Chapter Three: Erik Does What Most of America Wants To Do
"There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance," Tom Cruise sighed as he reclined against Megan's couch.
"Hey!" he shouted suddenly. "I'm Tom Cruise! Couches ain't fer sittin', they's fer jumpin'!"
Tom Cruise began wildly jumping up and down on Megan's sofa, which had been booby-trapped by Erik to open onto a subterranean vat.
Megan and Erik stood in awe of the block of carbonite containing the world's former biggest movie star.
"Well, now what?" said Megan.
"Get Planet Hollywood on the line," said Erik, dollar signs materializing in his eyes.