Sir Pranks-A-Lot

Disclaimer: No, Naruto is not mine…but oh how I wish (like many others) that it was.. Oh well, I can still write hilarious fanfics about it!

Chapter Two: Icha Icha Paradise Doom

DAY ONE:

The entire morning Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were devising in their minds what prank to pull on Kakashi.

Naruto's mind:

'Hmm..what should I do to prank Kakashi…I could always no my famous Sexy No Justsu…nah, that's too basic..gotta think of something! OH MAN! I know exactly what I'm gonna do! How could I not think of this before! I'll steal his Icha Icha Paradise books! Heh heh. He'll totally know it was me but it'll be awesome!'

Sakura's mind:

'Naruto will probably use his Sexy No Justsu so I'd better be on the lookout for unbelievably curvy blond women and make sure it's not Naruto in disguise. I can't have him mess up my plan! Kakashi has no idea what's in store!' Sakura thought this was a good plan just in case Naruto used his "specialty" jutsu. 'I'm gonna get Kakashi where it hurts!' Sakura smiled at her deviousness. All she would have to do is get into his apartment and steal those nasty little books of his! 'Icha Icha Paridise, prepare to meet Haruno Sakura!'

Sasuke's Mind:

'Well, the most obvious thing to do is get those books of his…the others will be too preoccupied with pranking him that they won't notice the most obvious choice…' Sasuke smirked. 'This'll be easy. All I have to do is sneak into his apartment and get the stupid books. Piece of cake…'

Later that night:

Sasuke stood outside the apartment building and activated his Sharingan. 'Good. He's not in there…better make this quick' Sasuke then used a little trick he learned from Kakashi and teleported in a gust of leaves.

Sakura was hanging on the outside of his window shivering from the cold night. 'Darn, why does it have to be so cold? Okay…I don't sense him in there. Good. Nngh! Stupid heavy window!' Sakura successfully opened the window and climbed in.

Naruto was barging up the stairs to his apartment being totally indiscreet. 'All I have to do is hope he didn't get smart and come back from that fake mission I had him sent on. I'd like to see the look on his face if I could see what his face looked like!' Naruto got to the 5th floor and opened the apartment door.

Inside the apartment:

Naruto was on the ceiling carefully using his chakra so he would stick to the ceiling. Sasuke was totally concealing his presence in the darkness. Sakura was just carefully walking towards the bookshelf. Everyone was too excited to notice each other.

'Coast is clear' they all thought and discontinued concealing themselves and jumped towards the bookshelf filled with small orange books.

"WHAT!" they all screamed as they all saw each other with their hands outward, just inches away from the books.

"STUPID! THIS WAS MY PRANK!" whispered Sakura as loud as she could.

"YOUR PRANK? IT WAS MY INGENIOUS PLAN!" yelled Naruto, completely forgetting that he wasn't supposed to attract attention.

"…." Sasuke looked embarrassed that he got caught doing the same prank as Sakura and Naruto.

Suddenly, the door to the apartment opened with a surprised looking Kakashi holding the doorknob. Everyone's eyes widened.

"Uhh…why are you guys at my apartment?" asked Kakashi. He knew they were up to something but he didn't expect them to sneak into his house.

"Uhmmm…We were just looking for you, Kakashi!" stumbled Sakura, quickly making up an excuse. "We heard something suspicious outside as we were all taking a walk.

"At 11:30 at night?" asked Kakashi with his eyebrow raised.

"Y-yes! We love walking at night…talking about…talking about…uh, you know! The things we usually talk about umm…" said Naruto, trying to cover up and was miserably failing in the attempt.

"We'llbegoingnow,nicetoseeyouBYE!" screamed a very flustered Sakura as she yanked the boys out the window.

'Do they know they just jumped out a 5 story building?' Kakashi asked himself.

"WHAT THE..? AHHHHH!"

'Apparently not.'

"OOOWWW!"