Sir Pranks A-Lot

Disclaimer: Naruto ain't mine...

Chapter Nine: The Date of Reckoning

Day Thirteen

At 7:00 p.m., Kakashi and Sasaruna sat down at their dinner table and started talking about random things whilst Naruto and Sakura were disguised in the restaurant separately watching the couple converse.

"So, this is your second to last night here in Konoha?"

"Yep…I'm sad that I'm gonna go..but…my parents are waiting for my return in uh…the hidden…dirt village."

"The hidden dirt village? Is that a new village?"

"Fairly. I was born very very far away and a year or two ago that village was created and so my parents and I thought it would be nice to live closer to my other family that resides here in Konoha."

"What's the hidden dirt village like?"

"Oh, it's similar to Konoha except we don't have as many people. We train shinobi, live peacefully worshiping…uh…loam and such…" Sasuke had to hold back his laughter at the pathetic explanation he was giving. He thought it would be a miracle if he could pull this off.

"Loam you say?"

"Oh, uh…let's order dinner shall we?" Sasaruna nervously laughed.

Kakashi ordered a steak and Sasaruna ordered a pasta with seafood. They both ate and chatted about things like what kind of stuff they liked. Of course, Sasaruna had to lie otherwise "she" would be giving herself away.

Sakura and Naruto kept a close eye on them and thus did not order food except maybe a small appetizer to not look suspicious.

One hour passed and they were both finished with their meal and Kakashi paid the check. Sasaruna and Kakashi walked outside and Naruto and Sakura both followed after.

"Sasaruna…"

"Yes?" 'It's working…it's working…'

"Well…I've been wondering…well, I guess I can't put this into words…"

Kakashi began to lean forward and slowly put his finger up to his mask as if to pull it down.

'WHAT?KISS ME? This is NOT according to plan! I can't hold the jutsu!' thought Sasuke desperately.

POOF! Sasuke was standing in the place of Sasaruna.

"GOTCHA!" yelled Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura. (Naruto and Sakura respectively jumped out of the bushes that they were hiding in.)

"Wha…WHAT?" screamed Sasuke as not only Naruto and Sakura came out, but Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Anko too.

Author's Note: Get ready for the exciting conclusion in the last chapter coming up!