Now for the second new and improved chapter! Huzzah!

Kirby and Luigi were about halfway up the stairs when zombie's burst through the door.

Kirby hurried up the stairs with Luigi by his side, "Man, Why can't buildings have more reinforced doors, and now that I'm thinking about it, why didn't lock the door."

Luigi answered, "We-a did."

"Did we? Hmm….." Jeopardy music starts playing as the author looks at the first chapter to see if they did lock the door

AHA! They did lock the door. So let's start this chapter over……

Kirby and Luigi were about halfway up the stairs when zombie's burst through the door.

Kirby hurried up the stairs with Luigi by his side, "Man, why buildings can't have more reinforced doors, I don't know. But why did we lock the door? They could have just taken the key that was on the table outside and unlocked the door."

"You-a know how Zombies are, they-a are-a always destroying everything they see-a. I'm-a sure that door cost a lot-a money."

"Those bast-…. hey wait. Shouldn't we be running in terror about now?"

"Do you always have to ask-a so-a many questions?"

"Blame the author. RUN!"

The two ran straight up the stairs with the zombies close behind. Yes that's right, somehow slow hobbling zombies can run a fair chase against two people who are running for their lives.

The Italian and the Puff Ball run into the employee's lounge and lock the door for no apparent reason. But then they find planks conveniently lying on the ground with a nail gun sitting on a desk a few feet away. They nail the planks in the doorway.

Peach started rocking back and forth on the sofa, "We're all going to die such an unfashionable death! NO! Can't even die in Style! The zombies will break through the door and kill us all like they did to Yoshi and Fox and…"

"Don't forget Mario," stated the Italian plumber.

"No one cares about Mario! That fat slob of a plumber that Nintendo paid me to love," Peach looked around and saw everyone was looking at her strangly. Then she decided to complain again, "How can we ever go on…they're every where, outside the city inside the city, in the streets, under the streets, and…." Peach got slapped in the back off the head By Falco which sends her spiraling into the couch where she laid unconscious.

"God, she's so annoying." Falco said examining his hand.

Everyone agreed.

Zelda then spoke up, "So how are we going to get out of here?"

Capt. Falcon said, "We could sit here and fall asleep until morning. It will be easier to run away and stuff. We could have someone guard us every hour, like shifts and.."

Kirby cut in, "That is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I say we try and escape in the dead of night where we'll probably need flashlights just to see ahead of us and make it more difficult on ourselves. Who's with ME!"

Everyone sits there silently. Crickets start chirping.

"I see how it is, fine, since the crickets are the only ones who've agreed to go with me then I guess we're the only ones going."

And with that Kirby walks up more stairs to try and escape from the roof.

Falco leaned on the wall with his arms crossed, "well that was stupid. Then again, so is sitting here waiting for the zombies to burst through the door and kill us all. And to top it off, I'm not one to wait around…." Falco ran off after Kirby.

Luigi sighed, "Well-a then. I guess we're waiting it-a out till-a morning I'll start with the shifts."

Meanwhile upstairs………..

"Well I guess we're the only smart ones here, eh Falco?"

"Actually I thought this was a stupid idea too."

"Yea well…I don't hear the crickets complaining."

"There are no crickets…."

"Damn crickets bailed out on me! I can't believe the nerve of them…"

They got to the top of the staircase and stood facing the door saying Manager's Room. They open it up and headed on in. It was pitch black inside so they do the only logical thing they knew. They walked in the room and started stumbling around hoping to find something that could lighten things up.

"I think I found it…." Falco said.

Falco pressed a switched and a loud bang emitted from it

The lights suddenly snap on.

"What the hell did you do?"

"I pressed this….switch..." Falco looked down seeing what the so-called switch actually was, "Hey it's a shot gun. Wonder why the manager has one of these."

A mysterious voice across the room says, "I was trying to figure that out myself."

Kirby and Falco spin around to see a zombie like creature sitting at a desk drinking tea.

The "guy" spoke again, "I also was wondering how you were to turn on these bloody lights. But when the shot gun fired now I know that it must be one of those "Clappers". You know "Clap on. Clap off. The Clapper." Such a catchy tune, but so short. Kind of depressing if I do say so myself. Oh I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself. I'm Bob the ReDead. I'm from the graveyards in Hyrule. Pretty drafty in those graves so I decided to come here for a vacation and now look what's happening. Bloody shame."

Kirby and Falco look blindly at the creature saying nothing.

"So, do you guys live here or what?"

Kirby slowly starts to raise his gun

"Now what are you doing? Oh, wait! I know what you're thinking, I'm an evil demonic creature like the rest of the things downstairs, but I'm actually-"

Kirby then screamed out, "You're hypnotizing gaze won't work on us you freak! You won't get us alive!"

"No wait you have it all wrong I…"

Kirby shot the zombie again and again, and again, and even again.

"Kirby, I think he's dead…."

"Your point is what now?" Kirby then shot again, and again, again, and again. Pretty soon Falco got to wondering how many bullets were even in that round. But no one cares…

Back in the Lounge……

Every one was sleeping peacefully and uncomfortably on the floor except of course the guard. This guard was Doctor Mario. He wasn't feeling to well either. He went over to wake up Jiggylpuff to start the next shift

Doctor Mario, "Jiggly, wake up it's your shift."

JigglyPuff let out a squeaky voice that reminded Doctor Mario of his hamster he had when he was a kid. He wasn't very fond of his hamster. So he smacked JigglyPuff, "

Jiggly jiggle, Puff puff."

"Get up you stupid hamster,"

Jigglypuff mumbles incomprehensible words under her breath and unwillingly gets up. For an hour straight the zombies out in the hall were banging on the door trying to break it open but weren't having any luck. Then Jigglypuff starts to hear mumbled voices of those outside.

"Why…….we……door…?"

"……Know……not…, Forgot……."

"Screw……this……"

Jiggly hears the zombies start walking back down the stairs.

"Jiggly Jiggly!" She tried to tell the others, but alas no one spoke hamster.

Zelda woke up from Jiggly's uproar. Half asleep she tells her to shut up and that people are trying to sleep. Jiggly tries to explain the zombies are gone but alas, no one understands her again. So then she decides to give up and go to sleep.

And 'Tis the end of another chapter. Next chapter is where the unfortunate cast starts to meet other people from the game. And give me more reviews please. Thank you and hope you enjoyed this.

If you didn't, don't complain.