Chapter Six: Aw, Snap!
"Megan, dear, we're sorry," said Richard, "but you've been in this a little too much lately."
"Well, what am I supposed to do?" Megan demanded.
"Scram!" said Erik.
Megan shrugged and went upstairs.
"Well, now what?" said Erik.
"We could play cards," suggested Richard.
"Like that'll make an entertaining vignette," Erik scoffed.
At that moment, a man with greasy black hair and a large nose came stalking in from the next room.
"Oh, sorry," said Erik, pointing at the title. "This chapter is called Aw, Snap!, not 'oh, Snape'."
"Dammit," said Snape.