So on starts another mindless chapter about SSBM characters trying to escape evil mutant zombies.

This is where it actually gets good! Sorta...

Well, Kirby and Falco are wandering around trying to find the stairs to the roof and the rest are sleeping. So since no ones doing anything productive, it's now time to meet the main evil dude….

A few miles away in an old mansion a tall man with a trench-coatish thing and cool looking sunglasses sits watching TV. One of his skeleton assistants walks in and informs Gannondorf something, "Gannondorf….the creature is ready…..just for your info…"

"Quiet slave! Dr. Phil is on!"

"But sir you told me to tell you when the creature was done," Then realizing the importance of Doctor Phil, he asked, "….hey, is this the one where he coaches some fat people into making them skinny?"

"Sure is."

"Well make some room on the couch this is my favorite one."

"Sure thing buddy." Gannon hands the skeleton a bowl of popcorn.

"So what you have to do is believe in yourself and try and burn off that fat. Just exercise daily and watch what you eat for the rest of your life" Dr. Phil was telling one of the fat people.

"I don't know Phil, It just seems too hard."

"You know what Marianne, you can shut the hell up and believe. Do what I say or else you'll end up like Rhode Island. No one likes Rhode Island, no one cares about Rhode Island, and it's just there. Now you quit your whining right here and now and look me right here in my eyes and tell me you believe.

"You're right Dr. Phil, I'm a changed person. I won't become like Rhode Island. I'll become more important, I'll be like California!

"No you won't Marianne, California will break off from the US and leave us to go north, and you don't want to go north. Alaska's north and no one cares about Alaska. Be more like Alabama. Nothing too big, but nothing too small."

"Thanks Dr. Phil"

The skeleton added in, "I think she should be more like Connectic-"

Gannon looked evily at the skeleton, "What are you doing here? Who said you can sit down?"

"You did, sir."

"Now you're telling lies, get back to work and tell me when the creatures ready so I can control it before it breaks out."

"But it is ready."

Just then they heard crashing noises and then the wall caves in. Standing behind it is a giant disgruntled Bowser.

"RAAH! GRAWLLL! WHARLLLLLL!" Bowser looks up into the sky, "STARS!"

"Yes Bowser those are stars, there are over 10 billion in our universe."

"BLARGH!"Bowser points at a wet paint sign.

"Yes that is wet paint, don't touch it."

Bowser jumps into it and becomes smeared in red paint.

Skeleton moaned in disappointment, "Aw, now why'd you have to go and do that, I just finished the second coat. You big overgrown moron!"

Bowser turns his head to the skeleton and charges at him. Then he eats him.

"ummm…..yea, I should just get out of here now….but….Dr. Phil….hmm…be devoured by a mutated creature, or watch the end of Dr. Phil?" This was a hard decision, even for an evil master mind like Gannondorf, "I'll have to stay and watch the end."

"GRAWLLLLLL!"

But the tremendous growl from Bowser quickly changed his mind.

Gannondorf ran out of the house and onto a helipad with a helicopter conveniently placed on it. He goes inside and flies off leaving the tyrant Bowser to run into Squirrel City and cause mayhem on unsuspecting people.

Back in the Bar, Upstairs...

"Finally I think I've found the door leading up to the roof." Kirby said opening up a door at the top of a flight of stairs.

"About time….."

The cop opened the door cautiously. Kirby had a pistol in his hand and Falco with a shotgun. They walked inside the dark room and turned the lights on.

Kirby stared in discontent, "A bathroom? We just passed 2 on the way!"

"But Kirby….look." Falco pointed something out in the bathroom.

"What? Oh……my……god….." Kirby stared now in disbelief.

They were inside a wonderfully furnished women's bathroom.

"I can't believe it…." Falco muttered.

"We must have passed the men's and Employee's bathrooms but, why is this one have a leather couch inside?"

"And a TV."

"What? Aw, c'mon, and here are some hairdryers and nail kits, and even some plastic combs. Why do they get the cool stuff?"

"You're saying hairdryers, nail kits, and plastic combs are cool?"

"No….I just…..They have leather couches for God's sake!"

Falco opens a stall and comments, "and cotton toilet seats."

"This just isn't fair. I suppose this is why women take so long in bathrooms.

"Hey, this one's even got a guy inside it, we don't get women inside our stalls."

"What?"

The man woke up and moaned, "Huh? Oh, thank god, finally someone who's not infected. I'm Link and I've been hiding in here"

"So women don't get free men inside their stalls?"

"What? No, you sick freak."

"So what made you stop and hide in here?"

"Do I have to explain, just look at this place."

"Good point, when else do you get to hide inside of a women's bathroom then when zombies attack. By any chance do you have a cell phone?"

"No, I can't afford one, where I come from, Rupees are the money unit and they're only about .000000000001 of a dollar."

"Same with me, points from shooting down enemy aircrafts don't do much good. That's how I got to be a plumber. Kirby why don't you have one, you collect crystal shards?"

"Well you see, my hands are globs of pink fluffy material and I can't really press small buttons well."

"Oh. Then how can you fire a gun?"

"Well that's why I've been rejected from Squirrel City's special S.C.A.R.S group.

"Isn't that the Specially Challenged Academy of Racial Slobs?"

"Yea. Though I can still squeeze part of my hand in the trigger to fire it."

"Too bad. Anyways, where are you guys headed?"

"We were going to the roof but can't find the door leading to it."

"I know the way, I'll show you. Let me just get this hand gun that's in the garbage and I'll on my way."

The three walk up to the roof and the see a ladder leading down to the ground.

"Think we should go down?"

"With zombies crawling the streets? Of course."

Then a cop with a loudspeaker announces that an evacuation is being held down on the streets. Kirby jumps off the building and puffs the way down; the others climb down the ladder. When they reach the bottom they see the wielder of the loudspeaker is actually 2 kids with Eskimo jackets on.

"What? Kids? That's a let down…." Kirby sighed.

"Do you kids know you need a permit to use one of those?" Link asked them.

The blue one laughed, evidently his name was Popo, and Nana was the other since the name tag on them said so, "Haha, funny pink puff ball"

"Fun Fun!" The two start poking Kirby.

"Hey, Hey! Get off me!"

Popo and Nana start poking and hugging Kirby more.

"So there isn't an evacuation." Falco said depressed.

"Well actually there is." Popo said.

"It's down the street." Nana finished

"We were sent to find people." Popo said again.

"and tell them about it." Nana finished again.

"Why would they send kids?" Falco asked curiously

A zombie walked up to Popo and Nana. They spin around and start beating it furiously with their hammers.

Popo gleamed with happiness, " well we can hit things pretty well…"

"And in movies, kids are usually important and never die." Nana finished for him once again.

"But this is a story…." Kirby said.

Suddenl"y, dramatic music comes from no where. DUM DUM DUM!

"So?" Popo asked not seeming to care.

"Well, you said that, I don't know…. stop confusing me and let's go to the evacuation place."

"Ok follow me."

"Kirby, shouldn't we tell the others inside?" Said Falco before they set off.

"What do you think we're in, a movie? Just cause we don't go back to tell them and not risk our lives for theirs doesn't mean we're going to die."

"Yea, you're right." Link said, "Let's prove we can still live and not care about anyone else but ourselves!"

So they all leave to the evacuation place and get on the helicopter. The helicopter flies off and they live the rest of their lives peacefully. Ha, just kidding, I just always wanted to do that to a story. Actually they all got killed because the helicopter had an engine failure and plummeted to a building and blew up. Haha, just kidding again. Wow this is fun. Being able to control people's lives at the touch of the keyboard. Well anywho, here's what really happened….

When the five got there a few cops and some other people were there. The helicopter came in and just as the people were loading on to it, Bowser came charging in making strange noises. Everyone started to scream and run mindlessly around in circles until Bowser ate them. Kirby, Link and Falco stood by some newspaper machines.

Kirby started to complain, "Oh c'mon, why now? Why here? I mean really, couldn't you have spoiled someone else's evac. escape?"

Bowser turned toward Kirby and charged at him.

"Crap."

Right before Bowser skyrocketed into Kirby, Link pushed Kirby out of the way. Bowser ended up smashing its head right into the newspaper machine. He came out with a newspaper attached to its horns and covering its eyes.

Some one who finally stopped running mindlessly around in circles scream out, "Oh My God. We're all going to die! Just look, he's got blood all over him and now he's clawing at people and stomping around!"

Bowser, who was actually covered in red paint and couldn't see because of the newspaper, was frantically clawing around trying to figure out why he couldn't see. Then he fell right into the helicopter and blew it up. Everyone started running away in different directions. Kirby, Link, Falco, the 2 Eskimos, and another person ran into a train station across the street and hoped the creature wouldn't find them.

Bowser, who was lying on the ground from when he fell, felt sad. He was just a misunderstood creature who had no friends. So he blamed it on society and decided to go and kill more innocent people for reason in particular…

Well I hoped you liked my 3rd chapter, and don't worry, I'll get to the others in the bar in the next chapter. Well give some reviews and keep reading.