Random one-shot beginning my own franchise - 'Despo Housewives'!
That is of course presuming I ever write anythin else towards it...
R & R
Disclaimer
I am in no way connected with the original show.
I own nothing. Except my own idea's. Obviously.
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Eva Longoria (Gabrielle), Marcia Cross (Bree), Teri Hatcher (Susan) and Nicolette Sheridan (Lynette) are all sat round a table, ina random, empty room.
Teri: Why did we agree to do this Despo Housewives gig?
Nicolette: I have no idea. Were we drunk?
Eva: It's damn possible.
Marcia: I just can't believe how successful it's been! I mean, honestly, does nobody else see that it's just another American churn-out…?
Nicolette: Yeah, and that it's actually not "all that".
Teri: What annoys me the most is prospect of having to read another article about us cat fighting.
Eva: Oh my god, I know!
Marcia: There was that one time when there were only twenty bathrooms for us on set. But now that's been sorted. We get along fine!
Nicolette: Totally.
Eva: Hey! Perhaps we should start writing and producing the show ourselves! We could make it good!
Teri: We could have clowns!
Marcia: …or not…
Teri pouts
Nicolette: Let's do it! Let's script!
Marcia picks up a pen and notepad
Eva: And for god's sakes lets not have that god-awful over voice woman. Who is she, anyway?
Teri: Pass.
The women focus their attention on Marcia as she begins to write…
CATCH THE NEW AND IMPROVED SERIES OF 'DESPO HOUSEWIVES', SPUN FROM 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES', ON CHANNEL 9,869 – 'CRAP AMERICAN TV' – EVERY TUESDAY AT 8PM!