Yeah, the next chapter of the day! Who will Eragon date? Keep reading! P.S. ERAGONISMYLIFE, I'm actually almost done with the book Eldest. As soon as I finish, I'll read your story. I look forward to it!

Oh, never mind there was another story you made that didn't give spoilers. I read it and sent a review. Just to let you know, I spelled "more" as "me". What a stupid mistake! I just thought you should know.

"Eragon, you're going to date Maud!" Soledad said proudly. Eragon's jaw dropped.

"No! No, I am not dating the weirdo!" Eragon shouted. "Take that stupid thing out of my foot! I'm going back to Carvahall!"

Come on now, Eragon, this could be fun.

"Fun? Fun for who? The audience?"

Don't forget about me.

"Thanks, Saphira"Eragon growled.

"Psst. Is Eragon 'talking to himself'?" Soledad said, putting italics around "talking to himself" with finger symbols.

"No, silly!" I said. "He's talking with Saphira. In their minds."

"Like the twin telepathy we don't have?" Soledad added sadly.

"Exactly!" I said. "Um… except their's are like conversations."

"Good, because I thought he was getting a little loco," she said, because she doesn't read the books.

"Okay, Eragon, how about you get ready for your date?" I said, grinning. This was going to be the best part.

"On one condition," Eragon said. "Saphira has to come with me."

Soledad bit her lip. "See, this changes everything," Soledad said, "because there aren't that many restaurants that have a ceiling higher than fifteen feet that will serve you food for under… Sis, how much money's in the vault?"

"Twenty-seven dollars and a blue crayon," I announced. "OMG! With the blue crayon, that should be enough!"

"Er, I don't think so…" Sol admitted. As I questioned, "It is? It is? It is?" nonstop, Soledad turned back to Eragon. "Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find some money in the budget… in the meantime, why don't you go take a bath or something?"

In the bathroom…

"Woah, the water's all swirly!" Eragon said, grinning at the hot tub style bath.

Yeah, I am leaving off there. I know this chapter was excruciatingly short, but that's because I'm ready to start the sequel. It's going to be called "My Date with Maud the Werecat". Has anyone seen "My Date with the President's Daughter"? It's one of those "original Disney" movies or something. Well, I haven't seen it, but I know they made a little song for it, and I've heard part of that.

Also, sorry bananasrokk, but I don't know the character's Thorn and Murtagh well enough to write a story. Plus, Murtagh dating the two old women… I shudder to think! But if you would like to write the idea yourself, I'm totally okay with it.

And wow, doesn't it feel oh so weird to be done with a story? But a sequel is still kind of like a story, so I guess it doesn't feel too weird. Well, I guess I'll get started pretty fast.