Wow, something must have been wrong with me the day I posted that last chapter, because there was a lot of spelling errors! I hope it still makes sense. None the less, my apologies! Also, at this moment, I would like to respond to a few questions.

spearofhope: No, Elain's not really dead. That's just cruel.

Piercexliger: In my own little world, Maud is in her human form, just acting like a cat still. Don't get me wrong, Maud is my favorite character in the book, but in this story, I just needed someone to be a little insane. Plus, I often make fun of the characters I like. It just works out that way I guess. shrugs And Arya winning? Psssh. Yeah right.

Mistress-of-Misery: Thank you for pointing that out. I'll fix it if I feel like it. And of course it would be funny if Eragon dates Maud, but will he get to is the question.

ERAGONISMYLIFE: Oh, that's such the good idea!

Okay, I think that's all the questions. Thanks so much everyone for reviewing!

"And we're back, again, to the- oh forget it, you know what it's called," I said.

"ERAGON DA… ting… show…" the audience said, caught completely off guard.

"Now, I was just about to finish the final event in the Igloolympics," I explained, "which is pulling the vote out of the Box of Mystery. Now let's… Sol, what are you doing with the camera…? Sol! It's supposed to be on ME!"

"But… there was a butterfly…" Soledad sniffed.

"Butterflies don't live in Alaska or Antarctica or the Arctic or Bosnia-Herzegovina or wherever we are!" I shouted.

We argued for a bit until we began to get a low rating, so we continued with the show.

"Okay then!" I yelled loud enough to wake up the snoring audience miles away. "I will draw a name out now. So far we've had two votes for Arya and two votes for Maud. And the person getting voted off is…" I drew the name. "Arya the Elven Princess!"

"Yes!" spearofhope, freddys1fangirl and bushes283 shout.

"Yes!" the Arya Haters club shouts.

"Yes!" Arya shouts, extremely happy despite the fact that she swore the last chapter because she forgot what the prize was.

"Nooooo-oooo-ooo…" Eragon cries. "Arya, lamb choppikins, you're HAPPY?"

"Um… triple duh," Arya says and leaves. Eragon bursts out into waterfalls of tears so that we have to vacuum seal and drain the little room he's in so as not to cause a flood.

"Oh, cheery cheer up, Eragon!" I shouted slapping him so hard on the back he falls over. "We've still got Gertrude, Angelina, Maud, and Elva to choose from!"
Eragon cries harder.

"Okay… well I'll just leave that poor sap alone and we can get on to our next challenge! The Igloolympics are done! Rejoice! Have a cheer! Click glasses! Play reindeer games! Swear on the dictionary that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!" I panted after saying so much. "Okay, um, well, let's get on with it then. I believe it is Maud's turn to spin the Wheel of Misfortune! Spin away, Maud!"
Maud jumped on top of the wheel and it started spinning. It landed on a picture of a smurf.

"Whoo!" I said. "I love this one! Care to do the honors, Soledad?"

"It would be my pleasure!" Sol said with glee. "A smurf asks you riddles. The first one to get one wrong gets off the show. The one that gets the most right receives another pass (Arya never used hers, by the way…) that will let you skip a dangerous round. Any questions?"

"Yeah. What the heck is a smurf?" Elva asked.

"Just a little blue dude that asks you questions. Is everyone ready?"

"Uh-"

"Great!" Elva, Gertrude, Angelina, and Maud suddenly go into a little room that looks kind of like the ones they have on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Papa Smurf sits on a chair reading off questions.

"Hello and you're watching Who Wants to Date Eragon?" Papa Smurf said. The audience, who had just assembled inside, began to cheer and clap and head bang.

"Okay, here's riddle number one," Papa Smurf said.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

"Uh…" Elva thought. "Cheese comes from a goat… but goats don't barf up cheese… unless they've already eaten cheese…"

"Meow," Maud said, licking herself.

Angelina and Maud huddled together.

"Out of time!" Papa Smurf said. "Do you give up?"

"My brain hurts," Elva whined.

"Okay, the answer is edam cheese!" Papa Smurf grinned.

"What is edam cheese?" Angelina asked. "It sounds poisonous. I should sell it to idiots!"

"I don't get it," Elva said, about ready to kill our blue game show host.

"Edam spelled backwards is made. Next riddle!" Papa Smurf said, glad he had fooled everyone. But no one was off the show, because they hadn't said anything and everyone had gotten it wrong. "We'll do something more like… from your time-ish…"

What is the greatest worldwide use of cow hide?

Everyone was totally stumped.

"Boots…?" Elva asked.

"Oh! To cover cows!" Angelina and Gertrude said in unison.

"Meow."

"And the answer is…" Papa Smurf said.

Wow! Sorry. I know it's been a long time. I've been really super busy with tests and stuff, but I'm still apologizing because I could have done this before bed. Sorry everyone! Really, I am. Fortunately, the weekend is here and I'll get cracking on chapter six.