Stormtrooper Fic chapter 2: RETURN OF THE STORMERS!

Yeah, I'm finally back. I'd tell you how this long wait happened, but unfortunately it's as long as this wait. So without any further ado:

(The Stormers have been waiting a long time to see action, and they're suffering like a druggie suffers from withdrawl)

PG-13: ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodOHGOD! When can we fight rebels?

RJ-181: I know! I have a mighty NEED to kill some rebs! MIGHTY NEED!

KK-111: um, guys, how about we wait until we finally get a new commander.

RJ-181: "new commander"? what happened to Roland?

KK-111: god, for the LAST TIME, he was captured by Boba Fett and eaten by Jabba's Rancor when he killed the Fatso's Black Market dude.

PG-13: (angry like) hmph! All I remember from that is him ruining our nights fun, and it all ended up getting us banned from any planet the twins go to until they leave.

KK-111: hey, at least you don't have it like AK-47.

(FLASHBACK NOISE! FLASHBACK NOISE!)

(the former Stormer AK-47 is naked except for his helmet. A Female Gammorian with a lusty look in her eyes approaches)

AK-47: oh, god, why did I ever think that calling jabba fat right in his face!

(END FLASHBACK! END FLASHBACK!)

RJ-181: well… you do have a point… although Jabba should've known that he was fat, so what AK did was a little right…

KK-111: HE WAS SOLD TO A GAMMORIAN WHORE, YOU DUMBASS!

PG-13: hehe… sold to a fatass hoe-bag…

(intercom turns on)

Voice: May the… uh… "Stormers" please come down to the… uh, I mean up to the Bridge at this time for commander reassigning. Repeat: May the Stormers come up to the bridge at this time for commander reassigning.

(intercom turns off)

Stormers:… WHOOO-HOOO!

(they all go to the Bridge, where Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarken, and an unfamiliar figure covered in robes wait for them)

Vader: At ease. We would like to assign you to a new commander due to Roland's little… accident.

Tarken: yes, do we would like to introduce you to commander Kaiser.

KK-111: Kaiser? What kind of a name like that?

(Kaiser's Robes disappear in a flash of light. When light fades, it turns out Kaiser is and old pre-empire Clonetrooper (the Episode III kind).)

Kaiser: I have no idea. It was the Kaminoans' idea for a name, and it stuck. What's it to ya? Hey, here's a better question: wanna shoot some rebels on Yavin?

RJ and PG: … I think we're gonna love this guy…

So, I hope this is good for you guys waiting for this story. Good night!