(Halloween on the Executor is the best day in a Stormtrooper's life, besides Christmas. Everyone but the high-ranks on the High Ranks and Guest Quarters level go trick or treating in costume. Take our friends the Stormers. PG-13 is a Colonial Marine from ALIENS, RJ-181 is Dark Helmet of Spaceballs, and KK-111 is a Spartan of Halo. Their first place of choice was Emperor Palpatine's Guest Quarters. Lucky him.)

The Stormers: TRICK O' TREAT!

Palpatine (wearing Cloak): ugh... here, have some dwix. (Gives Dwix)

KK-111: YES! DWIX!

(Palpatine closes the door to his quarters)

PG-13: Dwix? why not Twix? it's real...

RJ-181: hey, he's a cheap bastard. he never get's the real thing.

(palpatine comes back out)

Palps: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

RJ-181: ummm... nothing?

Palps: ... (Electrocutes RJ and goes back inside)

KK-111: are you okay?

RJ: ... (Shoots KK).

PG-13: ok… let's go to Tarkin's place next.

(at Tarkins…)

Stormers: TRICK O' TREAT!

Tarkin (who wears his uniform): ugh… (thinking) it's times like these when I wish I died on some battlefield than still be Alive now(stop thinking) umm… here's some candy. (he puts a few Pieces of candy in each stormer's bag and closes the door, muttering something about suicide)

PG-13: ok, I gots me a 3 Musketeers, a Twix, thank God, and a Milky Way. What about you guys?

RJ-111: some Kit-Kats, and a bag of gushers. Funny, I never knew they still sold those things.

KK-111: I got a rock.

PG-13: okay, how about we go to Kaisers' Quarters?

(and at Kaisers')

Stormers: TRICK O' TREAT!

Kaiser (dressed in a Predator Costume): Hey it's my men! Holy crap, what happened to your candy?

KK-111: we only hit two other places. That, and I got a rock at the last place. I like your costume, though.

Kaiser: Really? Well, I would've been an Alien, but I didn't know PG-13 was a Colonial Marine, so I decided to go Preddy. Hey, check this out! (Raises right hand and makes a fist. As he makes his fist, wristblades pop out.) And I won't tell you how I did that!

RJ-181: It's easy. There's a button on your hand that releases the blades when you make a fist. When you make another fist, the button that's pushed pulls the blades back.

Kaiser: … you're too smart for your own good, y'know? You take the fun out of these things. Well, you guys need sweets, so here you go. (gives 10 handfuls of candy to each Stormer. His wristblades pop out and in each time his right hand grabs something.)

KK-111: wow… you must be the King of Candy. The Sultan of Sweets.

PG-13: And all of this candy is the real deal… and there's also cookies and Brownies and… is that a Ben and Jerry's thing there?

RJ-181: whoa Mama! Let's hit the other places.

Kaiser: See you guys next mission!

(soon, the Stormers have hit most of the places and are about to get to Darth Vader's place. They have three bags of candy each, and the third one is near full.)

PG-13: hey, remember when we were Republic Forces?

RJ-181: yeah, we weren't clones, but we always got paired with that hot Twi'Lek Jedi.

PG-13: I wasn't going to say that, but yeah, she was hot. I was going to talk about the Cloneys. Y'know, AK-47, BB-22, and UG-98?

KK-111: those guys were whacked on something, man. Didn't AK get biz-ay with the Twi'Lek Jedi?

PG-13: (bad memories coming back) yeah… and you know the worst thing about that? She promised ME that she wasn't seeing anybody, and I walked in on them doing it.

RJ-181: (pat's PG's back) don't worry. They're both dead now. In fact, I think they killed each other during that whole Order 66 thing.

PG-13: yeah, you're right. Well, let's get Vader's place.

(at Vader's Place)

Stormers: TRICK O' TREAT!

Vader: … didn't I tell you last year that I don't celebrate Halloween?

PG-13: yes, sir.

Vader: And didn't I tell you the same thing the year before that, and the other Years Before, and that I only let you all celebrate this foolish holiday just to shut you all up?

KK-111: yes, sir.

Vader: and you, Stormtrooper Unit RJ-181, didn't I tell you NOT to wear that mockery of me or I will beat you over the head with a lamp?

RJ: yes, sir.

Vader: Then GET OUT OR I WILL DO THAT VERY THING!

Stormers: (scared) yes sir! (all run)

(soon, at their room, the Stormers compare their treats.)

PG-13: 100 Milky Ways, 80 3 Musketeers Bars, 20 Cookies, 23 Brownies, 2 Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked-Flavored Ice Creams, 76 Milk Duds, 104 Twix candies, 8 Butterfingers, and 1 Dwix.

RJ-181: same as you, except I have a few Kit-Kat Bars.

KK-111: same as PG, but I also have a Rock.

PG-13: well, my best buddies in the whole world; let's eat as much as we can before we collapse from too-much-candyitis. What say you?

Other two: YES!

(and so they all eat half of their candy collection, pass out, and KK-111 get's a new Pet Rock)

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I hope you all enjoy this belated Halloween Edition!