Sir Pranks A-Lot
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. So uhh...don't sue!
Chapter Five: Sakura's plague.
Day Four:
The next morning Kakashi looked in his bathroom mirror and saw that the pink was gone…and was replaced by a bleached blond. "WHAT?" screamed Kakashi. "This stupid spell! It's going to go through the whole spectrum by the end of the week!" Kakashi stuck his head under the sink to see if it was dye. It wasn't.
Kakashi sat down at his kitchen table and ate breakfast. "stupid…hair…being all…stupid…" he muttered as he finished his breakfast. He stood up and so did the chair. It was stuck to his butt. Glued, really. Crazy glued, in fact.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!" Kakashi roared so loudly that all of Konoha, the Sand, and surrounding countries heard him.
In downtown Konoha…
"Hey Kakashi-san!" yelled Naruto to his teacher.
"…"
"Why is your hair still like that?" asked Naruto honestly.
"…no idea…"
"That's weird." he said
"…"
"Hiii Kakashiii!" called Sasaruna waving at him as she walked forward.
"Oh! Hi…Sasaruna…" Kakashi said while blushing.
"Is that hair still…being weird?" asked Sasaruna 'I don't think Naruto did this…it must be Sakura's doing.'
"Hi guys!" Sakura yelled. 'It seemed that everyone was arriving perfectly on time.' Sakura smiled at her handiwork. "What's up with your hair Kakashi?"
"…I don't wanna talk about it…"
"Okay…well at least this is the only bad thing that's happened to you today! It could be worse! Those kind of days always happen to me." Said Sakura knowing perfectly well that this was as lie.
"Actually, no…this morning…well…let's just say I'm sticky…" said Kakashi.
"Uhh…I won't ask." Sakura said. 'Because I already know.'
Suddenly Tsunade ran up to Kakashi and punched him in the face. "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?" she screamed as she shoved a picture in his face. The picture was a crude stick-figure drawing of Tsunade holding a bottle of sake, looking stupid, and saying "I'm a fat, gambler!". On the side it said "From Kakashi"
"What is this?" Kakashi asked as he looked at the paper once more.
"WHAT IS THIS? YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT THIS IS!" Tsunade screamed. "IT'S GOT YOUR HANDWRITING AND YOUR FLIPPIN' DOG-SCENT ON IT!"
Sakura smiled in her head. 'Yes! I knew getting his jacket and leaving it with the paper long enough would capture his scent on the paper!'
Naruto looked at Sakura and she winked at him. 'Darn! How could she be that good at pranking him?' Sasuke knew this was more of Sakura's doing. Naruto wouldn't be as smart as to get Kakashi's scent on paper…he'd have to watch out for her.
Tsunade slapped him and stormed off mumbling in curse words no one had ever heard of before…