Chapter 4
Snake: hey look! A conveniently placed hole in the ground!
(snake climbs in, but takes one last look back at his old friend that he always found rather gay anyway)
Raidon: Ill come back! Just like before! You havn't seen the last of MEEE!
Snake: yes I have. (snake pushes the button on his only item, it is labled you have now seen the last of whoever you are looking at right now….i hope its raidon)
Raidon: NOOOOOOOOOO (he suddenly implodes and all that is left is a recording dis)
Snake: SO THAT'S HOW HE STOPPED TALKING WITH A LISP ALLOFASUDDEN!
Disc: yup
Ring ring
Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: no fucking shit snake! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THIS FREQUENCY! By the way your still gunna die from the convienently slowly spreading explosion.
Snake: FUCK SHIT DAMNIT AHHHH!
(snake runs out and finds a jeep and drives out)
Snake: ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! GOODBYE WORLD! REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
: Chill out niga!
Snake: CJ you came back!
CJ: NO SHIT! You stole the keys to my harrier! I had to spawn up this one which I used to convieniently find you here in this exact location!
Snake: Yea about that…
CJ: No Problem Mofucka
Snake: Well we'd better go before those flames catch up!
(snake jumps in the harrier and starts flying home and gets a call from otacon)
Snake: YO
Otacon: Good job snake!
Snake: Yea I didn't spaz out! I'm cured
(winning music for VR plays)
HGW: DUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DODODODODOODDooooo
CO Campbell: Good work Raidon.
Snake: Uhhhhhhhh im snake
CO: Sorry ummmm ……. Good work snake.
Snake: You weren't even in this story.
CO: Fuck up.
(MGS theme plays)
HGW: doooooo dooooooo doooooooooooooooooo do do do dooooo dooooooooot dodo dooooooooooo do do do doooooooo dooooooot dodo d doooooooooooooooo dodo d o dodo oooooooooooooo do do doooooooo od do do do doo(trumpit trill) DO ODOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOO DODODODODODOTT bump
AU: well I hoped you liked it it is my first full story REVIEW SO I CAN IMPROVE.