Wow! I woke up this morning and found oh so many reviews! You guys are awesome! (is so happy)

Now I'll take the time to answer a few questions and talk to the reviewers! Which is you!

ERAGONISMYLIFE: Ooh, I like that idea to! XD Vote 1 For Sequel!

DaughterofBraska: Thanks! Vote 2 For Sequel!

SithSlayerBB: Thank you! If you have any questions, you can ask them in the review… thingy. Whatever, it just seemed like you were a little confused… I'll shut up now.

Mistress-of-Misery: It's a bad thing!  I'm gonna miss this story! Thank you for being one of my loyal reviewers!

bananasrokk: Actually, I wasn't having the second place winner date Murtagh… considering he hasn't even been in the story so far. But if you give me an idea of what could happen, I'll consider it.

spearofhope: It would be a good idea for him to battle Galbatorix… eventually. :D. But Sol and I aren't the evil ones. Okay, maybe we're more evil then him, but we're not working for him.

One more thing! The part with her breath smelling like Zimbabwe… I didn't mean her breath smelled bad. Or Zimbabwe smelled bad. If anyone took that offensively, sorry! Because I think Africa is really cool!

Eragon, Soledad, and Saphira went to the area where the final competition was to be held. I had to make Maud something to put her egg in because Maud doesn't have any skills whatsoever; Gertrude and Angelina were ready with theirs' in the water of Lake Monkeypants.

"Ready everyone?" I said. "On your mark… get set…" I blew a little kazoo. "GO!"

They released their rafts and the eggs began to float downstream. They wobbled slightly and the current made them nearly fall. But all of a sudden-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-pant, pant-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo …." Eragon shouted and panted. He grabbed the eggs and took them to shore.

Then he stood there. He looked rather stupid because he ruined our contest.

Saphira?

Yeah?

Now what?

They'll probably bring out their troops of knights with swords and javelins. Be on your guard.

………They're not doing anything.

This is odd. Usually right now they reveal who they really are and then come and attack us.

Suddenly, I am angry again.

"Eragon! What'd you do that for? You just ruined the game!" I shouted angrily. "And why'd you take the eggs?"

"Why? Why? Because you're affiliated with Galbatorix, that's why!" Eragon shouted. Sol and I looked at each other, confused. "You're guarding the dragon eggs for him! You wanted one of them to lose so the dragon would drown!"

"Dragon eggs? Did we say dragon eggs?" I inquired. "We meant rocks. We found ROCKS in our backyard."

"You're not fooling us this time!" Eragon shouted. "When Saphira rips off your head, Galbatorix will be standing there!"

Sol and I hugged our heads tightly. "Ah! No! We're telling the truth!" Sol shouted.

"Spare my head!" I cried, um… crying.

They appear to be quite worried, Saphira inquired. Perhaps they aren't affiliated with Galbatorix after all.

No! Saphira, don't be fooled by them! They have more cunning tricks up their sleeve! Let's finish them.

I don't want to eat them!

Why not?

Humans are high in saturated fats.

Eragon slapped his forehead. Fine. I'll do it then.

…

What is it, Eragon? Saphira asked, grinning.

… they took my knife. I forgot.

Pssh. Very nice. Very heroic.

Just bite off their heads.

Suddenly, they both realize this long dialogue gave Sol and me a chance to escape.

Well, at least I didn't have to eat them.

In your own words, do shut up.

"…Sol?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think it's safe to come out yet?"

"No!"

"I wonder why Eragon's suddenly mad at us," I whispered.

"Duh! We almost ruined his life, making him date the people he didn't like!"

"But it's so funny…"

"Not for him!"

"Maybe we should go apologize and let him date Arya," I said. Then I slapped myself. "No, no, no! We've still got an audience don't we? But it's just not fair… but the show!" I tore a little bit of my hair out.

"… are you talking to yourself?"

"Shush, I'm having a conversation here! ... I mean yes." I grinned sheepishly.

"Whatever. Let's get the security guards and-"

"SAPHIRA WOULDN'T EAT ME!" I yelled and ran out of the broom closet we were currently hiding in.

"SIS! Argh, she's gonna get us killed someday…" Soledad growled, tailing after me.

I ran outside and hugged Saphira, which seriously surprised her.

"Saphira! You'd never eat me! Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, NEVER in a million years, would you?" I asked, staring up at her with big shiny eyes. Saphira blinked.

… she's hugging me.

Yes! She's obviously trying to squeeze the blood out of you! Eragon shouted in his mind.

I think she likes me.

Eragon's eyes turned to saucers. EXCUSE ME? Are you so blinded by fury that you cannot see what she's DOING to you?

What's she doing then?
SHE'S MAKING YOU INTO AN ENEMY WITH HER POWERS OF… of…

Powers of what?

Powers of affection, I don't know! But she's turning us against each other! Stand strong! Only together can we conquer!

How about you scry her and see if she's really evil?

Fine. Fine, I will! Eragon tried scrying me. After he was done, he looked confused.

Well? Did you find out? Saphira inquired.

Eragon chose to talk to everyone. "I didn't get anything! Not anything!" he tapped my scalp and a hollow echo was heard. "Do you even have a brain in there?"

"Um…" I tapped my head and laughed. "I like the echo noise!"

"I guess that answers our question," Eragon said haughtily. "She not a mastermind. She doesn't even have a mind."

"Eragon!" Soledad shouted and ran out with two security guards following, the same ones from the beginning named Bub and Earl. "Where's my sister? Don't tell me she's eaten!"

"Tah-dah!" I said, popping out from behind Saphira. "I'm right here!"

"Oh. Good," Soledad said. "Eragon, I just found out who you're going to date tonight!"

Eragon cringed. "Who?"

Soledad said, "It's…"

Yay, yay! More suspense! Who will it be? I've already got it planned, so you don't have to send me any reviews saying who you want. Thanks to everyone for reviewing! There's so many people, I don't think I can list them all. I just remember spearofhope and Mistress-of-Misery have been my most loyal reviewers. Kudos to you all!