Sir Pranks A-Lot
Disclaimer: Naruto is not my creation, and I don't own it…WHY?WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? oh! you didn't see that.. shifty eyes
Chapter Six: Jiraiya?
Day Five:
The following morning, Kakashi's hair was green. His spoon stuck to his hand when he was eating cereal for breakfast, and for some reason, he smelled like bananas.
'Ok Kakashi, this is definitely something the kids did…but what? I don't have proof…hhmmm…I guess I'll have to wait for what's coming next…' thought the Copy Ninja as he groaned at the notion of another day which meant more misfortune.
"Kakashi! Just the man I was looking for!" exclaimed Jiraiya.
"hn?"
"I've written a new one!"
"WHAT! REALLY?" Kakashi exclaimed.
"Yep."
"WHERE IS IT?"
"We-ell…since you're my number one customer…"
"yes..YES!"
"you can have it for free!" Jiraiya smiled.
"SERIOUSLY?"
"Well… I think I'll make you do something for me…I can't just give out these…masterpieces out completely free!"
"What do I have to do?"
"We-ell…first you have to deliver this letter to Anko, then tell her that you hope that she understands!" Jiraiya said
"..that's all? Really?"
"Yep! I owe it to you Kakashi! You alone have bought more than 16 copies of my books!"
Kakashi could have cried tears of happiness. That's how obsessed he is.
Kakashi went to Anko's house and knocked on the door. The door swung wide open.
"What are you doing here?" asked Anko who obviously had been interrupted from a nap.
"I came to deliver a letter."
"Okay." Anko quickly ripped open the letter, read it and her eyes snapped wide open.
"I hope you understand." Said Kakashi who couldn't help but smile at how easily this was going.
BAM! Anko slugged him in the face.
"WHAT!"
" 'I hope you understand' eh? WHAT'S YOUR PROMBLEM?" yelled Anko
'Two girls within twenty four hours have punched me...great...' thought Kakashi
"What do you mean? Jiraiya sent me to deliver this letter to you!" explained Kakashi
"THAT PERVERTED MORON!" she screamed and slammed her door in a huff, dropping the letter.
Kakashi picked it up and read it, "Dear Anko, You smell really bad. Has anyone told you before? I think it's about time if someone hasn't already. Don't you? Oh, by the way…nice butt!" Kakashi's eyes widened and he screamed "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?" "We still love you Kakashi-san!" squealed numerous fangirls disguised as random things such as trash cans to stalk Kakashi. ( Author's Note: hmmm..i wonder if I was there:) )
"Nihihihihii!" laughed Naruto quietly with Jiraiya behind a building.
"Thanks Ero-seninn (sp?) ! thanked Naruto
"No prob' Naruto! Anything to get that guy!" laughed Jiraiya 'This'll be fun to see how this turns out…' thought Jiraiya as he smiled thoughtfully.
Author's Note: Hmm…this is getting pretty hard to write lately! I already know what I'm gonna write for the ending but I have to think of more pranks! Ahhh…poor Kakashi-san…as much as it pains me to torture him in a fanfic, I know it will turn out OK in the end…(hmmm…not saying any more ;) )