Chapter 3

(we left snake spazing out at polymer, his mysterious Mexican brother)

Snake: MY GOD THE METAL GEAR IS MOVING! AHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHGRGRGRGRHHHAHHHGRGRHASGGRH. (twitch twitch)

Polymer: That is right it is actually operational!

Snake: Well that was obvious you prick!

Polymer: I m gunna kill you!

Snake: (spazing and having seizure) AHH IT IS MOVING AHHH! Wait wuts that sound? It is the sound of cardboard! That isn't metal gear I am regaining control of my body! HA I WILL KILL THAT CARDBOARD!

(snake shoots the card board with a stinger and it blows up in a cloud of smoke)

(o yea by the way the stinger appeared in his hand)

Snake: SUCK MY DICK

Polymer: Ok that thounds thuper!

Snake: WHAT RAIDON?

Raidon: Yup that'sth me.

Snake: but you were dead!

Raidon: NO STHAKE! I WASN'T DEAD! THAT WAS A TEthT CLONE TO MAKE YOU THINK I WUTH!

(the smoke cleared)

Snake: NO IT CANT BE!

Raidon: that'ths right the cardboard wath justht a coverup metal gear for thisth!

Snake: FUCK! ITS SUPER METAL GEAR WHOS NAME IS REALLY LONG AND SHIT! AHHHHHHSGRRRRRRHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

Snake: but why Raidon! WHY!

RAIDON: Because! I was the new Main character! YOU stole it! I was the ultimate MG main character! I THOUGHT MAYBE HIDEO-SAN WOULD RECONSIDER IF I KILLED YOU OFF! I TRIED TO KILL YOU BUT NOOOOOO! WELL FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY BALLS(really please)! I AM THE METAL GEAR MOFOMAN!

Snake: your gay! Haha

Raidon: I am not!

Snake: (tauntingly) yes u are!

Raidon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Metal gear: Password activated 3 lines of no. Self-destruct in 5

Raidon: NO BUT HOW…..HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Metal Gear: 4…..3

Snake: HA! IT WAS WRITTEN ON THE CARDBOARD!

Metal gear: 2….essey….1

Snake: Fucking SHIT……..

(Will snake escape, am I a faggot just because I keep asking these gay-ass questions?

Find out next chapter essay.)