CHAPTER 2….essey
AU: Well I am the real auther of Snake the spaz. I hadn't had an account yet when I wrote it Ch. 1 is included in here above. (der). I really need you guys to review because I am new at this and need tips. There are also some Spanish words in here so use a translator if you need to.
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(beep) (gunshot)
(snake walked on a very very long time, so so long that I had to got to sleep)
Snake: Well this is where there holding the Metal Gear project…. OH no I was walking so long….ah..otacon's pills have worn off…AHHHHHH (seizure foam at mouth) AHHH NOOOO METAL GEAR (collapse) (twitches).
(snake hears a guard and sees a question mark from around the corner)
Guard: Is, somebody there essay?
Snake: Yeah I am right here.
Guard: Don't move pendejo! Perra sited, requesting backup…essays.
HQ: No problem amigo, we send it right over.
Snake: Shit.
Guard: O yea. I have to shoot you……AHHH
(by the time the guard realized his job snake had already shot him)
Snake: A locker!
(he gets in)
Snake: WOW! A HOT ASIAN CHICK! (kisses and humps the locker)
Backup essays: DUDE! HE is having sex with his locker.
Snake: AHHHHHHHH! (charges out of the locker with no weapons and knocks out 2 guards)
Remaining backup essays: YOU GO TO HELL AND DIE AT THE MERCY OFF DIABLO!
(a gun appears out of no where in snakes hand)
Essays: SHIT…AAHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!
(beep…snakes map reappears)
(snake continues on and finally gets to the metal gear hold)
Snake: There it is, it's engranaje del metal del Diablo that can shoot out nukes and shit like that! AHHHHGGGGHHHAHHHHAHHIGWOIGHWOIGHOWIGHWJGHWOIGHWOIGHWOIGHWOGHWQOEIGHWQEIGHQIEGHQOIGHQIGH"IQWHOIF EG(PIHTHTPTHPOUHPT#HOIHTOUHGIHODHVHGOIGHO"EWGH"EIGHEGH:OEWQUHQOIFHQIEGHOIFJIQFHPOIGHOGBNONOIGHQPETYH"QIQ"OIEHGT)QGH"EGHQIEGQ"PGOIGHIGH"PIEPIGHFPWIEHQPIEGQEHQIGHQEIGHQGHQPEIGQPEGIHQIEGHQIGHPIQUGHQPIUFQ:OEHGQPOEGHOEGH"OQEIGTQO"EGH:OEGHUH:OUGHIUGD:HG:OIQHQIOH"PIWGQOIGH"HRIQ"PTOUGHWEPIGJQWEIGHWPE(UGHQPUOFGPEGUPOUHFOUFHGWQEPOGUHQWIFHUGPHS:OGHWQE:OIH:SADGHWEPOGSDUHRIUHG:IHG:ORGH:OIGH:WGIHWR:OI:WOGHW:ROGWRUIOHW:OIGW:ORIWRHWRHWJJWEHWGHWHWHWWHWHWHWHWWH...gasp...gasp...RIGJEIGERGJAEGHAIUFHGAEVHHHGHAFGUGwfgiuHGIWUGHwughwvoghawughughaoerhiIHGESOIHAEOIHEOIHAEIHAEIHRAEIHAEIHGJFHVNFHFDJGTHDFGVRUFGHRUHGVUFEY9HETIVSUG37UTYHWIEOUIGH4IHJWUGFHHJRJYRUGVHNEJKRGHOFERUHRJKHEIUTTFRTSHFEWURGHRTTGO;JGEOIRGEORIHGEWIOGHWOUGHIWHGREOIRHGEWOIGHWOIGHSOGHDIHGEIODGHEO;IRHGEOGHEOIHJEIOGWOEIHOWIHTGWOIHFOALHGWLGHWOIKGJWOIGHWERIJGEWGIHWIOHGIFJWIRHGJWEOIYHWOIGFJWPIJWEKFJSALDKFJSLKDJGWLKFJGWEOIYWIGBHUDHKXDGLDRHOIEWHGOWIHOWE3IHGWEIGHWOIGHSOGHWOIRGHOIGWIOYHJEORIHJSDLKFGSLHGOSHG!
(snake goes up thousands of steps to get to the top)
Polymer(look it up) Snake: Time to die hermano.
Snake: DUDE I AM NOT BROTHER AND IF I WAS THEN WHY ARE YOU MEXICAN!
Polymer: Because…….erm…..SHUTUP NOW DIE…….
(what will polymer do, who the fuck is he, once again will I stop answering my own questions? Tune in to the final chapter next time)
(tune in next time to figure out what happens. Write me suggestions and stuff I am trying here! Don't hold back in the reviews if it is bad.)