(Once again, I'm not trying to rip off from Fox's story. There are similarities but everything else is from my own head. Are…are we all clear on that?)

The After-Horrors of Disney Movies

Quickly shutting off my phone, I ran out of the building. Yugi had already arrived in the parking lot, leaning against the car. In desperation, I tossed him in the car and slid inside the driver's seat, starting up the car.

"What the hell is wrong with you Shadi?" Yugi was raging simply because I tossed him in the car like yesterdays garbage.

I jammed the car key in to the ignition and sped out. Going beyond the speed limit, I recalled the last time I was caught in the midst of Anzu's time of the month…

(Flashback to last month)

I was still sleeping in the morning hours when I heard a loud scream and a huge thump upon the ceiling. Yami was shaking me awake, screaming something about Yugi.

"Shadi wake up!" Yami screamed in my ear. "Yugi is in a lot of trouble. It seems that Anzu is on her time of the month and now she's holding Yugi hostage! You've got to help me!"

Damn it pharaoh, why should I waste my time trying to save that twerp? He finally got what's coming to him. I don't want any part of this. But of course, I pretend that I'm still sleeping, pulling the covers over my head. Then came the next worst thing to ever exist.

"Have you ever hear the wolf cry to the blue horn moon?" Anzu was singing…no screaming actually. "Or ask the grinning bobcat while he grinned?"

Pinning my hands to my ears, I finally got up. Anzu, no offense, you just suck in singing, period. Fine, I'll go save Yugi but not because I want to save him. Anything for Anzu to shutup and go home will be fine. I made my way outside the house to see Anzu carrying Yugi on the roof.

"Can you paint with all the colors in the wind?" She then proceeded to toss Yugi off the roof, causing Yugi to crash land headfirst on me.

(End of flashback)

Of course, this wasn't the first time Anzu pulled off something like that. There was that time when she reenacted the Lion King, sang "The Circle of Life" and was about to throw Malik and Yugi off of the roof. And that should have happened but no…I was called like a freaking savior and had to convince Anzu to not hurl those two.

Poor Anzu. Every time the PMS kicks in, she does the unthinkable. I guess it's because when she used to baby-sit Yugi, she had to submit to watching Disney movies. Why I decided to leave Egypt for this is something I'm still trying to seek the answer to.

Cautiously, I opened the door. Yami isn't going to like this but hell, he should get used to it by now seeing that Anzu trashes his house every other month and leaves me to clean the mess. But surprisingly, the house was empty. Although things like windows, walls, and furniture were victimized, all the other furniture was okay. What Anzu is up to, however, was something to consider.

All of a sudden, Anzu came sliding down on the railing wearing a long black dress and a matching black hat. In her hand is one of the ugliest umbrellas I have ever seen with pictures of Pokemon on them. Wait a minute…this kind of looks familiar.

"Hey Shadi," Yugi peeked in. "What's wrong with Anzu?"

"I don't even want to know." I replied.

"For a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down," she hollered, swinging the umbrella violently. "The medicine go down, medicine go down." She tried to snap her fingers wildly. "For a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down…"

Ho boy, she must've thought she could clean everything up in a snap. Sorry Anzu, I would like to help you make your little fantasies become reality but unfortunately, the so-called pharaoh known as Yami confiscated my key.

"In the most delightful way!" She hurled her umbrella towards our direction. Ducking, I yanked Yugi onto the floor in hopes of avoiding him being another statistic in Anzu's sudden attack. Unfortunately, Rishid wasn't so lucky as the umbrella smacked him right on the forehead.

"Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious!" Anzu sang in a tone-deaf sort of way. Damn it! I can't stand her singing for the love of Ra! I'm sure Simon from American Idol would agree with me on this one.

"Even if the sound of it is something quite atrocious. If you say it loud enough…supercalifraglisticexpialadocious!" Snapping her fingers, she then opened her umbrella, dashed towards the window literally breaking through and jumped out. All was silent in the house. Rishid was knocked unconscious by the umbrella of death. Yugi and I just stood there at the half-cleaned room.

"She's coming back, isn't she?" Yugi stood there, dazed.

"More likely she will." Taking Yugi by the hand, we both slowly backed up. "We should head for the store."

"For what?" Yugi gave me a strange look.

Ra damn it! What do I look like, the answer man? "Well, if we want to save Anzu, we need to get her some medicine. That way, she can kill that evil being inside her that makes her go crazy."

"And what kind of medicine does Anzu need?"

Ho boy…what kind of medicine does that woman need? Midol? Pepto Bismal? Advil? Robotussion? See what happens when I don't know much on women's health. Might as well get her a pad. Or a maybe a tampon, those are pretty cheap.

"You won't get it if I tell you." I opened the door. "Now come on, let's get to Wal-Mart."