The Birds, Bees, and Evil Things:
Yugi and I headed out to the garage after lunch in hopes of getting to Malik's house. Can't use the pharaoh's car mainly because he hid the keys and the fact that Yugi crashed the famous BMW into the tree.
Oh no…flashback…noo!
(Two weeks ago)
"This sucks big time!"
Me and Yugi were in the parking lot. That night, we just got out of the Carnival. "Why not? You rode every ride in the park twice."
Yugi plopped half of his cotton candy down his mouth. O.O wow…who knew a boy could eat so much. Then again, he did eat three jumbo hot dogs and two large sodas.
"It's just that Yami couldn't come." Yugi frowned.
Well who cares you puny little runt? Ah yes, Yami's always busy sitting on his throne 24/7 ruling for no reason.
"Well…Yugi-sama. When you become pharaoh, you'll be too busy to do anything."
O.O…Uh-oh…gotta pee. But I don't wanna leave Yugi behind. Who knows what he'll do? And the carnival to Domino is four miles apart. Maybe he won't do something drastic for once. After all, Dr. Mai always tells me to give people a chance.
"Yugi-sama?"
"What is it?"
"Look Yugi, I'm gonna be back in a few minutes. You…you stay here by the car, okay?
(Three minutes later…)
Well, the bathrooms here aren't that bad after all. From where I come from, public bathrooms are horrible.
I finally made it back to the parking lot. Reaching into my pocket, I got my car keys…
Eh…er…-starts patting pockets- Car keys…car keys…CAR KEYS! Where the hell are my car keys?
vroom vroom-
Oh no…that doesn't sound good. I look up and see a familiar black BMW zooming off. Oh shit! Yugi's got..
…Wait…why am I still standing here.
Looks around desperately-
Ah, I see Bandit Keith. But without my millennium items, I'm powerless.
Wait a minute…this is a time for Shadi!
Inspector Gadget music starts playing-
NO INSPECTOR GADGET MUSIC! The same goes for Batman and Sailor Moon!
Oh what the hell… "Hey Bandit Keith!"
The ego maniac finally looks up at me, giving me a sneering look. Bah! Who cares? I give that look to Yami all the time.
"What do you want?"
No time for questions blondie! "Can I borrow your bike?" I then proceeded to same to shove Bandit Keith off and started up the engine. "Thanks!"
"Hey wait!" Bandit Keith raised his fist in the air.
Wahahahaha. Not time for you crack head. I start speeding after Yugi right on his tail. This madness must stop!
We're almost home. And Yugi's going over 90. The kid's evil I tell you!"
"But Yugi's suck a sweet kid." Yami and Anzu's words rang in my head. Sure, when he's around you two. But every time you pin me alone with this creep, he's not so innocent!
Suddenly, I hear a huge crash. Slamming on the brakes, I came across a not so good scene. The BMW had crashed into a pine tree right outside the house.
O.O Yugi-sama!
I hop off the motorcycle and ran towards the BMW. Quickly, I open the door and dragged out an unconscious Yugi.
slapping his face- "Yugi-sama, are you all right?"
"SHADI!"
sigh- The roaring voice rings in my ears. I looked up and came face to face with Satan himself.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?"
"But my pharaoh…"
(End of Flashback)
sigh-
At least this time I'm driving. -Takes out car keys and opens the Honda- "Hop in Yugi."
"Woo-Hoo!" Yugi starts to hop in the front seat.
I am so not looking forward to this day. If Yami no Marik just kicked the pharaoh's ass during the duel, he'd give the evil boy a nice whipping.
"SHADI!" Yugi wails.
You runt! You just ruined my dramatic tension! Okay, think happy thoughts…happy thoughts…like birds, sunshine…
…sending Yugi straight to hell and end my problems -laughs-
I jam my key into the ignition and started up the engine. -takes out a road map- All right…Malik's house is just two blocks away…Hmmm…
"Shadi, what's the hold up?"
"All right Yugi-sama." I back up the car out of the garage and into the driveway. Thank you Ra for making Malik's house a two minute drive. Any sacrifice you want me to make tonight and I'll do it.
"We're here!" I parked the car beside the sidewalk in front of a small cottage. Yugi immediately jumped out of the car, screaming Malik's name.
"MalikMalikMalikMalikMalikMalik!" Yugi screamed his friend's name over and over, busting through their door.
The evil has reunited, no doubt about that. I proceeded to run after Yugi and into the house, seeing Malik and Yugi jumping up and down like little kids.
Rishid approached me, his face a little red. "You had to bring him here?"
"It gets even worse. Yami made Yugi pharaoh while he's gone."
"This is serious indeed." Rishid leaned against the wall.
"Come on Yugi," Malik took Yugi by the hand. "Let's go play in Ishizu's room."
"Let's go!" Yugi tagged along.
I saw Rishid's eyes widened with fear. "What's going on Rishid?"
But Rishid was already on the run. In no time, he was blocking the door to Ishizu's room.
"Malik-sama." Rishid was breathing heavily. "Malik-sama, let's not bother Ishizu while she's getting her beauty sleep. You know how much she doesn't like that."
"But we wanna go play in there." Malik protested.
"Listen to my main man Rishid!" Yugi stomped on Rishid's foot as hard as he could, causing him to scream in pain.
Seconds later, the sounds of horrific screams came about.
"CHILD MOLESTOR!" Malik shouted at the top of his lungs.
Being daring, I decided to get a sneak peek.
O.O
HOLY CRIPES, NO WONDER MALIK'S FREAKING OUT! There was Ishizu in the nude with an inflatable doll. Oh Ra, I'm trying to not laugh so hard at this! Ra knows Ishizu would kick anyone's ass.
"Malik Ishtar! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Ishizu glared at her little brother, her blanket covering most of her body.
"I should ask you the same thing!" Malik glared at her sister.
"So sorry about this Miss Ishizu." Rishid's face flushed,dragging the two kids out of her room before slamming the door shut.
I don't know whose day is worse in every possible way: Mine's or Shadi's. Smirking to myself, I looked down at Malik. "How long has this been going on with Ishizu?"
"I heard that Shadi!" Ishizu yelled from the closed door. "Don't make me come over there!"
Yeah, like you can actually do that.
"I don't know." Malik frowned. "I was wondering what were those strange noises coming from her room recently. Hey Shadi?"
"Er…yes?"
"Could you tell me about the birds and bees?"
O.O
"Er…Malik…shouldn't you go ask Rishid those kind of questions?"
"Well, every time I do, he always has some excuse that he has to go run an errand."
I look up at Rishid to seek the answer…
…Huh?
…Hey wait a minute, he's gone! Just wanted me to do your dirty work huh?
"Well….uh…Malik…this is the type of thing we should discuss in your room."
"You know where babies come from?" Yugi stared at me wide-eyed. "And don't tell me the stork happened to drop by. I'm not that stupid!"
Apparently you are.
(-)
To be continued.