Sir Pranks-A-Lot

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine…completely and TOTALLY NOT MINE. Well then, now that I got that nailed into your brain onto the story…

Chapter Three: Sasaruna

Day Two:

'This'll be the sure-fire way to beat them all.' Sasuke thought to himself at his house. He quickly transformed into a "Sexy no justsu" but added clothes and a special trick which Sasuke thought of that would allow him to stay transformed for huge periods of time without using up his chakra.

Sasuke looked at himself in the mirror. He was staring back at a tall, curvy, long black haired girl with his eyes. He (or should I say she) had a pink tee shirt on with blue denim shorts. At first he gave himself a this-is-so-wrong-on-so-many-levels look but then thought about how Kakashi couldn't possibly resist this new form he had taken on. 'Pretty soon, he'll give in and I'll have him in the palm of my hand!' thought Sasuke as "she" walked out of his apartment.

As Sasuke walked down the streets of Konoha he was given many…looks. (Appropriate music selection in the background: "Pretty Woman" by Van Halen) 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW!' Sasuke screamed in his head but he had to put up with it if he was to keep up his plan. Sasuke had devised in his head that he would act as a serious but cheerful girl, one that Kakashi would probably like. But if that didn't work…well, Sasuke didn't want to think about what he would have to do in order to successfully flirt with his teacher. It was just too wrong. He walked around looking for the rest of team 7 and found them all, with Kakashi, at the ramen stand.

"Hi there!" Sasuke said in his new girl-voice and waved to his team.

Naruto spotted her and loudly slurped up the noodles that were hanging out of his mouth and screamed "WOAH!"

"Do you guys mind if I sit next to you?" Sasuke asked them sweetly. 'This is too creepy' he thought.

"Sure, that's fine." said Sakura.

"HECK YEA!" screamed Naruto.

"O-okay." Said Kakashi who was blushing slightly.

'Naruto you dobe…Hm..YES! Kakashi seems to like me! It's working!' thought Sasuke.

"What's your name miss?" asked Sakura.

"Um, Sasaruna." said Sasaruna (formally known as Sasuke)

"That's a pretty name.." said Kakashi quietly.

"I'm visiting Konoha. My cousin lives here too. It's such a beautiful village!" said Sasaruna with a smile.

"Cool! I'm glad you like Konoha. How long are you staying here?" said Sakura

"Umm..about two weeks or so."

"That's so neat! You should hang out with us. We know everyone and everything about the village!" said Sakura who was obviously happy to have another girl friend.

Kakashi was staring at his ramen bowl. 'Crud. Why does she have to be so pretty? Come on stupid…you can't just fall for her immediately like this. It's probably just a passing fancy..' thought Kakashi.

"Umm..Kakashi-san?" asked Sakura who noticed Kakashi's particular interest for staring at his ramen bowl.

"Huh? Oh! What is it?" Kakashi snapped out of his trance and came back to reality.

"Why were you staring at your ramen bowl? You okay?" asked Sakura with concern in her voice.

"Oh no I'm fine Sakura…just thinking…" Kakashi seemed to drift off into thought once more.

Naruto stood up with his cheeks red and stood in front of Sasaruna. "I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I'm going to be Hokage some day!" he said with confidence even though he was blushing.

"Nice to meet you!" said Sasaruna cheerfully. 'Heh..even women won't diminish your confidence, Naruto.' Sasuke thought. 'It seems like this prank idea is really turning out to be fun.'