The Stormtrooper Christmas Special!

Note: three specials in a row! W00tness! Man, I need to make a regular chapter… well, enjoy!

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(The Empire has had a rough month. It started out good, when Darth Vader captured Princess Leia from the Tantive IV and took her aboard the Death Star, which the Stormers call, "the Big Shiny Ball-O'-Doom", and blew up a planet. But some dude whose' last name is the same as Vader's old name and a few others came and took her away, even though Vader killed the rumored "Last Jedi" (PG-13: I don't even know what a Jedi is!). The next day, the Rebels came and blew up the Death Star, which saddened Vader. So the Stormers made up an Idea to cheer Vader up: Get him a Christmas Present!)

PG-13: so, what should we get him?

KK-111: I know! How about the destruction of the Rebels!

PG-13: … um, what do you think the Empire is trying to do?

KK-111: oh…

RJ-181: how about their secret base?

PG-13: … yeah… then we'd get his respect and we'd be popular… so that'd be like a Christmas present to him AND us!

RJ-181: yes, but it'd take a while. So we'd best get started now.

(So, the first spot they try for information is the Bothan Home world, whose name I've forgotten.)

KK-111: so, Mr. Bothan, where's the rebel secret base?

Bothan: -we cannot tell you. We are rebel sympathizers, and we cannot tell you.-

KK-111: oh.

(Failing that, they go to the next likely spot, Tatooine, where any info could be had, for a price.)

PG-13: Dude, at what price can I get info on the Rebel Secret Base?

Trando Merc: 15,000,000 Credits.

PG-13: shit.

(Failing that, they go to the last likely spot, the Executors' brig.)

RJ-181: Prison Slave! Do you know where the Rebel Secret Base is?

Rebel POW: no, they didn't tell me.

RJ-181: FUCKER! (Shoots POW)

(And so, on Christmas Eve, the Stormers have no secret base, and worse, they found out that Vader found the Secret Base on his own.)

PG-13: shit… we came a long way to find where the Rebel Base is, and Vader founds out on his own.

KK-111: Actually, We just asked random people whe-

PG-13: shut up.

RJ-181: well, nothing really matters, any way the wind blows… that sounds familiar…

PG-13: Shut up.

KK-111: wait, how about we just tell Vader a neat plan to take the place over.

PG-13: Shut u- … GREAT IDEA!

(and on Christmas Day, they tell Vader a cool plan involving AT-ATs to take over the base. And Vader is Happy. On the day of the invasion (the republic new year, to be precise), the Stormers end up on the AT-AT that blows up the Shield Generator and starts the invasion. KK-111 ends up to be the first person to be sent back to the Executors' Hospital due to massive crying over a blaster bolt grazing his armpit. And that is the story of the Stormer Christmas.)