "Then again, maybe not, because you won't LIVE to see tonight!"
"They won't really kill each other, will they?" Hermione asked worriedly.
"Nah," Shayla said. "Malik won't kill Yami 'cause he's not allowed to, and he won't kill Yugi because they're really good friends—OH SHIT! I said the 'f' word!" Shayla started panicking. After a few seconds, she calmed down. "Anyways, Yami won't kill Malik slash Marik because he's not THAT evil. Unlike some that we know of." She cast a meaningful glare at Bakura, who sweatdropped.
Seto coughed. "Now, if we're done, I suggest we go and get something to drink because I'm HUNGRY."
"Hey! It's my job to complain about being hungry!" Joey and Bakura yelled. Then they glared at each other. "OH NO IT'S NOT!" They yelled at the same time, chasing each other around (How does that work?).
After a few minutes of watching the two chase each other around, the gang went back to 'civilization' and went inside the three broomsticks, which was packed and VERY loud. (No, shit) Shayla and Yami went off again on their own while Bakura resumed his fighting with Joey and that left Seto and Malik to go with Harry Ron and Hermione to find a table. Each of them ordering a butterbeer, they sat down and Seto and Malik began to explain everything about Yami Bakura Malik and Shayla.
By the end of this, Harry Ron and Hermione looked blank-faced: O.O?
So this led to another lengthy discussion about the reincarnations.
Suddenly, a scream tore through the air, rising above the other chatter in the room.
The entire place went silent.
The entire room dimmed, and the Dark Mark shot up into the air.
DMG: To leave it at a cliff or to not leave it at a cliffy?
YDMG and Christina: NO!
DMG: (Winces) God, you're damn loud. But all right, I won't leave it at a cliffy!
The entire place erupted in a panic.
"EVERYONE FREEZE AND SHUT UP!" Voldemort's voice cut through the air.
The place instantly went still. That's when Harry noticed a figure being held by several death Eaters and the limp figure in Voldemort's arms.
Bakura Joey Malik Hermione Seto and Ron all noticed too.
"Oh my fucking Ra," Seto breathed. "It can't be, can it?"
Bakura gaped.
Joey's eyes bulged out of his head.
"Oh my RA! YAMI! SHAYLA!" Malik yelled.
DMG: OK. This isn't THAT much of a cliffhanger anymore. (Smiles happily until she gets hit with a banana.) WHAT THE HELL, CHRISTINA!
Christina: YOU CAN'T END IT THERE!
DMG: Wanna bet?
YDMG: OK, let's not start a fight, children.
DMG: . Who are you calling 'children'?
YDMG: (Ignores her Hikari.) Anyways, as mentioned in the previous chapter, IT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED IF YOU'D LEAVE REVIEWS WITH IDEAS IN THEM! DMG has some, but it would help if you gave us some more. We promise to give you credit! . Thanx! AND PLEASE REVIEW!
