Disclaimer - I do not own Bleach or any of it's characters.

A very short Bleach oneshot done for Valentine's Day

Bleach

Be my Valentine?

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"A-Are you sure, Hinamori-Kun? What if I'm rejected?"

"Kira-Kun! You'll be fine! Just walk right up and say "I made you these!"

then hand over the chocolates!"

"B-But-!"

"No buts! You'll be fine!"

Kira sighed and looked at the small box of chocolates Hinamori

had helped him make.

"Now go on and do it!"

Hinamori pushed him forward slightly, towards the Squad House, and

he couldn't help but squeak. "N-No Hinamori-Kun! I'll be rejected for sure!"

He tried to turn and run but Hinamori grabbed him by his shirt and dragged him back.

"No you won't, Kira-Kun! Now go!" She shoved him forward roughly and knocked him into

the main door.

To his distress, Komamura opened it and glared daggers down at him.

"What do you want?" He growled. Kira whimpered and avoided his gaze.

"M-May I come in..?" Komamura glared. "Why?" "B-Because I um..."

"Komamura-Taichou!" Hinamori piped up. "He wants to deliver a gift!"

Komamura turned his attention to Hinamori, then back to Kira.

"For Who?" Hinamori whispered something in Komamura's ear and Kira thought

Komamura looked oddly like he wanted to heave. Or rip Kira's throat out.

Komamura glared at Kira once more before grudgingly letting him inside.

"In the back." He said before going into another room, leaving Kira alone in

the main entrance. Well, except for Hinamori, who was making sure he didn't chicken out.

"You heard him, Kira-Kun. In the back." Kira sighed and walked towards the back of the squad house.

He had imagined all sorts of dreadful possibilities, and needless to say, none of them

had boosted his confidence very much...

Possibility #1

(( "U-Um..I...made these for you.."

"What? You're kidding right?"

...Kira's heart shatters.))

Possibility #2

(( "U-Um..I...Made these for you.."

Mocking laughter ))

Possibility #3

(( "U-Um..I...made these for you.."

"Sorry, but I don't like boys." ))

Possibility #4

(( "U-Um..I...made these for you.."

"Oh, dude, that is so gross. I don't want to ever

talk to you again!" ))

Possibility #5

(( "U-Um..I...made these for you.."

"...I thought girls were supposed to make

the chocolate on Valentine's Day."

...Kira's heart shatters))

By the time he had reached the back of the squad house, Kira felt sick.

Really sick. Like he was about to hurl sick. And he probably would have if

only 'He' walked out of the door Kira was standing in front of.

Hisagi Shuuhei.

Kira's mind went blank.

Hisagi gave him a questioning look.

Kira's mind resumed functioning.

...And was instantly overloaded.

'What if he thinks I'm a freak! What if he rejects me! What if he kicks me

in the crotch! What if he calls the guards and tells them I'm mentally

unstable! What if he starts crying!'

Ok, maybe not crying but...

"Kira? Did you need something?"

Kira froze.

'Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!'

He gripped the box tightly then thrust his hands toward Hisagi.

'I have to say it! Say it, Kira, say it!'

"U-um..I...Made these for you.."

Hisagi looked at the box.

Then at Kira.

Then at the box.

Then at Kira again

And his lips lifted at one corner as he took the box from Kira.

"Thanks," He said, and Kira sighed in relief.

"But, I thought the girls were supposed to make the chocolate on

Valentine's Day?"

Kira's heart explodes.