Sir Pranks-A-Lot
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So sad…so very…very..sad…
Chapter One: Operation Doomsday
"We're going to have a bet…" said Sakura with a malicious grin that for once, matched what her inner-Sakura was doing.
"Oh geez..I can see where this is going…" sighed Sasuke
"WHAT? WHERE IS IT GOING!" asked Naruto who looked left and right at Sakura and Sasuke, being very confused.
"Chill, Naruto. Well, I thought that we could have…a competition to see who can prank that unprankable!" said Sakura.
"What? Who's that?" asked Naruto while scratching the back of his neck.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA!"
"What are the guidelines?" asked Sasuke who seemed to be taking an interest in this bet from the darkness.
"Heh. Okay. We'll have two weeks to complete this! By the end of the two weeks, whoever pranked Kakashi the hardest wins!" said Sakura
"What do we win?" asked Naruto
"Naruto you, obviously will be treated to a month of all-you-can-eat ramen." Said Sakura
"Sakura, that'll cost more than all of Konoha makes in one year's salary" said Sasuke
"EXACTLY THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST BET IN THE HISTORY OF KONOHA!" said Sakura who seemed to giving off one heck of an evil aura.
"Oh…What do I get if I win?" asked Sasuke
"You get to…ummm…what do you want to do?"
"Humiliate Naruto in front of everyone in Konoha and the Sand." Sasuke grinned evily and Naruto stood there with his mouth hanging open.
"Now it's your turn Sakura…I know! If you lose…you have to KISS LEE!" said Naruto with a grin even more evil than Orochimaru. 'Although it kills me to have Sakura-chan to kiss another man…this will be one heck of a bet!' thought Naruto.
"O-okay…' said Sakura who was starting to see what she got herself into. "Operation Doomsday is now in effect! KAKASHI IS GOING DOWN!" said Sakura as she held her hand out and Sasuke and Naruto put their hands on top of Sakura's hand.
"What about me?" asked Kakashi who seemed to appear out of nowhere.
"WHAAA!NOTHING…ABSOLOUTLY NOTHING!" the three screamed in unison.
"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN TEME!" screamed Sakura.
"Heh." Kakashi smiled and knew that his famous team would be up to something but he didn't know what…